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We All Hate Taxes

I just have the simplest problems. First, there was concrete drilling going on all day so I had so make sure our dog was OK, then the service I’ve used for the past ten years will not automatically import W-2’s.

Last year I got in a dispute with them and they gave me a number to call and it was a strip club. Oh, we had a row about that.

Yes, I’ve waited ’til nearly the end (only three days left) but our dog is not getting her beauty sleep and she looks better than my husband and I, together.

We’ll see what happens later. Right now I need to feed her and concentrate on dinner. Cheers for now, Dee

A Phone Number

I just called a phone number I used to call every week to have my Dad pick us up from piano lessons. He forgot us once, so I was allowed to call when my sister started her session so that he would get off of work and be there on time.

This number is in my heart forever but not today as I ran up the chain of command and know that 40 years ago my father was head of that department and today everyone was asleep at the wheel then put me on perpetual hold.

So I called the President’s office and was told I’d get a callback. I said I have a great story, but I’m really looking for my 3rd grade teacher’s email address and here is the year she graduated and you just gave her an award.

I wrote because I just named my guitar after a song she had us sing in 3rd grade music classes.

Close your eyes. Think of the earliest phone number you remember. It’ll be your mom, your dad or a grandparent, or a best friend. If they’re still around, call them and say you’re thinking of them.

It was my Dad’s work phone.  He’s still with me today, but all over the world. He is a connection to my past, present and hopefully will be in it for the near future.

The president’s office called me back (apparently the PR office is still hung over from last night) to say they can’t give me any information. Another organization she participates in won’t give me any information or an email address.

So I emailed one of her kids who might give me the correct email address. This is a woman who taught me to love music. Her husband used to sing at our concerts, and played Puccini’s Pinkerton in Madama Butterfly (my sister was the baby who was supposed to pretend to sleep, she actually did). He sang to rival Frank Sinatra when our chorus sang “Would You Like to Swing on a Star” a year later. I doubt he remembers that performance but I do.

So if you ever doubt where you are, you could be swinging on a star, or just be a happy wanderer as I and my guitar are. Make some music! Dee

Instruments

I had a revelation today. As the lightning, thunder, wind, rain, snow and sleet came down around me I realize I have a voice.

When I was young, it was channeled into violin, piano and ballet. Then my parents got me a cheap guitar and I started up a mainly tone-deaf band at age 12.

I gave it all up. Singing a solo and being second then first chair violin was stressful. I was very shy and one parent told me I could do anything or be anything, and the other said I was worthless. That guitar was stolen.

A few years ago after I filed our taxes (which I’ve yet to do this year) I went in and bought a starter guitar and signed up for lessons. I took private lessons from  a gospel singer, then a drummer. I bought a fancy guitar and the only thing I do for it now is keep it hydrated.

I wondered why I couldn’t keep up the music, then just figured it out in this storm. I’ve found a voice. Some folks around me don’t like it, but for the past 15 years I have a voice. I called both my US Senators today. My voice and my pen (keyboard now) are my instruments for now.

Yes, every once in a while I lay back, close my eyes, tune my guitar and play Bye Bye Miss American Pie, or Teach Your Children, or even 500 Miles. Perhaps I’ll do that now.

My voice needs to be my voice and words until they are no longer needed, then I can play another instrument. I am a multi-tasker but with everything else… Think about it, Dee

Dinner With the Stars

Let’s say I’ve twelve guests at the table. I and my husband am hosting. Don’t worry he didn’t cook anything, so guests are safe.

You are now thinking that I’ll actually have some celebrities on this list. Perhaps. I haven’t made it up yet. But if that’s what you’re looking for and don’t want to learn more, give up now.

I’m staying away from Greek and Roman philosophers and conversations about the Bible and since I live in the US that’s my milieu.

Let’s stick from the 1600’s on Ben Franklin. Thomas Jefferson. Abe Lincoln, of course. I’m not dealing with their dates as they’re freebies.

Winston Churchill, Eleanor Roosevelt (because of the UN), Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan.

I still have half a huge table to fill so will add Kim Jong -un  to ask him to stand down his nuclear stance; and have mediators like George Mitchell to make that difference.

Now we need some levity to the table. Of course Kevin Spacey would be there with his brilliance. Helen Mirren for same and grace and humor and Judi Dench for a little spice and all the above characteristics.

Of course all my musical and other mentors would be here. That would make a very crowded table or a great party.

Let’s toss in artist Tara Donovon for her straws as clouds.and the sax player who plays across the street for a bit of je ne sais quois. And bring in a bagpiper as well, because I miss them on the streets. You know Shakespeare and the other dead ones won’t show up.

Add the artist in Florence. I’ve three of his watercolors double and triple-framed. He reminds me of my roots.

From Italy or down the street or flying, driving, taking a business call us to set up for you and set another place at the table. All our friends over the years have done this locally, just be in touch in advance, please.

Ah, you ask what I would make for them: cassoulet. However the event would need to be scheduled days in advance so I could purchase, prepare and “marinate” the ingredients and re-cook every day. Outside of French cooking school I’ve only made this for my father, once. It is an event and really should have a cauldron over a flame but high up off an elevator, all is only a fantasy,

My dad is older now and sometimes appreciates the “best meal he ever had” although he may have told it to other girls., perhaps my sisters. Cheers! Dee

The Iron Lady

This extraordinary woman will be remembered after death, by me, as a gritty, determined girl, candidate, leader and ultimate political leader of her nation when the country needed her.

I never agreed with her politics or policies but she was extraordinary. Also, she was the first of what I hope are many PM’s across the pond and perhaps a president in this former colony named USA.

Today, the day of her demise, I prefer to think of her not as Baroness Margaret Thatcher, but as Maggie, the Iron Lady who scrabbled up from a working class life to politics where no women were allowed.

Did she show us women could be leaders and girls could choose to do so? Yes, she did. Rest in peace, Denis awaits. Respects, Dee

Dear Roger Ebert,

I hear you up there arguing with your pal Gene Siskel already, and your family is waiting for you.

It may not seem like much but you taught me to think about movies. For that, I thank you and your brother Siskel.

My husband knows nearly every change in the Star Wars 4-6 entree. He is waiting for the original to come back, and for the collection we lent a friend of the new ones that was never returned.

Breaking it down to its parts and figuring out what the movie/director/producer really wanted to impart is the key, then defining whether they executed it.

Thumbs up to Roger Ebert for educating at least two generations. To his dear wife Chaz I give my heartfelt condolences. Cheers, Dee

Old Stories and Newbies

I didn’t have much time to make dinner this evening for our guests so the mini-quiches and blueberry pie were store bought, from a good store.

The menu included sauteed pork chops with traditional milk/flour/egg/crumbs method. Also very strange spaetzle (I’d have made my own, had I known), green beans and a German cucumber salad whose recipe is on this blog.

I told a story to our guests. Years ago I sought to make a difference in my community by joining our local park council. The entry level was insignificant, sitting in a chair at a meeting for three months in a row. But I was not allowed to join.

When I asked why, they said I was outside of the boundaries. I told them my neighbor was on the council and they said yes, she’s there to represent all of you. I took my case to the mayor, city council and parks department then gave my “taxation without representation” speech. I was allowed to join.

Not only that, I’d mentioned it to a friend and all of a sudden I was VP of the organization that gave this public council money.They still hated me, for years, and still do as they try to find me online all the time to keep making my life miserable even though I moved away a decade ago.

When there, my dog died suddenly, and over 40 neighbors wanted to donate a tree to our park in her memory. The city decided what kind, size and placement of the tree, but the people who hated me from the start fought it tooth and nail. I was not the instigator of this but was contacted by my city council office to explain myself.

I showed them the brochure from the Foundation that gives them money, of which I was a vice-president and mentioned that the size, type and placement of the tree was all in the city’s hands.

That was a sad victory. I did get to put a snip of her latest tennis ball in the hole before they planted the tree. My dear neighbor sewed some of her ashes into the teddy bear she brought to the park her last day which is up in my closet next to the collage she made of all my dog’s photos. And we all got together and each poured a cup of water on the tree to help it grow.

As it comes to blogs, I’d advise someone who wants to start one on the things no-one tells you. Of course she’ll learn from experience, but after a few years, even though I’m not into the technical aspects and WP is letting people steal my words for money, I’ve a few things to say. Lunch next week. Cheers! Dee

Favorite Works

They must go beyond food, because food is eaten and gone. Thank you K for telling me I need to take photos of my food. Usually it’s in the oven and J comes home from work and Z needs to go out.

That must be the reason everyone needs to take a photo of it before it is dug into by family and friends and the platter looks like a pack of wolves got into it.

Mind you, that is what the cooks enjoy. A wholehearted feast.

I found a book the other day called The Art of the Renaissance by Peter and Linda Murray, Thames and Hudson, pub.

In it were pages I assigned myself to write nearly 20 years ago, on Annunciations. I’d written about Botticelli, Veneziano, Donatello, Ghiberti, Giotto, Leonardo da Vinci, Lippi, del Sarto, Ghirlandiao and others.

I can tell you now that I was always inspired by the first European work I ever saw, Michelangelo’s Pieta at the World’s Fair in 1964. I saw it later outside the Sistine Chapel while it was under construction (yes, I have never seen the Chapel).

This is the greatest work of art I will always remember in my heart and soul. Next, though, is Donatello’s Annunciation, which I visit every time I am in Florence. This is where I do my penance.

It is in Santa Croce, where many great people are buried and remembered. It also held Cimabue’s cross that was caught in the 1966 flood and now is at the Uffizi. Try to get online for tix so you don’t have to stand in line there. Also, never try to drive a car there unless you are completely nuts.

The Fra Filippo Lippi Annunciation is also worth seeing at San Marco but there are many more so let’s get back on topic.

It is limestone and terra cotta with gilding, commissioned by the Cavalcanti family. Mary is recoiling gently in fear but instantly turns toward the angel with one hand on her heart and another near her stomach indicating acceptance of God’s will.

It is a porta clausa, closed doors indicating Ezekiel’s version his prophecy of her virginity. There is no hardware on the closed doors. This is a raised or relief portrait and it is perfectly executed. I wrote of its similarities to Piero della Francesco’s porta clausa in Arezzo.

Her feet are moving away from the angel, yet her hand is on her heart and the other over her womb and she is looking as if she trusts the angel and is accepting her fate.

I go to Sta. Croce every time I am in Florence, and revel in Donatello’s wooden Jesus on the crucifix as well. Those who know, know that there are other rooms to ponder, right off the main altar. If you’re lucky, the leather shop will be open.

Please donate for your visit and be quiet always, especially during Mass. Careful while you see the memorials, or at least the Fifth Level of Hell awaits.

Thank you for reading. Art IS for the masses, all of us not born to privilege and I am you but I paid to go to college. One of my favorite works, a self-portrait of Artemesia Gentileschi, was on exhibit at the Queen’s Gallery in London several years ago and I joined a cadre of women admiring it and Ms. G’s flamboyance and grit that let her do so during the Renaissance. History and art. Language, writing, reading, ‘rithmatic and you’ll get the hang of it, kids! Parents? Get a museum membership and take your kids.

Cheers, Dee

 

Dear PDX

You are the proud winner of my Trip Advisor Top Contributor tote bag.They are a phantom organization who will not even allow a Top Contributor to talk with them about longer articles about cities or countries, so as long as I go out as Top Contributor I hand you my bag. It’ll be great for knitting and accessories as it is large and even has a zip top, great for needles and yarn

Stripping. Yes, I’m a stripper of things I no longer need, time that doesn’t need to be wasted. 153 wasted posts that tried to waste me today.

To Trip Advisor, be wary, readers. as there is no support up in that ivory tower, only after an hour did a novice tell me to email tech support. Hello! Is there a single brain in this company that portends/pretends to be the best in the world?

Do you know what, Trolladvisor? I’ve never even met PDX in person but we’ve been friends for five years, which is much more than I can say for tripadvisor. She even knitted me a hat, which I love every day. I sent her cd’s.

That’s your review, TripAdvisor. From me, former Top Contributor. You get a zero on the contributor-friendly scale. Deal with it. D

Easter

We did a bit of a different Easter. There were eggs, but not decorated. There was ham.

It was brunch, and I served two perfect Black Forest ham and 2 year-old Wisconsin cheese omelets. With toast.

Please don’t ask what Wisconsin cheese is. You have supermarket cheese and then you go to live in Scotland and all it says is “mature cheddar.” Buy it and it’s great.

In Wisconsin it’s advertised by age. I like 4-year, my husband is up to 2-year. In omelets I can run the gamut.

Julia Child would be proud of me as a student for flipping the pan the right way and folding out beautiful Easter omelets.

Dinner was an homage to my German roots. Weisswurst and rosti potatoes. Yes, I continue to push the envelope on holidays but that’s what makes them fun. Dee