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Is Cooking Enough?

When is it enough to have a home cook inspired by top chefs, to learn and read more cookbooks and learn new techniques?

When the home cook is bombarded with shows like Worst Cooks in America, Cutthroat Kitchen and now I saw an ad for another show coming up where cooks lie to each other, something about cooking deception.

I’ve been to cooking school, two, in fact and have learned a great deal by them and by a lifetime of cooking and cookbooks. And Julia Child. I used to watch her on PBS as a kid. Jacques Pepin was also on, with Julia, not really in my kitchen but on tv.

Cooking is a craft, especially for the home cook, that can become an art. To cheat each other out of ingredients or deceive each other is not an art, it is a farce.

I’ve been a fan of Top Chef since few knew about it and we used to email back and forth the day after it aired. Over the years it, and of course Top Chef Masters, has taught me a lot about ingredients and preparations I’ve never tried for lack of access to ingredients or knowledge. Yes, I did try octopus in Greece and I had textural issues with it.

Every chef does not have to be on television or sell books, or cooking equipment “branded” by them on QVC.

I live in a community on the 15th floor of a 20 story tower, with a sister tower next door. Nobody cooks. As I walk the dog I see pizza and other food delivery trucks everywhere. My husband said a robot could be taught to cook. How about that for a guy I’ve cooked for, for over 14 years?

Only my double sink nearly fell below, a burner was left on after cream boiled over for my brussels sprout/cauliflower gratin and the flames were snuffed but the kitchen controls showed me the burner was off. The gas was on all night and I called in and they said we could have died. Christmas Eve my husband took a hand drill and placed tiny holes in the top of every controller while I went to the drug store and bought the shiniest red nail polish I’ve never, ever worn in my life.

He put a drop of nail polish in each of the tiny holes so we could see closed from open flame (maintenance didn’t get it either but smelled the gas). Now going to sleep includes doors locked, all burners off, oven off, lights.

Oh boy, now someone is going to start a tv show with kitchen disasters and I’ll be in it, so will not tell you more. I’ll stick with Alton Brown. The one from Good Eats. He actually has something to say. Make a great meal! Dee

The Rover

Husband is roving, big event today. Home tonight for homemade pizza. He only comes into the kitchen for ice and water or Dr. Pepper. He does not cook.

He joked that he’d take my Italian OO flour and make a well on the airplane tray, rise the dough in a flexible vase, grate the cheese, slice the pepperoni and have a nice flight attendant cook it and share with crew and passengers.

That was a dream. I’m making pizza tonight with my OO flour, fresh mozz, pepperoni, sauteed peppers and mushrooms. He’ll be home for dinner and the dough will have risen and we’ll be glad to see him. Cheers! Dee

p.s. Alton Brown, you are a horrible influence, telling a physicist how to cook. He doesn’t cook, only critiques my work! We love you, D

Give It Up for Alton Brown

I actually wanted to tell Alton my method for scaling fish, which is a horse’s curry comb, three rings of ridged steel that do the job in minutes. Of course you don’t keep them in the barn, but secreted away in the kitchen, as you keep your needle nose pliers for taking out pin bones hidden and out of the garage.

But what I would like to say to Sir Alton (as I’m sure he’ll be) is that over 11 years ago I met a man who learned to make his own toast at age four. It took 30 more years for him to learn to make a grilled cheese sandwich, and he still likes mine better.

I’ve over 51K readers here and y’all seem to enjoy the occasional recipe and rant. Mr. Brown, my husband says I made him a food snob. I disagree. You HELPED me make him a food snob.

Yours is the only cooking show he watches because he’s a physicist and software engineer and you brought science to food so he could understand it. I can ask him the difference between baking soda and baking powder and he spouts it right back, powder brings its own acid to the party.

If he actually learns to cook I may be out of a marriage. No, he still needs someone to hold his hand during a bad dream, magically clean his clothes and take care of the dog. I think I’m OK. Thanks and try that $4 curry comb! Go to any feed store and they’ll have one. Cheers, Dee

 

Dee’s Burger

I figured if I could plan my wedding in four days, I could entertain 20 in two days. Luckily my friend D and I were able to pull it off. There were a few glitches, including my apprehension that we may not have enough food if more people showed up, and the trusty grill that the wheels broke when traveling to the site.

My assignment was burgers and I was going to make them from scratch. I had to make 24 burgers so had the butcher, only a few hours before I was to put them together, to put three 2# packages up for me, 85/15 beef. I looked that beef in the eye and made up my recipe right there. The key is to keep the meat cold and not compact it too much. For this recipe I had to do everything to scale, which is how I can give you the recipe.

For two pounds of freshly-ground 85/15 beef:

Two cloves garlic
One Shallot

Microplane them into a bowl with

One egg, 1t salt, 1/2 t pepper, 1 t Worcestershire

Mix ’em up

1/4 c bread crumbs, have on hand cowpoke

When you finish settin’ up, take the 2# of meat out of the frig and put it in a chilled bowl, if y’all can. If not just get moving. Break it apart quickly with a large fork, do not compress. Add the eggs/seasonings and fluff up again with the fork. Add bread crumb until it comes together. That’ll depend on the day and the humidity. Don’t make them into hockey pucks like the Scots do.

Form and cook on a good hot grill. I measured mine out and actually made them into rectangles (I had so many to do and wanted to make them uniform in size) but do whatever you like. Just handle them as little as possible and if the grill isn’t ready, put them on a plate and refrigerate them until it’s time to cook. They were a hit, not like the Royals in the US, but pretty durn close. Cheers, Dee

ps Homage to Alton Brown? My husband loves you because you’ve reduced cooking to a science. Now he thinks a robot can do what I do in the kitchen…