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My First Airplane

I flew to NYC with my family the week of July 20, 1969. I was ten, my sister was eight, brother was three and my mother was pregnant with their fourth child.

Yes, I was a passenger. And we got to see a bit of The Big Apple. Back then people actually gave up a seat on the subway to a pregnant woman with three little ones in tow.

Back then my brother asked in front of everyone, “Mommy, who are all these chocolate people?” and we lived to tell the tale.

That’s the story of one semi-normal American family living the dream flying for the first time as passengers.

Another flier that week was Neil Armstrong who made world history as the first human to set foot on the moon. I was awake and saw it, it was magnificent. Even then, at age ten, I knew that history was made.

I will not detail his storied career here, but will take this chance to give condolences to his family and friends.

Back then, what I had, my first trip on a plane and visit to a big city, was immediately eclipsed, in a good way and I’ve remembered that day, my sister’s birthday, all these years.

I also remember the rumor of what Astronaut Armstrong said after the “one small step” speech. Bravo, American and world hero. You will be missed. Dee

The Grey Lady

Why tell children of dwindling coral reefs or soon-to-be extinct species? Because they care. Zoos should be dwindling because keeping animals in other temperate zones in small enclosures should be forbidden.

Yes, some zoos are trying to breed rare species but why do we have to have a role in that?

The NYTimes wants kids to have a great experience at the Zoo and not look at what we’re doing that is rapidly escalating out of control, something they’ll have to deal with as adults, as will their grandchildren.

I think this does a disservice to our children to tell them these are cute animals. Well, their ecosystem is being eroded everyday by humans. They should know it. We brought my nine-year old nephew to a controlled desert and tropical environment and a special wind energy exhibit and he really liked and absorbed the information.

Children of an appropriate age should start learning about the challenges we face. No, not a two year-old.

The written press becomes extinct when it does not allow any comments to this type of article. Perhaps it’s talking about itself and not zoos or the world. Dee

To a Young Man

who has his entire life ahead of him, about to enter high school.

He is stopping by with his Mom to give me a picture he drew. I gave him a world map that is being cleaned up by the local framing store at my behest.

I know he’ll be nervous. I made some herbal iced tea but balked at cookies because the recipe called for an entire stick of butter so thought his mother may kill me if he doesn’t eat his broccoli tonight!

Since we gave him “the world” I think he has to pay it back. Get a good education and use your knowledge to educate other generations through business, educating, medicine, law. No way do I need to be paid back, I pay it forward all the time.

So tea, no cookies, and paying it forward. Sorry, kiddo, you just ran into the life of Ms. Dee. He’s a really smart kid or a shill for the framing store where I’ll probably be early next week framing his art! Kidding, they just met the guy today for the first time.

I’m not all that good with kids since I babysat as a teen, so chances are I’ll be more nervous than he will be. But our nine year-old nephew thinks I’m an OK aunt. He doesn’t know I held him when he was two days old or that my husband has never changed a diaper.

Pizza night tonight. I have to make the dough in about an hour and let it rise. I’ve prepped for that. Then I have mozzarella cheese and will place it in the freezer about 20 minutes before grating and the food processor grating disc is already being frozen.

Saute some mushrooms, shred cheese and add sliced pepperoni and we have dinner! Top it after the oven with some arugula and parm and that’s all, folks. Dee

Give It Up for Alton Brown

I actually wanted to tell Alton my method for scaling fish, which is a horse’s curry comb, three rings of ridged steel that do the job in minutes. Of course you don’t keep them in the barn, but secreted away in the kitchen, as you keep your needle nose pliers for taking out pin bones hidden and out of the garage.

But what I would like to say to Sir Alton (as I’m sure he’ll be) is that over 11 years ago I met a man who learned to make his own toast at age four. It took 30 more years for him to learn to make a grilled cheese sandwich, and he still likes mine better.

I’ve over 51K readers here and y’all seem to enjoy the occasional recipe and rant. Mr. Brown, my husband says I made him a food snob. I disagree. You HELPED me make him a food snob.

Yours is the only cooking show he watches because he’s a physicist and software engineer and you brought science to food so he could understand it. I can ask him the difference between baking soda and baking powder and he spouts it right back, powder brings its own acid to the party.

If he actually learns to cook I may be out of a marriage. No, he still needs someone to hold his hand during a bad dream, magically clean his clothes and take care of the dog. I think I’m OK. Thanks and try that $4 curry comb! Go to any feed store and they’ll have one. Cheers, Dee

 

Feet

Our relationship, which comprises nearly ten years of marriage, is measured in feet.

Before marriage, indeed three weeks after we met, my husband returned to Texas for two weeks, utilizing three linear feet, the minimum required by ABF Freight.

Two years later, post-marriage, I had brought in an entire kitchen, bedroom and office. He tells folks I cost him nine linear feet when we moved to Texas.

Years later, we lived in the Rockies for a few years in a furnished place and stored our stuff in Texas. A real bedroom, a living and dining room had been added to round out our lives.

A few weeks ago we moved in (still have a few boxes) and the cost, yes ABF once again, is 15 linear feet.

So, over ten years of marriage how can I give my love 12 linear feet??? Should we just renew our vows and have an ABF trailer at the site? Looking for ideas.

We live in a small space with great views and enjoy the people we’re meeting. I cook a lot and enjoy being able to walk to the store with a new cart he bought me that glides over the misshapen sidewalks and even preserves eggs!

Come to think about it, he’s jointly responsible for three of those linear feet so I only owe nine. And I did bring in an office and entire huge kitchen so he’s been able to use all that for eleven years so let’s take off another six.

But I do have a lot of old papers so three feet is all mine, which equals the three he needed in the first place so we’re even. I love you, dear! No more ABF trailers! Dee

Our Veterans, Our Heroes

The dog has been “playing” me for a while now. A lesson my husband and I know well is that one does not do something fun once with a herder. As she meets new friends, canine and human, she wants to go out twice every morning.

The second time, we said goodbye and waved to my husband, then went around the block or tried to. An elderly gent was having some trouble crossing the street. He was a proud man, well-dressed for 8:00 a.m. in trousers and natty wool jacket.

I thought he might be an Alzheimer’s patient from down the street and asked if I could help. He said no one can help. Even the doctors can’t help. Then he told me all his men died in WWII and he’s spent his life preserving the Constitution.

As I know he’s a proud man and nobody can help him, I continued on my walk and purposely ran into three professionals at the local physical rehab center that looks and feels like an old folks home. The two women ran off to find the man, who may be a patient, and the man said given my description this kind gent asked him once for a ride somewhere near here.

When I looked down the street before contacting the hospital staff, he was gone, and couldn’t have gone anywhere that fast. These ladies looked around everywhere and ran into me again, I described what he was wearing and they said “Hope it’s not Pops.”

I saw my 81 year-old Dad this weekend and never want him to end up like that. I tried my best for the situation but didn’t do enough. My heart breaks when I see this. “All my men died in WWII.” Now I must make sure that neighbors look out for him and that the local police know to drive him home. He was having trouble walking and all I, in my mind, wanted to do was take his arm and lead him home, wherever that may be. He would not be helped and I respect that. If I ever get to be that age I may do the same thing!

I know veterans and someone who’s just been called up. If there’s anything I can do for them, I will do so. Thanks for reading and being kind to our Vets. Dee

The Guy on the Blanket

First day of College Orientation and I was scared to death. I was 17, hadn’t met my roommate and had no clue if I would fit in emotionally or educationally.

I met a gal who I saw years ago, 3,000 miles away. Also this guy, new as well, who just made my fears go away. He brought a blanket over and slept, unbeknownst to us, outside our locked dorm door (with my new roomie) and we’ve been friends for over thirty years. He found me, I thought it was my husband playing a joke on me because he was out of town, but it was him.

The VW comes in here as this Super Beetle yellow convertible was for local transit only, and to drive 7 hours home. He wanted to take me to meet his parents and the girl he wanted to marry. We did all that and I got into big trouble as I  charged gas out of state. He married her, they have kids and I love hearing about them.

We’ve met only once since college, for lunch with my husband at the Ferry Landing/Fish Market. We have mutual friends I keep in touch with, like Led.

The God Squad (priest wannabe’s) confronted me and said nasty things and this gentleman came out and put this guy in his place. No fists, just words and he basically said I was his sister and to leave me alone.

I called him out on more than one occasion and the first time led to an entire night with two uncomfortable chairs in an elevator he disabled. Let’s just call that “Otis.”

We talked each other to death and that, I believe, sealed our fate to be friends forever. There’s no telling what path one might take in life. I take friendship seriously and this gent has had my back for over thirty years. He wouldn’t let me into the frat, but that will come. Maybe in another 20 years. Thanks, W! Cheers, Dee

Candidate Akin

has been shunned by his own party, including presidential candidate Romney. Let’s call a spade a spade. He says rape is legitimate and doesn’t lead to pregnancy. But if she gets pregnant she has to keep it.

I recently moved into a neighboring state with loud motorcycles and a tendency to honk car horns for no reason. Please tell me that legitimate rape will not be allowed here.

Once or twice a year my dog has too many treats or eats something nasty off the street or sidewalk and tells me to take her out in the middle of the night. Luckily trusted folks are downstairs who make sure I’m OK and not the victim of a legitimate rape. Vote! Dee

Looking Up

A couple of weeks ago our nearly nine year-old rescue dog looked up for the first time. She realized that when tree branches rattle there may be a squirrel.

No, she’s never caught one but she’s a grounder and has gotten a couple of mice in mud season which were tossed into the Preserve for the birds and foxes et al.

We’re always looking up to new possibilities. Granted, we’ve been looking down recently with the economy but now are looking up. There might be a squirrel out there with our names on it, and Zoe’s. No, we don’t let her eat them. Dee

Adventurous Eating

We went on a trip this weekend and saw my father for the first time in nearly four years, as well as our other family.

We met at a new Tuscan restaurant owned by my adoptive family and they were all there when we arrived. Surprise! I can’t tell you how wonderful it was to see everyone after many years. We usually only see each other at weddings or in Florence.

When I met my husband, he was living in a man cave and only had a 72 oz. Dr. Pepper in his frig, plus individually wrapped string cheese. In the freezer was one boxed lasagne bought by his mother several months before. There were several string cheese wrappers on the carpet between the frig and his mega-computer.

Now he critiques my new dishes and tells me they always taste better the third time I make them. He likes feta and goat cheese. He loves my chicken saltimbocca with proscuitto and Fontina, and my spaghetti alla carbonara.

This weekend, he ordered the arugula salad! Five years ago I made him a “wedge” salad of iceberg with Thousand Island as a joke and he loved it. But now I have him eating healthy greens! Greens that taste like something!

He loves my soups and stews in the winter and even my version of our family’s “cold dinner” in the summer with heirloom tomatoes, potato salad, hard-cooked eggs, good fresh bread and ham.

And he says I created a food snob. I have a photo of him on the frig. He’s four years old, making toast. It only took him 30 years to learn how to make a grilled cheese sandwich. He’s a physicist and software engineer so is capable of doing so, but never cared when he was single and would rather go to local restaurants instead of cooking for himself. In fact, what he brought to our kitchen was one blue colander and some Corelle plates that his mother gave him to take to college.

Since we moved and got all our stuff out of storage after three years, the Corelle went back to his mother for the grandkids and the colander, who knows. I probably gave it away as I have at least eight more. If you want to talk about recycling, this family does it in a big way. And an important way, recycling for generations.

Now that we are in America’s Dairyland, he likes more than Monterey Jack cheese. I grew up on sharp Canadian cheddar and he now likes Wisconsin’s 4 year-old sharp. Amazing. Food snob, indeed. I did good. Dee