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Monks and Odysseus

Just before 9/11 our families traversed the Ionian seas following the trail of the legendary Odysseus, gone for ten years from wife Penelope and their dog.

Of course the better name for the travels was “Chasing Ulysses” which is the Roman and not the Greek god, chosen by my dear brother of course.

After not seeing them for years (storage), I framed three long photos (film not digital) the other day and they look gorgeous in our entryway. One from Corfu, one from Zakynthos and the third from Lefkada. My dad would be proud.

On every island I picked up a sarong or two for $2 apiece. Having gone to a Catholic college I figured there would be a dress code at this monastery in Corfu. We hired a bus to take us all there and I sneaked about ten sarongs into my backpack for the day trip.

When I saw the monk at a table by the door I told all the gals what to do. He was checking to see if we had the appropriate clothing to enter. I didn’t want any problems so I whipped out the sarongs. You, with the tank top, cover your arms. You cover your head. You, with the shorty shorts, make this into a skirt.

We got by without a hitch and gave the monestery small donations as a thank-you for our visit.

These photos, 3×10 vertical, are from another age, pre-9/11. I put them in albums before I even got home as we watched CNN for days. Our worlds have changed since then. Nearly two weeks after I cried in front of the LAX customs agent and after a look at my passport he simply said, Welcome Home. Yes, I cried some more en route to my next gate.

All I know is that the Italians were wonderful to me as I attended services with the Consulate staff and held hands with 500 in the Piazza Signoria for the symbolic ringing of the bell. Neighbors obliged by banging on our door at 4:10 in the afternoon and calling CNN! CNN! Workers were there and we all huddled in the den watching CNN.

And the Greeks whose boat we’d been on for the past ten days called to ask if our families were OK. My brother was about to go into the north tower for a meeting about ten minutes before it blew up. Luckily the person he was meeting cancelled it beforehand.

Two lessons learned. Always keep an eye out for danger, and make certain ladies have their arms and legs covered in a church. Dee

Greece pre-9/11

Greece pre-9/11

Parade?

A few weeks ago the nice collar I bought for the dog nearly ten years ago fell apart. It was hanging by the leash ring by the door with all her stuff and the buckle broke and half of it landed in my shoe below.

There’s a new dog in the neighborhood. She’s a shy pup, an American Silken Windhound, all black with the body of a whippet or small Greyhound but with long hair like an Afghan Hound or Borzoi. Gorgeous creature who would not even look at me a couple of months ago.

She now has a “forever home” and loving “mom.” Today she jumped on me for the first time. There’s nothing like being the dog and cat lady!

Anyway she has a gorgeous blue and gold silk hand-stitched collar, 1.5″ wide that looks beautiful against her black coat. When Zoe’s collar broke I asked about O’s collar and was told it came from a company called http://www.2hounds.com.

I found a gold and white Asian silk dragon pattern collar that goes with Zoe’s golden coloring, also 1.5″ wide. Everyone here and dog owners are complimenting her on her new collar. As in MIB , I tell folks “This is the last collar you’ll ever wear.”

Perhaps as a crusade for the new crosswalk I got put in where cars speed up and never stop we can wait for at least 20 dog owners to buy a Martingale silk, hand-stiched collar (takes two weeks) for $35 and we can all wear the black suits and call ourselves by initials – I’m reserving D – and Ms. P (yes, she has the letter P) is the chair of this event and we’ll walk down the street with our dogs in colorful silk collars and alert motorists to the importance of pedestrian/dog-friendly crosswalks.

btw Martingale collars have no buckles, they’re simply two fabric rings used mainly for dogs with really skinny heads and necks like Greyhounds et al. My dog is built like a fox and all she has to do is tilt her head and she could get out of the old broken collar. This new one has helped our local squirrel population tremendously as they run around collecting food and building their multiple apartments for a long, hard winter.

There is absolutely no remuneration for me mentioning this company. This site is not monetized. Plus, no animals were harmed in the writing of this post. Dee

Taxpayer

Congress: Taxpayer, taxpayer give me your coat, I have your shirt and I’ll be ready to vote.

Voters: The government has laid us all off, just because they have time off to scoff.

Their money and health care is better than ours, they made it that way, on purpose they say. They’re better than voters so let’s have our say, let’s not re-elect today.

They used to be teachers and fathers and such, not so much today, as these lawyers play.

Not by book but hook and crook, We must make our say to carry the day. Won’t it be a perfect day.

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All to the tune of Matchmaker from Fiddler on the Roof. With dearest apologies to the director and other music artists from Dee

ps Don’t make me do “If I Was a Rich Man.” Heaven forbid “Sunrise, Sunset” which I always wanted my Dad to dance to with me at my wedding. We eloped.

All Hallow’s Eve

Success! Yes, now we’ll be able to sign up to have kids here visit for Halloween. For years I’ve gone out to buy candy (forgive me for getting boxed raisins as a last resort) and no-one has come.

Kids used to call out my dog’s name when we went to our park. They didn’t come for candy but young friends borrowed my breed book and I was the first person they came to with Sparky, their new Jack Russell. They were so sweet and gave my book back as I met their new pup but never came for Halloween.

I got a basket from the closet and bought squash that can be made into soup at the end of the month and decorated outside. Frugal? Ask my m-i-l.  Dee

Pizza

Here’s what I’d do for a veggie pizza and not.

You know my pizza dough recipe, right? I’ll assume you’re cooking for two. Please try to find a local Italian market for OO flour. It’s a dream to work with.

1/2 cup whole wheat flour

1 cup OO flour or unbleached white flour, plus more for rolling out

1/2 tsp. salt (I use kosher salt)

1/2 cup warm water

1/2 Tbsp yeast

1 tsp of your “bench flour”

pinch of sugar

In a measuring cup place your tepid water, teaspoon flour, pinch of sugar and yeast and let bloom. I like to add about a teaspoon of good olive oil.

In a food processor (I’m giving you the quick method, not the hands-on one or stand mixer version) with the steel blade place the flour and salt and mix.

Stir the yeast mixture and pour it in, not all at once. It all depends on temperature and mostly humidity. I usually have to add more water until it forms a non-sticky ball. 20 times around. Off. Go take the dog for a quick pee and come back. 25 times around, take out to a floured board or clean countertop and knead and make into a ball. Place into a bowl with a wet towel on top.

I place it in the microwave so it is not disturbed my me, the dog, air and mostly because it is off the counter. Do NOT turn on the microwave. Set your timer for 90 minutes. Take it out to a floured board or counter and knead again, make into a ball and place the bowl it was in over it, turned upside down of course, for 20 minutes. Roll out and you’re good to go.

 

For this pizza, my husband is not vegetarian but there were only a few tiny crust crumbs left. The OO flour gives this dough nearly the texture of a deep dish pizza crust without all the fat!

1/2 butternut squash, roasted 45 minutes to 1 hour, until soft, seasoned with S/P, and olive oil, face down on a baking sheet. May as well cook the whole thing and save half for later. Take it out of the skin and mash it. I added a bit of ancho chili powder to it for a nice kick.

That was your first layer. Next is 2-4 oz. of a good drier Mozzarella cheese, grated.

Then I sauteed some cavolo nero, also called Black Kale or Dinosaur Kale because of the leaf texture. The kids will love it. Add garlic if you like. That’s the next layer.

Crumbled feta cheese was the final layer, with a grind of fresh black pepper. I would love to cook my pizza in a wood-fired oven or at least 450 degree home oven but if I put my oven over 400 smoke alarms go off, not because the oven is dirty but the heat and design of our home makes it impossible to cook at a higher temperature.

Cook five minutes, turn around for another five. Take it out (potholders, kids) and place on a sturdy trivet for 3-5 minutes. Slide onto a cutting board, get out your pizza roller and cut it any way you want. Mangia bene! Thank you Epicurious for this idea!

Oh, for meat lovers, for the last two minutes in the oven add about four slices of (imported) proscuitto on top. If you don’t want to have a salad with it, add a few handfuls of baby arugula after you take it out of the oven. First, toss the greens with a bit of lemon juice and olive oil, salt and pepper, sprinkle over pizza then serve. Enjoy, dear reader. Dee

 

Dichotomy

This post is named Woody Guthrie’s This Land is Your Land. Also A Home-Cooked Meal.

I asked around and sought comments for what a man, my gentleman husband, would like after being on the road for two weeks. There were several suggestions of steak or meat loaf. I’ve gone veggie for two weeks and feel great!

In the end I chose homemade meatballs with spaghetti and sauce. He’ll walk into our front door any moment now and be home for a quiet weekend but it will start out with my meatballs with parmigiano reggiano and my sauce. you don’t really think I’m going to give the sauce recipe (I don’t have one)  to you with like 25 posts before I retire! Good because I make it differently every time.

He got in 12 minutes early so I’ll take the dog out and am already prepped to make dinner as airlines don’t even bother to toss peanuts to passengers anymore. Enjoy the weekend! Dee

Privacy

My bill was A.B. 1984, yes, in that year. We engineered an entire privacy package that included banking, insurance, medical, and my piece was cable tv.

I just “got it” in that banks and other entities have instituted severe privacy mechanisms, including not allowing joint account holders access to policy or billing information with out a husband’s consent.

What we do have is Congress saying to the NSA “Go free! Spy on US citizens for no reason!” The Patriot Act is much worse than Newt Gingrich’s Contract on America. Banks et al are being too strict and the people we elect to represent us are too lenient except for TSA which is ridiculous. I can’t even wear a bra and still get scanned for bomb residue and I’m grandma-age.

The patriot act will affect your children and grandchildren. Already there are police cameras tailing you every day by license plate, so they know where you are any time of day. They’re tailing your cell phone with GPS. They’re reading this right now, even before I send it.

Think of the dichotomy and how we can make things change for the better. I grew up in a place where we never locked our cars or doors. Now the last thing I do is to check everything so someone can’t break in.

Taking away our privacy is not the way to assure a safe neighborhood, city, county or state. Please write your representative and say this is not the way to go. You need to live your life without government intrusion. Thank you, Dee

 

NYC

Tweeter, cheater vie

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Theories

The sun gets me up really early in the morning. I just took the dog out and have been up four hours. Epiphany! It comes, courtesy of an idea from Slate.

It comes from two songs that differentiated our nation. It’s Irving Berlin’s God Bless America vs Woody Guthrie’s This Land Is Your Land.

God Bless America is a wonderful song, and I love Irving Berlin for his many contributions to the American scene, but the republican party has commandeered it to show that only God can rule America and we have to stick to the Old Testament in its most heinous ways. I believe the composer would be shocked and disturbed at this use of his song as he was a Jew and immigrant and as such did not live a charmed life.

Woody, on the other hand, when it came down to brass tacks composed This Land Is Your Land about our nation, its natural wonders and asks whether this land is really made for you and me. Written post-war, WWII, I believe he foresaw what was to come in the late 60’s. He already knew about alienation from society.

This past week we’re given a blow on Voting Rights and a win for allowing people who love each other to marry. This is not the old Hollywood studios making Rock Hudson marry because he was gay and had to be a hunk to be in the movies. This is real life.

On our national anniversary, July 4th I do like to hear a recording of Kate Smith singing Berlin’s song. My heart, however, goes out to Woody and Arlo and what their music has brought to this nation of ours.

I did take up the guitar a few years ago (beginner) and am going to teach myself This Land Is Your Land today. To you, Irving, Woody and Arlo. Dee

ps Pete Seeger, PPM, Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, Johnny Cash and many others – thanks!

Blackbird, Bye Bye

Pack up all your cares and woes,

Here I go, singing low, bye bye blackbird

…… blackbird, bye bye.

Last post, they’re selling my posts. I never wanted or got a nickel from them, I will be removing them from WordPress.

I don’t know how to do this as I’m a writer and not a techie, that’s probably why they allow people to steal my words and sell them.

To my readers, I salute you and will be back on other than WordPress. Thank you for being with me and inspiring me these few years. The grandmother who died before I was a year old sang that song to me, to get me to go to sleep. It’s that time. Dee