As Sung to a Bit of Puff The Magic Dragon…
We ordered toilet paper
By 8 p.m. was due
Now we’re on the last roll
What else can we do
We do use Amazon
And most times they come through
In this case we are perturbed
Delivery didn’t do
Should we be suing Amazon
And their drivers too?
Or just stop using them
And just say P. U.
We get paper towels
And tissues aways too
Amazon’s been good to us
And we really like you
You send us books and clothing
And everything you do
Looks professional but
Delivery is overdue
Cooking with Dee 
It’s seven the next morning, no package has come through.
I’m not a fan of Amazon right now, are you?