Let latkes be latkes.
A latke is a potato pancake, shredded potato with onion and seasonings, fried in oil. It is a Jewish tradition that the Food Police are trying to eradicate. I ate one at Katz’ Deli the other day. The NYTimes is all a-twitter about healthy living and using little or no oil to make these treats that I eat (one) perhaps twice a year. As my brother used to tell my Mom, “Wrong-O, Moose Breath.”
Yes, over the past week I consumed eight ounces of cranberry-orange shortbread cookies. I also made soups and grilled cheese sandwiches and roast chicken and steak for Jim.
Jim will tell you first-hand that I do not like to be lectured to, by anyone. Physics lessons while on long car trips I learn from and endure, but do not presume, unless you’re Eric Ripert, Margaret Fox or Mark Bittman to lecture me on food.
I know how to use a bunson burner to measure a calorie. I know what I need to do to manage my health and weight. And sometimes I just want a latke. I’m asking Anthony Bourdain to take up the latke lamp. The oil burned for eight days. An entire civilization eats latkes as tradition. Now pundits are trying to make them healthy, even eschewing the beloved potato.
What has this world come to? I’m presuming to know how a very pregnant woman feels when her back aches and all people want to do is give advice and feel her belly. Stop feeling mine! Mind your own beeswax!
I’m making rosti tomorrow, then falafel, and then perhaps goujonettes of sole. Deep-fried everything, even parsley. Damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead. Fry, baby, fry. Dee