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I Knew an Old Lady

Ha, I know a lot of them today! But this is when I was a kid.

I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly… yes the great Canadian folk singer Alan Mills wrote and sang this song. I still give the book to kids.

His wife was best of friends to my great aunt. It was quite a scary story, especially (don’t tell your kids) in the end she ate the horse, of course.

After he was gone, I remember her cooking a lovely dinner for us at their home, filled with art and gorgeous, spare French Canadian furniture. I cannot remember what we had for dinner but am sure it was excellent and I was too absorbed in the dinner, design and art to remember what she cooked.

In the 60’s I had no idea of the revolution that was going on in the U.S. We did watch Walter Cronkite every evening and he ended the news with an official body count then his signature farewell.

I never got the hippie spirit as my father was wearing suits and skinny ties. I believe I did have two wild great-aunts (one I adopted and that was Mr. Mills’ wife) who had their own way of dealing with the system.

For the first time I got to ride a motorcycle, meet gays and people from different cultures. I also ate different foods that sparked an interest in cooking.

In her nineties, my aunt was still in her apartment in a lovely neighborhood and the societal police came to call to see if she could be evicted and placed in an old folks home/facility.

They asked her questions and had her count down backwards from 100 by 7. Then they told her to write a sentence. She asked if it could be in the form of a question. The answer was yes so she wrote “When are you leaving?”

Secondhand Lions, the film, introduces the viewers to an older Michael Caine and Robert Duvall as ornery uncles to a young boy. My aunts, current and passed, are inspirations to me and founts of stories, both personal and from great literature.

Today, I cherish all my ancestors and friends who I will not name except for Nanny, who accepted me into my husband’s family and thus creates more stories.

I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don’t know why she swallowed a fly…. Good morning! Dee

Academy Awards

On this day I would like to thank Aurora, Neil Simon and Jay Sandrich, Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase for Seems Like Old Times.

I write a cooking and other blog and have been getting a lot of hits for Aurora’s Chicken Pepperoni.

Give it up, guys, I’ll take the dogs, Aurora, if you’ll give up the recipe! Cheers! Dee

Oscars

As the wind swirls and screeches around us and the snow blurs the streets, I think that Sunday is the Academy Awards. I always love watching them, especially having girlfriends over beforehand for a cocktail before dinner while dissing the entire red carpet. Of course we are watching it, duh.

Looking at a ballot, I’m thinking “why don’t I know any of these movies?” The answer is that we spent time moving and have not seen a movie in the past year. There, it’s said. We’re movie buffs. We usually go to the movies nearly every weekend.

What has changed? Weather? New environment. Summer movies, we generally avoid the Bruckheimer Blockbuster. Living downtown where there are smaller venues and having to go out to the suburbs to see something new.

Hey, I can go see Rocky Horror Picture Show up the street, I just don’t stay up that late anymore.

The Oscars will be interesting to me because they may give insight into what films to see on Netflix or Amazon Prime next year. Aye, there’s the rub. No, we don’t have a 60″ flat screen projection HD thingie. You go, Hugh Jackman! Dee

Three O’Clock in the Morning

That’s when I get my best ideas. One came years ago as a consultant to a non-profit theater. It’s youth program didn’t have many students and no-one but parents were attending performances.

I bought out the house, gave free tickets with a donation of juice boxes and food and clothing to a local charity. The newspaper picked it up, I lined up sponsors and we even had a tree donated and the kids painted grocery store gingerbread people that volunteers stuffed and sewed. We celebrated Chanukah with an electric Menorah (it was a theater, no candles allowed lest someone yell “fire!”) and Kwanzaa.

The Board leader’s executive assistant insisted on making a donation in memory of the son she had lost.  Today when opening a long-stored Christmas box was the playbill for that performance of The Firebird and the Christmas Roses. It is signed by all the actors but not the director or others integral to the play and its charitable endeavors.

Today I want to frame that playbill for me, the initiator and coordinator. It really belongs to the donor who made it happen (and bought the Menorah out of her own pocket) and the Director who now works nearby.

I married my husband not because we walked along the beach and the top of my head makes a good chin rest as we stand and watch the sunset. We both have ideas. Not money, but all we need is one great idea and we can make such a difference in the world.

Those 3:00 a.m. ideas keep coming, though a pad and pencil, iPhone or not yet an iPad has yet to be decided. With inspiration in mind, let’s take a photo of this sunrise and let it be day.  Dog, where are you? Let’s go out! Wake up Zoe! Dee

Poor Sir Paul

After a nine or ten-ring circus, the Queen opened the 2012 Olympic Games and it looked as if many were looking for the car park or tube already, then they put on Paul McCartney.

One of my childhood friends who remains so told me his latest girlfriend asked how many Beatles there were. That was the crowd tonight.

The torch had been lighted, the Queen deemed the games open (she looked very frail) and then comes Paul, who sang his epic “Hey, Jude” to a dwindling audience as even the athletes were leaving.

This is a British Knight we’re talking about, and he really got short shrift this evening.

What really got me is that no-one knew the words. This is on muzak in elevators. At least the Brits and Americans should have been taught this song.

This knight had to get an audience competition going and no-one knew who he was or the song he was singing. Take a sad song and make it better. Don’t be afraid. In defense of one of the most talented musicians in the world, Dee