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Weather Report

I’m supposed to drive two hours each way to pick up my husband Christmas eve. Of course the local weather predicted devastating snow storms that would paralyze all the major airports east of the Mississippi. Yes, I was a spelling champion in grade school.

They do this for ratings, because they don’t have anything else to report but murder, arson, protesters stopping traffic and really bad weather.

I got my own report today. The geese told me something’s brewing. Great gaggles gathered (alliteration) near shore. They did not speak. They’re all feeding to hunker down for a killer storm. Also strange little black birds, like the crazy ones in Texas that sit on the power lines, not Grackles, have been by. We already have alternate plans, train or hotel and he’ll be home for Christmas dinner.

When the squirrels are up in their tree apartments (I saw one that had a plastic grocery bag atop, a nuisance to humans but the only waterproof squirrel apartment I’ve ever seen) we need to see to roads and sidewalks, heat and enough food and water to get us through.

We’re hurricane-proof, see my blogs through Ike, a storm like I’ve never seen that my husband and dog slept through and I blogged through. Every other loft was damaged. Not ours. Our hurricane gear is a block away and I’ve enough coats, hats, gloves and winter boots to get me there on foot to retrieve The Hurricane Box. Yes, we even have a hand-powered radio.

I may have a purpose in this life and may have lived it and may be living it still. I’ve saved people and animals, someone must have a use for me to be here. The bird (capon) has landed and is in the freezer until 12/23, my husband’s birthday. Saving a capon is not my life’s goal, as we and our guests are going to eat it. It’s Christmas here with a tree and everything magical. Dee

The Bird Arrived

Yes, a capon. I put it right in the freezer, in which I carved space today. I don’t know its weight but it should be between 7-9 lbs. I’ll take it to the frig on the 23rd to thaw.

I’m changing the menu. Too much bread. I remember holiday meals when everything had bread as a component and I don’t want my guests to fill up on carbs.

I’ll start with my marinated Kalamata olives and a Greek/Italian cheese plate with grapes and other fruit my heart goes pitter-pat for at the store.

It’ll be Mom’s basic stuffing, with the liver. No apple-sausage dressing. The gratin stays the same but I’ll add either a sauteed spinach or arugula.

I have to keep the cheddar-bacon biscuits in memory of Jane Grigson. Having never made them before I hope I can do them well and just place them on the table to nosh.

Mashed potatoes are still on the list but I may add additional root vegetables to the puree. Note: do not ever place rutabagas through a ricer. They will break your fingers, wrists and perhaps elbows.

I cannot find mincemeat to save my life, even Amazon can only have it to me by February at the earliest. Interesting I wrote here about it years ago and was contacted by someone who desperately needed mincemeat for tarts to bring to his father’s for Christmas.

Who was that person? My own brother. He’d never seen my blog and was taking mincemeat to Dad’s for Christmas. I ordered two large jars from Amazon as a gift and sent them directly to Dad’s. Oh, I also gave him Mom’s pie dough recipe which my mother-in-law also uses.

What are we doing for dessert this year? In the spirit of the great US of A and Europe I’m creating a fig and ricotta salata mini-turnover, plus a fruit dish, probably with lemon curd (I found some today) and whipped cream or Greek yogurt.

What can I say? This menu is a work in progress. Next year I may even try prime rib and Yorkshire pudding…. Permit me to tackle the capon first. Cheers! Dee

Christmas Dinner

It’s almost here and I’ve so much to do. My husband finally snagged a flight that gets in Christmas Eve. The airport is two hours away but he got a good deal.

We’re having a few folks over for dinner. After years of looking I finally found a capon at http://www.roastgoose.com and ordered it yesterday before I lost out. This is not a monetized site, dear readers. I just loved capon for special occasions when I was a little girl.

So far, the menu is:

Christmas Dinner 2014

 

Toasts with Capon Liver/Apple/Walnut Pate, Flambeed with Cognac

Shiltz/Wapsie Roasted Capon, with Herbs and Butter

Mom’s Stuffing

Dee’s Pork Sausage & Apple Dressing (one guest does not eat pork)

Cauliflower, Brussels Sprout and Carrot Gratin with Parmigiano Reggiano and Toasted Pine Nuts

Spinachi aglio e olio (garlic and olive oil) or Green Beans with Indonesian Soy Sauce and Sesame Seeds

Mashed Potatoes with Pan Gravy

English Trifle with Lemon Cream and Berries Galore and Pomegranate Seeds

Mincemeat Tarts

***End***

I drew from experience and lack thereof. I was looking for a play of tastes, textures and color on the plate. Because I’ve lovely hand-made Italian serving dishes and Lenox china to pack right after Christmas I think we’ll serve family-style.

There are no recipes nor have I ever cooked a capon. I trust I can do the menu. It’s a matter of what I can do ahead, what is available to me (no lemon curd, no mincemeat). And getting back here near midnight Christmas Eve from the airport with everything in flux, makes me more flustered because I’m supposed to be in moving, not cooking mode.

It is important to have guests for Christmas because we’ve no family here, I cook and we like interesting conversation. It is essential to bring evidence of our lives into my cooking, as a requested item in TX is my gratin, three years running. Cheers and happy holidays, Dee

Menus

Why are menus so difficult? When I was freezing cold sitting under an arctic weight comforter many years ago with a coat and gloves in my small bedroom, separate thermostat up to 55 degrees for my presence (the others were at 45) I spread out cookbooks and melded tastes and textures and flavors for the perfect meal.

For a couple of years I was a professional “orphan” at Christmas. I was always the 7th to their six, even third to their two. For the past 13 years Thanksgiving is always at my husband’s grandmother’s, whom we both call Nanny. It is a feast of epic proportions and one to be very thankful for one’s participation.

We’ve been by ourselves on Christmas, sometimes being in a new town but we’re back. I love to welcome those with no parents, family halfway around the world, newcomers to town. In no way are they “orphans” but I do love to cook dinner for a few brave souls, usually neighbors, and try to make a menu for them.

These days one must ask allergies and dislikes and one dinner was kicked out immediately. As I age and get more experienced with menus and cooking I must also gauge cooking space in the oven and on the stove.

For those of you who’ve read me for a few years you may remember the capon debacle. Whole Foods, while I love it, will not carry capon. My mother used to make it for every special occasion except Thanksgiving and Christmas and with four kids and a husband, it was pretty much a monthly occasion and her butcher was easily prepared for it.

A few weeks ago I interviewed the head of http://www.roastgoose.com, Jim Schiltz, head of Shiltz Farms. They took on Wapsie Farms’ capon business. Jim, I have to tell you that I will do a goose in the future but right now we’re moving across country in a month and there is much to do and it does not include studying cooking or carving a goose or innovating many leftovers.

I will order a large capon for dinner for six. Make mashed potatoes and probably roasted carrots, steamed green beans. Appetizer undecided. Dessert would have to be cold and kept outside, covered because of no frig space or oven space to make a pie. Or I could make mincemeat tarts in advance. Capon would be stuffed under the skin with butter, s&p and herbs. Stuffed with sausage & apples and toasted wheat bread.

It’s a good feeling so far. I’m now sitting at the computer in 68 degrees next to several cold floor-to-ceiling windows (less than 1/2 degree per year). It reminds me of the old days. For three years we placed all our stuff in storage except for a couple dozen tech books for my husband’s work. I did without cookbooks. If there was anything new I needed ideas for, I looked it up online.

Now my cookbooks are back (at least for now) and to think of something, like Julia Child’s Uncle Hans’ City Scrapple and knowing just where to look it up is a comfort to me. There will never be a total replacement for books, at least while I’m on this earth.

Happy menu planning! My mother went through turkey for years before doing the traditional English feast of prime rib, Yorkshire pudding et al. To each his/her own. Enjoy the holidays. Cheers! Dee

Birds

I wanted to title this “Game Birds” but Jim Schiltz would not allow me to do so. I just got off the phone with him in a fascinating interview in which I learned many things about….. birds.

Who is Jim Schiltz? Only the head of Schiltz Foods, Inc. and Schiltz Goose Farm, Inc. He knows his birds. He told me geese were domesticated about the same time as dogs and cattle. My research on dogs says up to 40,000 years. I’d have to check my father-in-law, the rancher and former dairyman, on cattle.

For those of you who know me from the past, yes, I still want a capon and have spent years finding one. While I’ll be at Nanny’s for my 13th Thanksgiving with my husband’s family and am only allowed to bring table snacks, sides and a dessert, Christmas is a different story, to be told later.

One of my favorite girlie movies is the one where the Aussie/Canadian girl learns to fly and takes the geese, from the eggs she found, south for the winter. Fly Away Home, with Anna Pacquin and Jeff Daniels and Dana Delaney. These must be different geese.

The farm began in 1944 and Jim was added to the gaggle in 1962. After tastiness, they had to breed for white feathers because everywhere but France, where the infamous Toulouse geese live and die, people want white down pillows, not grey ones.

Jim said he’d heard of an 82 year-old goose, and that many can live to 25 or even 40, but after maturity they usually go to dog food. Lucky dogs! Mine eats frozen raw rabbit, lamb, turkey, and venison, but I’ll have to check out goose.

Which brings me to capon. It was always a special meal in our home and widely available, even in rural neighborhoods like the one I grew up in. On my birthday I got to choose my cake (Viennese Chocolate Pecan Torte) and dinner, which was capon.

I mis-spoke earlier when I said this was my 13th Thanksgiving at Nanny’s. My husband worked for an online retailer years ago and they wouldn’t let him off for Black Friday so we had to forgo the trip. A month earlier I went to Whole Foods and asked for a capon. No. I asked why? No reason. I asked customer service. No answer. I called HQ. I don’t know why they won’t let me order a capon.

Look up capon on this site. I’ve done my research. Wapsie Farms had capon. Marc and Jim struck up a friendship at industry events and now Schiltz farms has a capon enterprise as well, and you can order from them at http://www.roastgoose.com.

My husband has been off for several months on a consulting contract but of course we’re meeting at his Nanny’s for Thanksgiving. Christmas we’ll have on our own. I’m getting a goose, a capon and a container of goose fat to make Pommes Anna and keep in the frig for good stuff. Jim even told me how to cook a goose (recipes are on the site) but they do have a goose for ‘fraidy cats. Get it frozen and heat it up in an hour. Your family and guests will never know and you can make side dishes instead of basting!

I do shop at Whole Foods Market and everyone is nice to me at this store, but I may have to keep moving around the country to keep that the case when I bring up capon. The store’s protein rules are strict and arbitrary. My father-in-law would love to get his registered Angus cattle into the butcher’s case, and so would raisers of geese and capons.

Principles, not solely marketing, should be the driving force in a market, and that market could be anything from Wall Street to Main Street. The holier-than-thou attitude of Whole Foods Market looks down on anyone not wearing espadrilles and carrying in ten bags then asking if you want to donate a dollar for using the bags you already bought from them, and if you want to donate to their charity of the month.

GIVE ME CAPON! For heaven’s sake, is that too much to ask? Cheers and Happy Thanksgiving. I’m making spicy almonds and cashews, marinated Kalamata olives, cranberry chutney, brussels sprouts and cauliflower gratin, and mincemeat tarts. And driving 1,500 miles to get there.

Many thanks and happy holidays to the Schiltz’s and the Wapsies, who both hail from Iowa. I won’t hit that state or SD en route but got a bunch of quarters to get through the Oklahoma Territory as I messed up and put a dollar bill in the machine two years ago. Oops, almost got a warrant on that one. Caponly yours, Dee

Years

I was always impressed by our dear friends J and J who were married 62 years. He married us and her name is on our wedding certificate. Last year we went to his alma mater for his burial, Annapolis, for a special ceremony.

Today I was in a doctor’s office for the second time and the same couple came in as I’d seen two weeks ago on my first visit. We engaged in conversation even though the wife kept telling me she couldn’t hear.

During our wait the gentleman said they’d been married 73 years, that she’ll be 94 in two weeks and that he’s “older.” Amazing! We’re heading for 11 years of bliss next month but I can’t imagine 73.

They knew instinctively what the other wanted. He helped her doff her coat, then she his. Later as she got too warm without a word he helped with her sweater. It was so sweet.

After my visit I found myself out in the hallway with the doc. I asked if he had seen this lovely old couple and he said yes they’ve been married and we both chimed in “73 years!” I believe we were both astonished, amazed and have a sense of peace and knowledge that true love is in our midst and can last. At least I do, can’t tell you about doc.

I love my husband dearly but right now he’s home with a cold and driving me nuts. Luckily I gave him his usual breakfast (eggs, bacon, toast) and chicken noodle soup and egg rolls for lunch, made spaghetti with homemade meat sauce for dinner. He’s sleeping soundly and the dog is  on the bed. I may actually have an hour before he calls out for tea!

Let’s hear it for successful marriages.My folks split on their 35th anniversary. My brother said “it’s about time.” At least we were grown. I waited and married 20 years late because I didn’t want to make the same mistakes others did. That means we have a dog, no kids.

We can be sent anywhere because the dog has what amounts to nine years of quarantine and annual rabies shots, yes a three year shot every year because the US doesn’t do one-year shots anymore and the UK (the most restrictive body in the world) will not recognize a three-year US immunization. How’s that for fraternization?

Doc asked me how much more cooking I had to do for family and guests, worried about my hands. I said I need to find a Capon here to feed us two for Christmas, other than that it’s just three square meals a day. I even have gloves, hot pink ones up to the elbow for doing dishes! Cheers, Dee

Grass Fed Beef

I paid another $3 to try the grass-fed skirt steak last night. We were eager to get a new grill here but our tiny Coleman fold-up and tote grill is searing hot and has been wowing us for the last week or so.

Olive oil, Borsari seasoning mix (black label) and pop it on the grill. Jim loved it. I made rosti potatoes (shredded potato cake, stovetop) and boiled corn on the cob for dinner. Yum, it was good. Oh, I had some homemade chimichurri sauce leftover from the other day so used it on the steak.

This morning the dog and I were up and out at 6 a.m. Sun comes up early here as we’re on the eastern edge of the central/eastern divide. The sky changes colors beginning at 4:00 a.m. so I’ve taken to putting the shades down at night. I hate to do the blackout shades in the bedroom because I love seeing the moon over the lake.

While we always go to Nanny’s for Thanksgiving, I’m going to try to get a capon for Christmas. I know Whole Foods will never carry them (holier than thou ones who sell me bacon that goes rancid on the second day it’s open – Give Me Nitrites!) so I’ll check my other butcher. Or order online in advance. I’ve been trying to do this for too many years now to let you down.

Mom always made a simple stuffing for chicken or capon. For a chicken I’d take 4-5 slices whole wheat bread and toast it, take off the crusts and cut with a serrated knife into 1/2″ cubes. Saute some finely chopped celery and onion and add it to the bowl. Dig out the liver and saute it, chop it and add to the bowl. She always added some beef consomme to wet the mixture. Season the interior of the chicken with a mixture of salt, pepper and thyme – I mix it up beforehand to season the entire bird – tie and place in a 375 oven for 25 minutes per pound, basting every 25 minutes.

As I usually make a brown gravy to go with the chicken and stuffing, I like to brighten up the meal/plate with colorful veggies, such as roasted carrots or steamed broccoli. If I roast red potatoes with garlic and rosemary, I leave on the skins for color and nutrients and eye-pleasing color.

Folks always say you eat with your eyes first. If we didn’t, foodie magazines wouldn’t employ stylists and photographers. I don’t do mile-high chef plates, just quality ingredients cooked simply and usually served family style. When one has service for 18 and a dining table that seats four, in a small city apartment, that’s what I’ve chosen to do. TGIF! I get to work on Boxlandia (our move-in) this weekend! Oh, to put art on the walls. Can’t wait! Dee

Game Birds

Yes, I’m “beating a dead horse” once again.  Capons.  Male chickens that are neutered at three weeks of age and allowed to live twice as long as female chickens that you buy in the market in plastic packages, part by part.

Many people think chickens were raised that way.  Hi, I’m a Wing!  Me?  I’m a thigh.  Love this diaper I’m sitting on, in the styrofoam tray and covered with plastic.

Two years ago my husband was told he couldn’t have Thanksgiving Friday off so we couldn’t go to his grandmother’s for her annual family reunion.  I set off to find a capon for us, and because I was stymied in my quest, we ended up with two steaks on the grill.

Whole Foods would not stock capon, nor would they tell me why.  I’ve tried to contact HQ several times and only get the opportunity to leave a message.

When I contacted the only capon producer I talked to the owner.  When he had to sell his business to roastgoose.com I talked to the owner.  These are family farms.

Capon was something my mother was able to get at the local grocery.  Perhaps she had to pre-order one, I don’t know as she’s gone and I can’t ask her.

So here’s the latest info I have, from the purveyor http://www.roastgoose.com

May your holidays be measured by joy at seeing long-lost family and friends, and by the food you make.  Dee

“We do sell capons to the Safeway family of stores.  Nationally we sell to a number of chains and distributors.  To name a few, Bashas in AZ, Harris Teeter in Carolinas, Fred Meyer in the Northwest, the Kroger family of stores (King Super may be in your area), the SuperValue family of stores, Hannaford and Stop and Shop in the Northeast, HE Butt in Texas.  Now this is a partial list, if someone has a specific area we will try to answer if they contact our website www.roastgoose.com  And, of course, one can be ordered via our website and delivered to ones’ door.  We use UPS to deliver to the roughly 12 states surrounding us and Fed Ex if the person is further out.  In the cooler months we can utilize 2nd day air which does reduce the shipping costs.”  This is from Jim Schiltz.

Merry Christmas!

Wow, some folks hopefully had a capon on hand but didn’t ask this blog until this morning how to cook it. Hope it wasn’t frozen solid this morning! You guys are really taking it down to the wire. Hope it all worked out.

I am writing from home. We cancelled flights to see family because I became ill on Wednesday, worse on Thursday and we were supposed to fly out Friday to a family member who can’t catch anything right now, plus I’ve been miserable for three days now and my fellow passengers might have just pushed me out of the plane!

My husband is out for Christmas dinner with colleagues. We always hosted “orphans” so it’s about time he was treated (I believe what goes around, comes aroud and it doesn’t matter what city or country you’re in) and I stayed in. We went out to the only restaurant in the neighborhood that was open today, Chinese and my choice. We got a big bowl of soup and an appetizer. I brought more than half the soup home for dinner, hot and sour soup that cleared me out, as did the green tea.

One of our regular “orphans” called tonight as she waited to attend a movie this evening, halfway across the country, perhaps alone. I feel bad that we weren’t there for her this year to serve her a home-cooked holiday meal. She always brought us such great gifts, a bottle of wine and even better, a couple dozen dead tennis balls for Zoe to chase and chew on! She may be coming out to visit soon, let’s hope, we miss all our friends and family.

No cooking to report, except eggs and bacon and biscuits (packaged mix) this morning because it’s Christmas and I hadn’t eaten much and I feel bad for my husband being around here when we’re supposed to be traveling and he’s off work. When there’s more interesting info to report I’ll let you know. Enjoy your family and friends, don’t spread nasty germs, Dee

Dear Capon Lovers

I know it’s Fall when your requests turn to Concord grapes. At Thanksgiving your thoughts turn to CAPON! A capon is a rooster that is castrated but gets to live twice the life of a chicken. It is larger than a chicken and its hormones go to making succulent meat rather than sinewy testosterone-loaded stuff. Sorry guys, and we regularly spay and neuter our pets (I hope you do, as it’s the only way to achieve our goals).

Last year I did an exhaustive search for a capon, as my husband was not allowed a day off work on “black Friday” to go see his Nanny and family. No-one stocked them locally. I was shocked as we always had capon for special occasions when I was a child.

I finally found Wapsie Farms and talked to Marc Nichols, one of the owners and asked to call back this year for an interview. Sadly, the largest capon farm in the USA has closed its doors. Marc still agreed to an interview. He has kindly provided you with another outlet for capon, http://www.roastgoose.com.

It is sad to find local farms closing. We champion Jim’s parents for running a family dairy for many years and now a cattle ranch as they get older (and wiser, who wants to milk cows 2x per day?). Marc will like this. I asked my husband what were his family traditions for Thanksgiving and Christmas and he said, “milk cows.”

Hopefully the weather will clear tomorrow and allow us to go “over the river and through the woods” to Nanny’s for a day or two. Today I talked with my favorite professor; an ornery old coot (lawyer) with whom I used to verbally spar; and my best friend from high school. What a great day! Yes, and one to be thankful for. Always. To our families and friends and priests who call from out of the blue, I give thanks for my life. Thank you for being a part of Dee’s World. I wish you well this Thanksgiving and hope you find your perfect capon for special occasions. Cheers, Dee