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My Dog Has Shoes

Yes, our town does not believe in plowing streets, any streets. Instead they spray salt or brine onto our streets and sidewalks with salt or a saline mix. We were used to daily plowing, sometimes several times per day as needed, in a ski area.

County park streets/sidewalks and sadly, even parks during summer are rarely touched by park personnel. We lived in the Rockies for years and never had this problem until this year, when our dog places one paw up after the other unable to take the salty snow mix. The snow was cold for her and we tried paw wax but this salt/slush/snow is too much all together. She hates it.

As a cook I know that old-time ice cream makers had a churn and vessel for the cream-flavored mixture and on the exterior there was chipped ice and rock salt (the kind you use for your driveway) to make it even colder so as the kids churned it, the freezing would go faster.

Yesterday my husband researched dog booties, and we went to get her some. Well, he did and there’s no way I’ll put them on her. When she gets up in the morning it’s enough for me to go to the bathroom and do things like brush my teeth and put my hair up in a ponytail. She needs to go out asap so I do it.

In really cold weather I’ll need pull-on boots and perhaps ski pants and several jackets. That takes a few minutes. In summer it’s a snap. But in winter she has a coat as well, Ruffwear, that protects her from rain, snow and cold. Plus I have to check the temp real quick to decide what we need to wear.

My husband says early on a weekend morning when he’s up on his computer, oh, hi.” I ask him if he took the dog out and fed her. “No, she hasn’t asked me yet.”

Dear, she has to go. OK. Then he spends an hour in the bathroom shaving and showering and thinking and I just get up and take the dog out. With 17 layers on different parts who cares what the security guard thinks, just get the dog out!

He won’t take her out but will spend two hours researching dog shoes. I will not place them on her paws and she knows that and that I don’t mind carrying her the last 200 feet home and know that I can run a 1″ bath right near the door in the bath so her paws will be OK.

I’m right brain and he’s left. Given a problem we come to the same or similar conclusion with vastly different processes, but we love each other and love our dog. I figure that if we wear shoes or boots out in the snow (I’ve a few pairs for every occasion) so should Zoe.

Thank you, dear. Cheers and happy holidays to all! Dee

WordPress

is changing its tactics by changing numbers. Today they challenged me and said I’ve never had an account with them, yet in my dashboard I’ve 67,119 viewers and 2,205 posts.

All I did was ask them a simple question, which I will provide to local and national media. Let’s see if they print this first. Cheers! Dee

My Own Birthday Gift

For many years I’ve wanted a Claddagh ring, especially since I met my husband and traded plain 18K gold bands in a civil ceremony.

Yes, I have yellow gold on one hand but plan for sterling silver on the right. With heart pointed in it demonstrates that I’m spoken for. My wedding band shows that I’m married.

Love, friendship and loyalty should always be in our lives, and the claddagh will help us remember that. We do not usually do gifts but I’ve wanted this for 12 years and it’s sterling silver, cheap! It’ll go with my golf (magnetic) bracelets.

It was important to get it in a large size. Guess what? I broke my left third finger at 16 playing hoops with my family in the driveway. I broke my right finger after a job interview years ago, tripping up the stairs with wallet, resume, keys and sunglasses in hand and a job offer. I couldn’t take it, sadly. They did say I was a Cadillac in a VW factory…..

Getting the ring over the broken joint is the issue. It’ll stay on no matter the fit. Sorry to have to do this for my husband but he’s too busy. Dee

 

My College Days

were about freedom and learning about life and art and history. Also my majors, Soc and Psyc. Yes, I was forced to take religion, math and science. My advisor, former head of the Sociology department, is still in touch.

Of course I hung out with my wing mates, the gals of 3W. Also knew the guys on 3N, Bacchus and the Swamp, the leader of which is still in touch as well.

W called me twelve years ago. He said he’d been looking for me for 20 years, to see how I’m doing and tell me about his family. He found me online because of a tech conference and called. I thought it was my boyfriend/now husband who was out of town playing a joke on me.

We met him a few years ago for lunch in NYC. I’ve been in touch with some of my wing mates as well in the last year or so. It’s “life event” time, kids marrying, parents dying.

The drug story will have to wait. OK. Here ’tis. After graduation I was visiting at a party next door to major campus dealers, I knew one. They gave me $10-20 to get a small amount of pot. I’ve never done drugs nor will I ever unless a doctor prescribes it for end-stage cancer. I went over there. They sat me down and did an intervention for 1/2 hour. They said you cooked for us once. Do not ever take drugs. Blah blah blah. I told him I was set up, I didn’t do drugs, would never do so and I’m glad you liked my chicken.

There are too many stories to tell now so permit me to tell you how we often ended a weekend evening. Circle, arms around each other and singing something about going home with the armadillo. I now know it as a Texas standout song from Jerry Jeff Walker, and have even visited Gruene Hall where he sang it, called London Homesick Blues.

And I substantiate the rumor that the English sense of humor is drier than the Texas sand. We all hugged in a circle and kicked our legs for that seven minute song.

That, W, is something I’ll always remember. Dee

Dignity

Two things.

First, not foremost is the Texas high school 91-1 rout. This football team was re-districted so they could win more games. Bullying by the coach? I don’t know. Bullying by the team shows the coach is a bully.

Give it up at halftime, folks. You’ve had your time under the lights. These are your neighbors you may be working for one day, especially if they become Aggies!

Another Texan, Ted Cruse, was the point man to take down our government for 16 days. Now he blames it on democrats and our president. He is a liar, plain and simple. His party set him up to succeed or fail. I think he failed.

I am an independent who is a fiscal conservative and social liberal, and will do anything in my powers to assure that Ted Cruse, Freshman Congressman, will not become the next president of the United States of America.

This is Newt Gingrich, redux. I’ll run phone banks, volunteers, lit drops, whatever we need. Yes, I’m management, but earned my chops. Dee

Monks and Odysseus

Just before 9/11 our families traversed the Ionian seas following the trail of the legendary Odysseus, gone for ten years from wife Penelope and their dog.

Of course the better name for the travels was “Chasing Ulysses” which is the Roman and not the Greek god, chosen by my dear brother of course.

After not seeing them for years (storage), I framed three long photos (film not digital) the other day and they look gorgeous in our entryway. One from Corfu, one from Zakynthos and the third from Lefkada. My dad would be proud.

On every island I picked up a sarong or two for $2 apiece. Having gone to a Catholic college I figured there would be a dress code at this monastery in Corfu. We hired a bus to take us all there and I sneaked about ten sarongs into my backpack for the day trip.

When I saw the monk at a table by the door I told all the gals what to do. He was checking to see if we had the appropriate clothing to enter. I didn’t want any problems so I whipped out the sarongs. You, with the tank top, cover your arms. You cover your head. You, with the shorty shorts, make this into a skirt.

We got by without a hitch and gave the monestery small donations as a thank-you for our visit.

These photos, 3×10 vertical, are from another age, pre-9/11. I put them in albums before I even got home as we watched CNN for days. Our worlds have changed since then. Nearly two weeks after I cried in front of the LAX customs agent and after a look at my passport he simply said, Welcome Home. Yes, I cried some more en route to my next gate.

All I know is that the Italians were wonderful to me as I attended services with the Consulate staff and held hands with 500 in the Piazza Signoria for the symbolic ringing of the bell. Neighbors obliged by banging on our door at 4:10 in the afternoon and calling CNN! CNN! Workers were there and we all huddled in the den watching CNN.

And the Greeks whose boat we’d been on for the past ten days called to ask if our families were OK. My brother was about to go into the north tower for a meeting about ten minutes before it blew up. Luckily the person he was meeting cancelled it beforehand.

Two lessons learned. Always keep an eye out for danger, and make certain ladies have their arms and legs covered in a church. Dee

Greece pre-9/11

Greece pre-9/11

Parade?

A few weeks ago the nice collar I bought for the dog nearly ten years ago fell apart. It was hanging by the leash ring by the door with all her stuff and the buckle broke and half of it landed in my shoe below.

There’s a new dog in the neighborhood. She’s a shy pup, an American Silken Windhound, all black with the body of a whippet or small Greyhound but with long hair like an Afghan Hound or Borzoi. Gorgeous creature who would not even look at me a couple of months ago.

She now has a “forever home” and loving “mom.” Today she jumped on me for the first time. There’s nothing like being the dog and cat lady!

Anyway she has a gorgeous blue and gold silk hand-stitched collar, 1.5″ wide that looks beautiful against her black coat. When Zoe’s collar broke I asked about O’s collar and was told it came from a company called http://www.2hounds.com.

I found a gold and white Asian silk dragon pattern collar that goes with Zoe’s golden coloring, also 1.5″ wide. Everyone here and dog owners are complimenting her on her new collar. As in MIB , I tell folks “This is the last collar you’ll ever wear.”

Perhaps as a crusade for the new crosswalk I got put in where cars speed up and never stop we can wait for at least 20 dog owners to buy a Martingale silk, hand-stiched collar (takes two weeks) for $35 and we can all wear the black suits and call ourselves by initials – I’m reserving D – and Ms. P (yes, she has the letter P) is the chair of this event and we’ll walk down the street with our dogs in colorful silk collars and alert motorists to the importance of pedestrian/dog-friendly crosswalks.

btw Martingale collars have no buckles, they’re simply two fabric rings used mainly for dogs with really skinny heads and necks like Greyhounds et al. My dog is built like a fox and all she has to do is tilt her head and she could get out of the old broken collar. This new one has helped our local squirrel population tremendously as they run around collecting food and building their multiple apartments for a long, hard winter.

There is absolutely no remuneration for me mentioning this company. This site is not monetized. Plus, no animals were harmed in the writing of this post. Dee

Taxpayer

Congress: Taxpayer, taxpayer give me your coat, I have your shirt and I’ll be ready to vote.

Voters: The government has laid us all off, just because they have time off to scoff.

Their money and health care is better than ours, they made it that way, on purpose they say. They’re better than voters so let’s have our say, let’s not re-elect today.

They used to be teachers and fathers and such, not so much today, as these lawyers play.

Not by book but hook and crook, We must make our say to carry the day. Won’t it be a perfect day.

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All to the tune of Matchmaker from Fiddler on the Roof. With dearest apologies to the director and other music artists from Dee

ps Don’t make me do “If I Was a Rich Man.” Heaven forbid “Sunrise, Sunset” which I always wanted my Dad to dance to with me at my wedding. We eloped.

All Hallow’s Eve

Success! Yes, now we’ll be able to sign up to have kids here visit for Halloween. For years I’ve gone out to buy candy (forgive me for getting boxed raisins as a last resort) and no-one has come.

Kids used to call out my dog’s name when we went to our park. They didn’t come for candy but young friends borrowed my breed book and I was the first person they came to with Sparky, their new Jack Russell. They were so sweet and gave my book back as I met their new pup but never came for Halloween.

I got a basket from the closet and bought squash that can be made into soup at the end of the month and decorated outside. Frugal? Ask my m-i-l.  Dee

Pizza

Here’s what I’d do for a veggie pizza and not.

You know my pizza dough recipe, right? I’ll assume you’re cooking for two. Please try to find a local Italian market for OO flour. It’s a dream to work with.

1/2 cup whole wheat flour

1 cup OO flour or unbleached white flour, plus more for rolling out

1/2 tsp. salt (I use kosher salt)

1/2 cup warm water

1/2 Tbsp yeast

1 tsp of your “bench flour”

pinch of sugar

In a measuring cup place your tepid water, teaspoon flour, pinch of sugar and yeast and let bloom. I like to add about a teaspoon of good olive oil.

In a food processor (I’m giving you the quick method, not the hands-on one or stand mixer version) with the steel blade place the flour and salt and mix.

Stir the yeast mixture and pour it in, not all at once. It all depends on temperature and mostly humidity. I usually have to add more water until it forms a non-sticky ball. 20 times around. Off. Go take the dog for a quick pee and come back. 25 times around, take out to a floured board or clean countertop and knead and make into a ball. Place into a bowl with a wet towel on top.

I place it in the microwave so it is not disturbed my me, the dog, air and mostly because it is off the counter. Do NOT turn on the microwave. Set your timer for 90 minutes. Take it out to a floured board or counter and knead again, make into a ball and place the bowl it was in over it, turned upside down of course, for 20 minutes. Roll out and you’re good to go.

 

For this pizza, my husband is not vegetarian but there were only a few tiny crust crumbs left. The OO flour gives this dough nearly the texture of a deep dish pizza crust without all the fat!

1/2 butternut squash, roasted 45 minutes to 1 hour, until soft, seasoned with S/P, and olive oil, face down on a baking sheet. May as well cook the whole thing and save half for later. Take it out of the skin and mash it. I added a bit of ancho chili powder to it for a nice kick.

That was your first layer. Next is 2-4 oz. of a good drier Mozzarella cheese, grated.

Then I sauteed some cavolo nero, also called Black Kale or Dinosaur Kale because of the leaf texture. The kids will love it. Add garlic if you like. That’s the next layer.

Crumbled feta cheese was the final layer, with a grind of fresh black pepper. I would love to cook my pizza in a wood-fired oven or at least 450 degree home oven but if I put my oven over 400 smoke alarms go off, not because the oven is dirty but the heat and design of our home makes it impossible to cook at a higher temperature.

Cook five minutes, turn around for another five. Take it out (potholders, kids) and place on a sturdy trivet for 3-5 minutes. Slide onto a cutting board, get out your pizza roller and cut it any way you want. Mangia bene! Thank you Epicurious for this idea!

Oh, for meat lovers, for the last two minutes in the oven add about four slices of (imported) proscuitto on top. If you don’t want to have a salad with it, add a few handfuls of baby arugula after you take it out of the oven. First, toss the greens with a bit of lemon juice and olive oil, salt and pepper, sprinkle over pizza then serve. Enjoy, dear reader. Dee