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Chicken Pepperoni

I’ve called in the big guns on this one. You keep asking for it. I’ve asked Chef Mike Isabella of Top Chef to create Aurora’s Chicken Pepperoni from Seems Like Old Times with Goldie Hawn, Chevy Chase and Charles Grodin.

Every day I get hits for a piece I wrote on the movie and its elusive Aurora’s Chicken Pepperoni. Mike made a fantastic sauce on Top Chef and I hope he’ll take my challenge to make a wonderful home version of his sauce and recipe and share it with us and with his diners.

Chef Mike, please see the movie and make us Aurora’s Chicken Pepperoni. Thanks, Dee and her readers

Concierge

In the past the term has had different connotations between apartments (doorman, packages) to hotel (amenities).

Well, we have one, several over the hours, weeks and years. This one told me I had drycleaning and when I got back from the store in sub-zero weather was told my husband’s shirts were under someone else’s name so I wasn’t allowed to take them.

After 45 minutes of my time calling the cleaners and them checking in here they cleared the shirts. Turns out my husband’s two large shirts were not what another concierge (I didn’t recognize the name because this tiny lady is only known to us by her nickname) would wear. They switched the bags and I hope I have that sorted out.

Heaven forbid the “concierge” who didn’t even ask how to help solve the problem, only thought of me as a thief stealing someone else’s shirts. In situations like this the concierge should say “there must be a problem. Let me look into it. When it’s solved we’ll take the shirts to your door.”

I took it upon myself to call the cleaners, they were very upset and helped fix the problem. I left a note, bag tag and her receipt all nice and tidy, which either the cleaner or concierge should have taken care of.

And I found out that as an employee she gets a 40% discount. Perhaps with more of these mishaps…….. Dee

11th Wedding Anniversary

That’s today. And it’ll be Zoe the dog’s 10th birthday this week. What a day! Most of all I’m thankful for the two of them, and for all the love and care our families and friends have given us over many years.

I may have told you this, after the ten year tin anniversary, is the spoonula anniversary with Rubbermaid kitchen gear. At least that’s what Jim thinks. I’ll shop later for his favorite meal for the ages, steak and potatoes and I’ll infuse a veg in there somewhere. Perhaps carrots.

Let’s hope next year is not adult diaper anniversary for me or Zoe. Dee

 

Socks

As kids we wore whatever socks our parents could find. I don’t know what my husband wore but I wore lace anklets and patent leather shoes. It’s no wonder that when we moved to the “country” I went barefoot nearly four months a year down cliffs and in woods.

When I met my husband many years ago we were both in bad work situations but he always insisted on the best clothing and started spending money on it, including expensive socks. When I say expensive, it was probably $6 per pair.

Years later we were seduced, while in the Rockies, to SmartWool socks at nearly $20 a pair. Luckily they now make “city” versions that we’ve just tried for my husband’s work. And as of last week, they work in one color trial.

When we first started on these expensive socks they were gifts for my walking a neighbor’s dog. Oh, how much we miss those gals. We now know how to find the socks but they’re no longer gifts. First, I knew how precious they were so for $20 socks I went to the outlet mall and got $8 Crocs out of the sale bin. Why? To protect my socks indoors. I wore the Crocs until I touched the thermostat and got the biggest shock of my life and was thrown into the dishwasher. No heat, six degrees outside, turned on gas fireplace while awaiting help.

We still never wear shoes inside. It’s a snow/cold thing, leaving boots at the door. Now I have prescription socks that cost $50 a pair. While I’ve many pair of Crocs, including boots (that’s another story) I’m now protecting my new socks indoors with $4 socks from an outlet store that are really ankle-length slippers.

The point is that one wants to protect feet from the outdoors and indoors. We’re geared for any kind of weather from jackets, hats, gloves et al. Now we know about shoes and I’ve learned a lot about socks. Today I donned prescription compression socks for an illness. They were horrific to don and felt really strange for a while but have put a spring in my step.

I’ve always hated shopping for shoes because very few fit me. I shop for certain shoes when I must, however now know the power of socks or legware or whatever it’s called. Ask the fashionistas, I’m not one but I believe in the power of good socks for hiking, hunting, everyday wear. Here’s to socks!

What have I become? A sock-protector. My husband loves his shoes, but now his socks as well, but the expensive socks are worth the effort. Mine are prescription but if you have the right socks for what you’re doing, go to a store that has socks that delineate between regular use, hiking, even hunting. 

No matter the sock, I wash in cold water and never place them in a dryer. The tub ledge is my sock drying station. The good ones will last a long time. All hail socks. Dee

Customer “Service”

Many companies are trying to transition to paperless billing and do it badly so want you to sign up for direct debit from your account. I have never done and will never do that to make their lives easier.

Mainly they send the next month’s bill the day after the last one is due, so you have to look through your email for a month to find out the amount. Or they make it technically impossible to get onto their website through passwords that must include lower case and upper case letters, symbols and numbers and be 16 characters.

Sorry, but it is impossible for me to remember every one and I don’t write them down or put them all on my laptop for security reasons.

Then there’s another kind of customer disservice. We’ve been good customers of our local storage facility for nearly two years and pay our $85 on the first day of every month. Even though I was in pain from a procedure done on 12/31/13 I deposited a check to make sure it got in on 1/1/14. No word until I got a dunning notice today.

The rate had gone up $2 so they locked us out of our unit for a due amount of $2. Yes, I paid the rent under considerable distress but I go to the office, with the dog, every month and they know us. As a business practice they should have alerted me to the fact I was $2 short and allowed me to make up the difference instead of doing a lockout and dunning notice.

Last week I fell hard on solid ice trying to pick up my dog before she fell. Instead I went down and had a ways to fall (higher than 8″ of leg) and have been icing and staying off my feet. I called after the $2 notice and ended up coming in with a baggie of quarters, dumping some of my husband’s loose change he never uses.

They said one was a nickel and made me go through my wallet and I was still a nickel short. To their extremely limited credit, they said they’d find a nickel. I’ll go tomorrow and paste a nickel to their window.

I’ve given this company great internet reviews and recommended them to neighbors. No more. Look what this customer service business lost for $2. We’ll continue to pay the bills until we arrange to get out but if they put a lock on our door for no reason we’ll have the police on it. Not so cheery, Dee

Christmas

Today I dispose of our first tree, ever. As a kid, our parents would get us each an ornament, designate it by initial and year. While I haven’t found those yet, I’ve tried to create the tradition with my husband who says he’s allergic to trees.

We’ve a moose on a trout from his trout-fishing expedition, unsuccessful as I had to catch several steaks at the market. A bear on a sled, a Santa in a kilt, a thistle for me, from Scotland.

Several tagboard ornaments from an event I created over 20 years ago. On the back one says To Dee, Love Helen.

As the sun comes up this morning I like to remember family and Christmas. While we always put up a couple of ornaments on an outdoor wreath this is our first tree in our twelve years together.

When I get up early the sun is not up and I plug in the tree and it’s just happy. It even has a whisk, a reindeer serving cookies and a copper saute pan ornament on it. Next year. Happy New Year! Dee

Everyman

Chris Christie is “everyman?”

Tell me if I’m missing something. My take on it is that someone needed something to hit on pre-2016 and this is a big fish. He’s definitely going down and will never be president.

No presidential candidate is “everyman.” That started with JFK and now we know our leaders are always elite and flawed in so many ways. The only way we know they’re OK is if Bethesda hospital gives a thumbs up.

If they went from dog catcher to head of sewers to elected office and made their way to POTUS there are nasty things you don’t want to know.

What can we do? Get involved. What issue moves you? Whether it’s saving abandoned pets or helping rich people keep their money, go do it. And VOTE. Teach your children that by voting they make choices.

We are supposed to live in a representative democracy. That means we elect representatives to care for us, yet I believe most care for themselves and re-election first and we, the people, are an afterthought or photo op.

Let’s shake things up! Dee

President Christie?

I think not. I remember true leaders saying “The buck stops here” yes that was Harry Truman.

You don’t fire a staffer for what you told them to do. Yes, that’s what the feds are going to find and you’re going down for something stupid. You’ll look like the guy that had $90K in his freezer or the real loser who does penny ante stuff for a few grand a year.

As of today, the presidency is no longer within your long reach, because it reached over the GW bridge and created chaos. Your staff doesn’t decide to create such chaos, you do.

I thought you had promise. I was wrong. I’ve created crosswalks and stop signs in a town that does not respect pedestrians, especially an old lady and her elderly dog. In dog years she’s older than I am. I do not deliberately tie up traffic on a major route into Manhattan. Shame on you, Governor. Dee

Yippee!

It’s 3 p.m. and the temperature just went up to zero!!! Way to go, Mother Nature. It started at -14 degrees this morning. My dog wouldn’t even go #2 out there. Last night my husband’s car died at work so I drove him in this morning. It took an hour to come home two miles, seeing police everywhere, blocking highway ramps, getting lost and seeing seven wrecked cars (there’s no new snow). One was a sole rollover where they had to pry open the windshield to get the passenger (s) out.

I got home to get the dog and bring her for her annual/rabies/bordatella at the vet and got lost (again) going there. Actually I just took the wrong ramp. There are abandoned cars everywhere and people who parked on the street and their batteries are dead overnight.

Word has it that it will be nearly 40 degrees later on in the week. Remind me to wear shorts and a t-shirt to walk the dog. Snow, of course. One really strange thing is that every morning steam rises off Lake Michigan. I know that water is awfully cold but at -14 it looks like a hot spring out there!

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Fondue

I recently read a recipe for fondue with Irish Cheddar and Guinness. Usually good about making a recipe once before riffing off it, I decided to go for broke.

We are currently in the Dairy State, home of The Fonz and Richie Cunningham and the Wiscons Inn. I figured why not try it with local ingredients? So I took two cups of Wisconsin Muenster, melted it, added 2T cornstarch/water slurry then thinned it with a few T New Glarus Ale.

Accompaniments were boiled potatoes, roasted brussels sprouts, roasted carrots and a baguette torn in pieces. I took what remained to my butchers this morning because they wanted to taste it.

Think of where you live. In Scotland I’d use a mature cheddar and Tennants. Or a Strongbow hard apple cider but that’s from England (a no no for Scots).

New York State, a hearty cheddar and local microbrew. Then think of what you want to serve with it, to dip. Shucks, I’m so excited about this as at zero degrees outside one needs something warm, fondue is perfect and I may even get a fondue pot, one that is stove-proof for heating and then goes into a container to serve. Candle or Sterno, your preference.

I served ours in a glass bowl with skewers for kebabs. Oh, well, when in doubt, punt. Cheers! Dee

Standing Up

I spent so much of my life shrinking back. On New Years’ Eve I was given a recommendation from my doctor to increase circulation, socks.

None will ever fit me. I called twice and emailed twice and finally they faxed in a prescription for socks. I’ll be wearing them for the rest of my life so it would be a good idea if they actually fit. They want to increase circulation, not reduce it.

I’ll be measured first thing Monday morning before edema sets in. I’ve a great neighbor who steered me to a pharmacy with experts that actually measure and have socks made. Let’s not get into it but I’m a highly unusual size. Short wide feet, Dad’s calves. ‘Nuff said.

If you see me on the street I won’t be the one in stilletos, I’ll be in Crocs. After decades I need to be myself and give the best of myself to my family and friends. Today I stood up for myself because it’s up to me to do so, in order to do my job of caring for others. Cheers, Dee

ps Next I’m finding our HSA account with money they say does not exist. Care to bet on how many phone calls it’ll take to happen?