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Mentors and Nice Pets

Let’s start. We’re nice pets to have. I was very upset when I started our taxes and we were getting money back. Then we got the second W-2 after the company changed hands and we owed money. I thought there was a horrible mistake, then I went through the 100 questions and figured it out.

We pay a lot to live here, if we had kids they’d be off to college or if younger, in private school if we could afford it. Otherwise our kids would be going into a sub-par school district. We pay a lot and don’t use the service so we’re a good pet to have around. So shave a couple hundred dollars off the taxes we already gave you and we’re good to go.

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As to mentors, of course there were my parents. Still my Dad (Mom’s gone nearly 6 years now). I never thought I had any but they are there throughout my life. Even as a kid I knew I didn’t want to vacuum in pouffed hair, a dress and heels but Mom was smart.

Other than parents, before I was eight I’d gotten two mentors, MR and GG. Both were educated men who taught me about science, radios, philosophy, psychology and more. MR allowed me and my little sister to come over once a year to watch Dorothy change the world to color with all the Munchkins and go to Emerald City. GG taught me the word triskadekaphobia which means fear of the number thirteen.

MR died recently. It’s good that we got to see each other a few years ago. I know he led a good life with wife and family. I’ve had other male and female mentors to be spoken of later. Right now my thoughts are with our old neighborhood and friends. I wasn’t allowed to cross the next street so our street had seven homes on it so as far as mentors were concerned, I was blessed.

Dad would be called on every night for two-base softball in our back yard or touch football in the street and everyone, all the girls, played because that was his rule. When it was dark everyone went home and slept soundly. The street will never be the same. MR, I don’t know what your handle was but may it be retired in your name, sir. Dee

 

Sugar

Neighbors. I always envision them coming to me for a cup of sugar. I don’t bake, but do cook, and never have 25 lbs. of sugar on hand. But nobody asks me. It’s urban America and few neighbors want to actually meet and get to know each other. I’ve made more acquaintances here at a dog event where my dog aced every cerebral event and turned up her nose at dunking for hot dogs. A Yorkie did it and she gave up her snout to water and a chunk of hot dog. Whoopie!

When I was ten my class went to the local radio station on a field trip. On our way out we were each given a random “single.” Mine was “Sugar, Sugar.” Oh honey honey, you are my candy girl…. It was my first record and I’d like to thank the DJ who gave it to me. The station only gave them to us because they were old and they wouldn’t need them anymore.

Music was always a theme in my life because my father started his younger years as a violinist and music teacher. My first single I purchased with my fifty cent allowance was Mother and Child Reunion. I read that this name was based on a Chinese restaurant dish but was about Paul Simon’s dog who had died.

My first album was Three Dog Night, One is the Loneliest Number was my favorite dirge at the time. That was stolen from me weeks later. Oh, well, my memories are still intact. Dee

Privacy and FOIA, Vol. II

I’m up early because the dog got off the bed for a couple of hours then wanted back up. Just call me Otis, the elevator inventor. I lift our hip-less wonder at least twice a night now. It’s OK, she’s ten, a joy, and deserves that attention.

While struggling through my thoughts years ago balancing freedom of information and open meetings, vs. personal privacy, I did come to my own ethos on  the matter.

It depends upon circumstance. Right now I’m dealing with a standing water issue that will last for six months until the snow starts again, then it will freeze. It is on a trail right below that is lovely except I won’t walk on it alone with the dog because of last summer’s daytime sexual assaults. It used to be a railroad track and had drainage which Texans call bar ditches, to drain off water from rain and snow from the tracks.

Last year I called the County Parks and was told that these former drainage ditches were protected by the federal government by the MMPA, the Marine Mammal Protection Act. The only active breeding program there is mosquitoes. No porpoises or manatees or blue whales live in that 4″ of fetid, garbage infested water.

So I called the CDC, EPA, my local Congressman and others. So far, no help. I looked up our county and they’re having coffees in different neighborhoods to place their finger on the pulse of real people (or get re-elected). Guess what?

The county has not had great attendance at these coffee events. Why, you ask. When one asks for information every website is non-functional. Talk about freedom of information and open meetings laws. Now they’ve got free coffee and don’t have to talk to constituents. Guess who pays for the free coffee? We, the taxpayers.

I was also tasked with privacy. I didn’t fight back when the government wouldn’t allow me access to police reports of a car that swerved into mine, legally parked on the street, and sheared the left front tire from the axle. Hit and run. I paid the entire cost of my car to have it repaired because I couldn’t afford another car as I was working to protect FOIA/Open Meetings and privacy.

When I speak of privacy, it was primarily so that banks, cable tv (new at the time), insurance, health care and others were not blankly sending out records on their customers. Much has been done in health care with HIPAA since then.

I do have a beef, though, with the NSA recording this and all of my phone calls and mail for “national security.” The so-called patriot act eviscerates our Constitution for a lot of our money and no gain for US citizens. I also believe CIA and FBI have blurred lines when it comes to spying on us.

While my government career is now behind me those were heady days. I worked hard and there was actually a disco in the neighborhood, but I preferred the quiet piano bar/restaurant. There I met a lot of lobbyists and learned how to ask an old elected official who was trying to pick me up, “so how’s Mindy doing in art school?” That brought him back to his bearings and thinking about his wife and daughter and kept me safe.

I’ll get the mosquito issue taken care of, and I took care of the politicians, while quite naive at the time. There were lobbyist receptions nearly every night when they were in session, and as we worked long hours and made little money we had to eat and it was best if free. Talk to me about consumer affairs vs insurance in free food sometime. Dee

Typing

There are more ways than one. First is sorting people by type at first glance and making a decision before a word is spoken. Second is the infernal machine called a typewriter, now called some form of computer.

When the typewriter was invented it was surmised that only men could achieve mastery of this device. The pay was high, then the guys got bored and gave the job to women, thus making it a pink collar job with a cut in wages.

When I graduated from high school my dear Aunt L gave me the 1957 portable Smith-Corona typewriter that helped her through college and to become a venerable teacher. It was the first year anyone made a portable electric typewriter and I still have it and move it everywhere we go. It’s very heavy and now goes for $6 on E-Bay but I’m keeping it.

I was the envy of the dorm and after I wrote my paper I lent it out. I should have rented it just to pay for ribbons! Now I can’t even find those. After college graduation I was advised by several prominent women to never let anyone know I could type, lest I be assigned a secretarial role. Sexism. That was before computers.

With a potential book in my head I wonder if I should exchange my keyboard for the old Smith-Corona. I think I’m too prone to computer editing to do so, sorry. I don’t think there’s enough white-out in the world for that debacle.

Typing of another kind comes to mind. If I was asked about family I’d say we are intelligent, some book-smart and some street-smart. While our parents weren’t necessarily progressive, they were tolerant of differences and encouraged us to be so as well. That said, I didn’t meet a black friend until freshman year of high school, or my first gay friend back in grade school but I’d no idea and just protected him from his sister and mine and other students because he was being verbally abused. I didn’t know about such things so had no clue, only that he needed my protection.

I thank my parents for my education in many ways, and tolerance is high on the list. When one is labeled as a gangster, druggie, gay, mentally challenged or called any religious name in a bad way, you get the picture.

In grade school I took the mini-bus. We lived way out in the country (five miles out of town) and our bus picked up all the farm kids. It took a long time so we had to get to our bus stop early. When we pulled into the school all the other kids said we were on the “retard bus.”

One day two boys in a large family of boys took my hat. I was eight years old and stood up in the aisle while they threw my winter hat over my head several times then ripped it in half. As we pulled in I was crying and the lady who made sure all the buses and all the kids arrived safely at school took me aside and took me to see the principal.

The principal made me identify the boys and I did, all the while wondering if I could ever take that bus again, in fear of my life. The next day everything was fine and the F boys never bothered me. My neighbors, two large families with a dairy farm down the hill, were more in number, strength, might and right to make our school bus a model for all to see and I don’t think they even had to throw a punch. They saved me and my little sister. I love farm boys, especially from a dairy. I married a physicist who grew up on a dairy farm.

Now there’s another type or label, farm boy or geek, or both. Perhaps my book should be about this. Gals want the hunk in English class who is getting passing grades because the prof knows he needs to get them to play football next season. I waited a few years and polished the rough edges from a diamond who brings everything to the table and has been my best friend for over 12 years. He once had only Dr. Pepper and individually packaged string cheese in his refrigerator and he now opines on the difference between four-year and five-year cheddar. Yes, I created a food snob.

That person, my dear husband, was not content with my laptop. Over my objections he got me a large monitor, arthritis-friendly mouse, and wireless keyboard. I fought each one and now cannot live without them, or him. Please type on your phone, whatever you do but create something. And please do not judge a person summarily.  In hope of a better world, Dee

Paying it Forward

Forget about early this morning. My husband dropped me a a local drycleaner/shop to mend a pocket and clean his trousers and I was to walk home. I stopped by the grocery store and picked up dinner and started the walk back.

On one block I was halfway across the street when this driver sped up and threatened to kill me. I yelled “STOP!” I am older than his mother and had a heavy bag of groceries and he was going well over the speed limit to come up upon me that way.

He turned the corner, put down all the windows and said every swear word I’ve heard in the past 20 years, all at once, while saying that I had no right to be in the street and that he had no f-ing stop sign. I sure hope he doesn’t talk to his mother in that tone of voice or with as many expletives.

It got better. I moved a lot as a kid. My husband and I know moving and have become experts at it every few years as he moves up in the world.

Perhaps someday someone will pay it forward to us. I’m not counting on it. I like to make dinner for a new neighbor who’s coming in, hopefully I’m already making a casserole like lasagne and they can just throw it in their oven and keep supervising the movers and unpacking.

Tonight I helped someone who was moving out of the neighborhood. He needed a set of Allen wrenches and I asked “standard or metric?” Well, when he returned them 1/2 hour later he brought a lovely bottle of French wine as a thank-you. Otherwise he would have been gone two hours to buy the tools that were probably already on the moving truck.

One thing I stick by, even though people remove it before new residents take their place is toilet paper. I always leave a roll in each bathroom because I know what it’s like to be sipping diet Coke and water for 8 hours and finally get to a new home.

I know how to expertly tape a box and the importance of uniformity of boxes on the truck, especially to keep dirt and dust out on an ABF truck which are now insulated so a tarp doesn’t have to go down first. Also, a well-used professional tape dispenser saves hours, especially if there’s enough embedded tape on  the cutter that it’s just a wrist snap away. Carpal tunnel, no but arthritis, yes.

Labeling is key. Home, Car, Storage (like AWD tires in the winter and Snows in summer), et al in colors with a letter. Then I always label by room and have post-it’s for every door. MBR, LR, Den, et al. We always take dog food, picnic food and OTC drugs like Ibuprofen in a box in the car. Along with the dog on her 4″ orthopedic bed, of course; not that she’s spoiled.

We moved once with a museum curator taking care of the art, a lawyer with furniture coverings, and other experts. The curator told me to leave her alone so I only made lemonade and snacks for our captives. She would be pleased to know that I’ve had many things framed over the years and may even approve, even though none are 3-D.

As I see it, life is always an adventure. It is always a joy to meet new people from different places and expand our horizons. Cheers, Dee

Tuppence

Feed the birds, tuppence a day. That’s four cents last I was in jolly old England. It paid a family to waste two pence per day for the joy of feeding the birds, rather than placing everything in the bank.

A kind word, a good deed, tuppence it is for me. I know that while happy, it was a sad tale Mrs. Travers told and I hope to see Mary Poppins, the movie and again, very soon. Dee

 

How Do You Know?

I see Amy Adams singing and dancing through Central Park asking that question. For real people, it doesn’t come that easily.

In a serious relationship, I was supposed to marry two weeks after college graduation. I called it off because I needed to know myself and be able to fend for myself before I could attach myself permanently to someone else.

Bridal magazines show couples snuggling on a sofa reading the newspaper or doing a crossword puzzle together. That’s not how it works. It looks pretty in photos but that is not life.

Life is having the occasional disagreement, surprising one another every once in a while (we don’t do birthdays or holidays, especially the Hallmark Valentines Day).

Life is walking the dog. Walking on ice and holding his arm. In the summer just knowing when to hold hands without even looking at each other.

In our first week of dating my husband challenged me in terms of what I wanted in a relationship. I said I never wanted an engagement ring because that’s not fair. Also that a relationship is about a marriage, not a wedding.

We eloped a year later. I planned it in five days and we found a secret, illegal venue 24 hours before the event. I got two 18K gold rings on the internet and rented a dress and tiara.

It’s more than watching Star Wars IV on tv, when we walk we both know when I need to take his arm or hold his hand and it comes instinctively. We don’t look, or ask, we just know. Let’s hope other brides and grooms aspire to this level of closeness. Cheers and happy couples all! Dee

ps Dee, should I (put on the humidifier, walk the dog, turn over the steaks), yes, dear, without even knowing the substance of the sentence verbally I know it.

Bacon and Butchers

Over the past few months we’ve take on a bacon odyssey, which is apt as I did once sail the seas of Odysseus.

My husband started with Black Forest, which looked ugly to me, a cooking school grad, but tasted delicious. Recently our Whole Foods Market has started making bacon and we’ve been trying the new varieties.

Many are sliced on the #2 blade width which most people would see as 1/4″ and they have to go in a pan, cooked slowly. No microwaving this bacon, it’s too darned good! When your bacon is good and done, drain it but save the drippings for other uses. What? Potatoes rosti and others. That’s another post.

Now our Whole Foods is not just drying beef, it’s making bacon. So far we’ve tried the Black Forest (great), Maple, Savory which are very good, and now the Cinnamon.

Yesterday I told my favorite butchers that I saw Bobby Flay on TV putting cinnamon on bacon. I just thought that was crazy. Then my butchers said they had a cinnamon bacon now and would I like a slice to take home. Yes. I cooked it for my husband this morning and had a bite. Heaven.

I want to ask them to call it “Je ne sais quoi” bacon which pretty much means don’t ask what’s in it, just taste it and you’ll have that bacon vibe you can’t get enough of anywhere, at any time.

That’s how I grew up. My aunt was an English teacher who catered in summer, mainly for us as we had to throw two parties a week for donors and lecturers or musicians, writers et al. Aunt L’s rule was to taste first, ask ingredients later.

That’s how I came to love Roquefort cheese and other items. Cinnamon and bacon. Go figure. I knew what was in it and tried it anyway. Thank you Aunt L and my butchers. I am the only person who brings in meat to our butchers that I’ve transformed for them to taste, be it chili or beef carbonnade.

Thanks to everyone at WF from produce to meat to deli and cheese. As we’ve moved around the country, you’ve always been in our lives. OK I confess, whenever we’ve moved, it has always been a short distance of WF. That is a component of our relocation strategy. Thanks for the cinnamon bacon! Cheers, Dee

Food Safety

A local restaurant reporter let health inspectors into her home to check if a home kitchen would meet restaurant standards.

Let me say that my first concern in my own home is cross-contamination. I also keep temperatures in mind in frig and stove/oven. For the first, I always cut vegetables for a dish before a protein and sanitize the cutting board in the dishwasher.

It is easy to serve food for two, hot on the plate, even though a roast must rest a few moments before cutting. I would have several violations. I do keep a tea towel over the oven rail and occasionally dry my hands on it. But I wash ten tea towels per day on a lean day, and if I’ve touched protein I use a paper towel that is on a spindle, not laying on the counter.

I do keep meat above veg in the frig because that’s how our frig is designed. The meat drawer is sealed and doesn’t drip onto anything else. My biggest problem these days is no matter the temp I make the frig, my veggies freeze in their downstairs frig departments. Potatoes, carrots, greens, frozen.

Another concern was having prep space too near the sink. Well, we don’t have a professional kitchen and I’ve little counter space so my cutting board is about 24 inches from the sink. Also putting dishes in the “hand sink” well I don’t have a “hand sink” and do wash my hands repeatedly in the kitchen. Another violation because in a NYC apartment with 500 sf and two burners I don’t have a separate “hand sink” that’s ridiculous.

I worked in a restaurant for two days, a high-end hotel restaurant that made me wear the uniform of a 300 lb. male cook that was fired. I had to find a rope to hold up the pants. Their hand wash sink was stacked with cans. There was nowhere to wash, and my only duty for 8 hours, for those two nights when I went on other interview days, was to scrape cheese off French onion soup bowls after they went through the dishwasher. All this after I spent my life savings on cooking school. I quit and they never paid me. If I ever went back, I’d never eat there.

Seeking the advice of other cooks, I look forward to what you have to say. Keep your minds and knives sharp, and watch for cross-contamination. Dee

Just The Wife

Over 11 years ago when we married I placed my husband on a bank account I’d had for five years. Now when I rarely call about an issue, like a waiter stealing my husband’s card number and trying to charge thousands of dollars, they say they cannot talk with me without my husband’s approval.

Newlyweds. Place your names on everything. If something happens to your spouse, heaven forbid, if your bank, cable, electric. gas, water, sewer won’t talk to you without your spouse’s authorization, you’re up a creek without a paddle.

I’m retired now but worked my entire life and made a big mistake when we moved here two years ago. My husband came into town for a conference then flew home and we drove two cars cross-country. I put everything in his name because he’d have to sign for things in those two weeks. BIG mistake.

For these two years every time I’ve an issue, rare, I have to wait until he gets home, I call the number, he says the last four of his SSN and birth date and says, “I’m going to give you to my wife, here is her SSN and birth date and she is to be put on the account and has every right to do anything on our behalf. Here she is.”

Do not allow this to happen to you. Luckily when I make a mistake, I learn from it and never let it happen again. Yesterday I talked to his work. We’re married and file taxes jointly. The company changed hands a few months ago and our tax information is confusing.

I called the company to ask about what happened with deductions when they fired everyone then made them sign papers on the spot re-upping with the new company. No spouses were allowed, as it was an impromptu secret meeting. My husband signed papers I never saw.

They were very kind when I called yesterday but due to “social situations” I’m thinking divorce, they would not send me our deduction information for last year. In a pinch, I asked if it could be emailed to my husband with something that just said “Please forward to Dee.” Well, I got it, but am still “just the wife” which I hate because I’ve had a career for years. Just because my bank or our cable or electric company don’t get it, I’m retired and I pay the bills. My dear husband did send his company some version of a power of attorney so I could receive the tax information I should be providing in the first place with the knowledge of who we are and what we have and what the IRS needs from us. Cheers? Dee