Baby Goats

I named them. They were tiny females so I figured they needed strong names. I named them Eleanor (Roosevelt) and Rosa (Parks), not because of color, but personality.

They were placed in a goat pen that had been cleaned out by FIL with an “igloo” dog enclosure. One of those fiberglass thingies with a dome. Well, the goats loved to be at the top so took turns standing atop the igloo.

Now I’m the igloo and guest dog jumps up on me all the time. Mommy’s coming home tomorrow so I see no reason to break out the crates, yes we have three, one airline ready with a plastic pouch for travel documents, water, ice, a battery-powered fan and all kinds of stickers about Live Animal et al my husband wanted to print and stick on.

Actually I’ve a large wire crate folded up in the laundry room…. no, she went out twice this morning and is closed out of our bedroom because she pooped in there yesterday. She’s slept for a couple of hours. That is good.

I’m trying to get ready for my husband’s homecoming tomorrow. Grocery list, laundry, cleaning, dishwashing. Right now I’m taking a brief break before a late lunch/early dinner. NY strip, mashed potatoes and sauteed cavolo nero in Italian, lacinato or dinosaur kale. Take out the rib, use it for soup, but it tastes quite like spinach. The kids may love it!

My girl is here by my desk. Guest dog is sleeping on my pillows and hopefully not pooping on the carpet. Cheers! Dee

Butchers

As the fog rolls in and because of my eyesight I cannot drive to the grocery store. For years in different towns my butchers ask me what I’m up to with whatever I ask for from the walk-in whether it be a leg of lamb or a crown roast of pork. Most know me by name.

I give them recipes and am probably the only patron who brings food in bought from them back into the grocery store. Texas chili, marinated pork loin, beef carbonnade et al. I believe my husband started this blog for me over Thanksgiving in Texas in 2008. It was a scary gift to write but my first piece, How To Eat a Concord Grape, is everyone’s favorite. I wanted to quit at 10,000 blogs but have changed it to 100,000. Dear readers, I have appreciated and do love your support over the years.

Cooking school teaches one to shop the outer side of the store, produce, fish, meat, dairy. Only go inside for the dog’s chicken broth (yeah, she’s not spoiled), rice, pappardelle or other pasta. If in a winter climate, canned San Marzano tomatoes.

Check out Food Network’s Tyler Florence for his pork loin marinated in hard cider, and cornbread-stuffed Gala apples. I served it to my husband’s family for Christmas ten years ago. Oh, with a root veg puree, do not use a ricer for rutabaga unless you wish to be muscularly injured for days or have a nurse-MIL to finish the job!

The produce people are kind and don’t know me but my butchers (husband deathly allergic to fish) know me well and so do most of the “front of house” personnel. Get to know your grocer. Dee

 

Being ‘haved

When my sister and I went to tell Mom on our little brother he’d run to see her first and say “Mommy, I’m not being haved.” And she’d tell him what a sweet young boy he was and we’d get extra chores.

His other infamous remark was “Who turned on the dark?” Leave it to him to see everything from another point of view. I do so as well and love my little brother even though he’s fifty now.

This little guest dog has become a diva. She got me up at 6 a.m. jumping on me, grabbing my arm and licking my hair, and we went out five times before 1 p.m. then she pooped all over my bedroom carpet. She wants to play with me, not Zoe our old dog and makes strange sounds.

After noon I told her she might be one Queen Bee, but I am Queen Dee, owner of this land and the power that is. It was a one-sided conversation mostly of “NO” but she hasn’t bothered me since and is sleeping on my pillows. All is well in the land at the moment.

I’m making myself steak and mashed potatoes and sauteed kale and garlic (dinosaur kale or cavolo nero in Italian) for dinner. She puts her nose on my plate. That’s something Queen Dee has not allowed and will not allow, ever.

This demure, beautiful, peaceful, courteous creature has become a monster and if I need to get out a crate, I will crate her. All Hail Queen Dee! After I feed them and take them out it’s my turn to eat. When one has an old herder one must stick to routine….. Dee

A Warm Pillow

I awakened around 4:30 this morning. Zoe was on my husband’s pillow. Guest dog L was on Zoe’s bed at the foot of ours.

Five minutes after I left the bed, Zoe came out and is sleeping on the sofa next to me. Guest dog came out to make sure I hadn’t left the planet. I checked on her several minutes later.

She was sleeping in my warm bed, on my pillow. Zoe wants to be near me all the time without touching. Guest dog wants to touch me with paws and nose all night long but would rather sleep on my warm pillow than with us.

Personalities, there are all kinds, Queen Bee and Miss Zoe, Dee

Vision

It was always paired with mission, one someone has in mind for an upward goal.

Now mine is having trouble. I spent six months getting a crosswalk installed on our street and having been told it wasn’t needed a young woman was killed on the street next door. They got together, city and county and made a curb cut and painted my crosswalk. It is barely visible now and no-one ever stops.

Last year I was out on a sunny summer afternoon with husband and dog. I took a header on the very crosswalk I created. Our Zoe was between us so my husband didn’t have time or space to save me.

I ended up with a bruises all over my left side and a tiny piece of pavement near my left hairline. Nearly a year later I believe it is trying to come out of my right eye. So now I’m wearing a pirate patch and hoping this will resolve itself. No matter how much HSA money we have in the bank and that we have paid for COBRA no one will see me. So much for ACA and America. I can’t drive any more or even get my hair cut across the way. I’ve paid for health insurance, every month for decades and now no doctor will see me. Next month I may not be able to see them because I’ll be blind. Dee

Friendly Reminders

In college I was living in an apartment with a bunch of gals. I read that using water one used in which to blanch vegetables was good for plants, so I cooled some asparagus water and watered all our plants. The place smelled like urine for weeks and I was relieved of plant duty. Yes, I was still allowed to cook, even asparagus.

From pet books I learned that wheat grass was a good thing for cats to gnaw on. I bought soft wheat seeds every week, sprouted them and left them around the house.

Then I thought I’d share, got more seeds and put a planter outside where every dog from the neighborhood came to visit, as a gift. A week later the neighbors showed up and asked me to get rid of the plant outside. Their dogs were doing #2 like crazy! Yes, it was good for them but their folks didn’t want anything to do with it. Oh, well, I still kept growing it indoors on the windowsill for my cats.

In an unrelated story I had a gallon bag of catnip at the top of my closet. I had a triple sisal cat scratch post they don’t make anymore. that would never tip over and every few weeks I’d put a bit of catnip (a type of mint) on each side and they’d claw and go mad then sleep. Sleep was the good part as they got enough exercise to do so and I could go back to work without them fighting.

I was helping to spay/neuter feral cats and someone donated a 55 gallon drum of catnip and zip-top bags. Yeah, I got some of that and then driving back to town wondered what would happen if I was stopped by the police, or if they came to my home and searched my closet. If that happened I should have asked them to smoke it. If they went crazy, they would have been part feline! Dee

Menu

My husband has been away for nearly two weeks. I have tried to save the pineapple he chose but it must go away as it is perfuming our home.

He’s in for two dinners, two breakfasts. I’ll only have our dog this time and we’ll go out for lunch. We’ll eat whatever he’s not been eating in hotels.

I’m thinking of clearing the decks and making Lady Bird Johnson’s Pedernales Chile with cornbread the first night because I can prep and cook before he arrives, then steak and loaded baked potatoes and the steak he cooks on the grill when he’s awake the second night.

Breakfast would be special bacon and eggs with wheat toast and rhubarb jam (hand made in our state) the first day, and his favorite oatmeal (cooked in 2% milk), fat-free vanilla yogurt and berries before he leaves to catch a plane.

A plane, a plan, a husband and one less bossy dog. Is that a canal, Panama? A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Thank goodness I have (retired teacher) Aunts to further my knowledge, including spelling and palindromes. My plans are always subject to thought and details. And lifting the Kitchenaid to another counter with a plug and room for 4# of meat go through the meat grinder, coarsest grind, to make my Texas chili. No beans. Zoe and I love having our “pack” together. That’s why people have Thanksgiving. Here’s to Nanny, from Dee and your Zoe

Pizza, Twinkies, Chocolate Milk

I was an athlete in high school. Captain of the gymnastic team for both years until I graduated with a small scholarship. All the “lunch ladies” knew me and I greeted them daily. Above was my meal of choice.

A slice of pizza, package of Twinkies and a pint of chocolate milk. There was a juke box in the cafeteria and we used to listen to The Beach Boys. At home I bought and listened to Beatles, Bob Dylan, Three Dog Night, Dave Mason, Bad Company, Joan Baez and others.

In college they promised gymnastics and never delivered. There, in the caf, I ate chocolate cereal with chocolate milk for breakfast until I moved to the apartments and cooked for many others. Only dinner, no chocolate. I should have learned how to make a proper mole. Perhaps all these years later I’d have it right, but not right enough to serve Chef Rick Bayless.

Baking is a non-starter for me. My mother and sisters always excelled at that area of expertise. I chose cooking. Of course I make a berry trifle that guests love and certain ones ask for every New Years’ Day, and have kids over to make graham cracker/vanilla yogurt/berry parfaits for their family. I also have kids over for pizza parties and the dough is done but they have to roll it out and have pre-made toppings to consider and before bedtime they must make their own dough to put in their own bowl and place in their frig to roll out tomorrow. Bread pudding, I can do that. Mincemeat tarts.

I do love cooking, probably for over fifty years. I peeled carrots when I was eight and placed them in ice water in the frig. They curled up. What a great science experiment! Papa was there that summer. We called him “summer Santa” because I think he bought me and my sister roller skates that year, the kind you clip on over your sneakers. Mind you, we lived on a highway via a 1/4 mile dirt road and we were not allowed to use them in the house. Oh, because I made them, he called them “suicide carrots” as he did anything else I tried.

Neighbors had an old dog, Tory, who used to come visit. He wasn’t allowed indoors but I’d feed him. It took him a day to come down the 1/4 mile drive, he’d stay for six days then walk back. On our childhood adventures with our neighbors I’d tell them Tory was with us and it was OK with them, they knew.

I was never a horse lady, but am the dog lady and have been since I was six months old. And I’m a cook and planning meals for this weekend. Dee

Park Bench, Spring Day

It’s the first warm day of the year and the birds are singing. There are two benches at the Park overlooking the lake.

My mission was to see how much mud there was under each bench to see if we (me and the dogs) could sit there a few moments without going through bath routines and towels and laundry for each dog then an extra shower for me after them. Yikes!

Both benches were occupied, one by an older man reading a book, the other by a young couple with a baby in a stroller. The dogs took me behind the family’s bench and wanted to say hello.

I asked the baby’s name and the wind came up and I thought they said Lacey. No, it’s Langston. Oh, I said, like Langston Hughes the poet? Yes. We conversed for a moment and I let them be, in the sun, on a park bench overlooking a lake on the first warm Spring day.

We’ll try again later on today. Now the dogs are sleeping less than a foot from each other, at my feet, at my desk. Zoe hears everything and is very protective of her gorgeous “little sister.” That’s my girl, the herder.

“I have discovered in life that there are ways of getting almost anywhere you want to go, if you really want to go.” Langston Hughes, RIP

All the best from poets, social reformers and those who do good every day, Dee

 ps I just love hearing the birds sing and wonder what menus I’ll have planned for my husband this weekend. Taxes. Bark at the tax man, doggies! Oh, you’re sound asleep until I start making lunch…… D

Quiet Time

There are some times when you look at your life, enjoy memories from view, taste or even photos of relatives and friends.

As we always go to Nanny’s on Thanksgiving after dinner all the other guys were watching A&M vs. UT. They’re all A$M (intended) so it’s a big deal.

I was looking for my husband and he was in the formal living room alone, lying on the floor because his back was bothering him. I offered to help, nothing but OTC pain reliever, so I laid down on the sofa and held his hand. The light was waning outside and we had no lights except the Christmas tree. Next thing you know, the five Grands (six if you include me, adopted into the clan) all laid on the floor like J and told stories, some that were sad and others that made the laughter almost make you want to fall onto the floor.

Like the time J’s cousins pretended to be a girl in grade school coming by to ask J to marry her. He agreed to be put down the laundry chute instead of answering the door. Of course it was a cousin that was ringing the door bell. I laughed ’til crying.

At one point a child ran by and his mom was lying on the floor. Normally she would have gotten up. Child said “he disrespected me!!!” She laid there and said “work it out.” The cousin disrespecting him was three times his size. They all worked it out and get along.

We have so many stories. I do. Don’t talk about the laundry chute. My husband may be a few years younger but is bigger and taller and they’re cousins and good friends. Here’s to family! Dee