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Homage to San Lorenzo

As I equip my new kitchen and find space for all the things I’ve collected over the years, I’ve also decided on a “theme.” No, I do not have but would like a statue of San Lorenzo in my kitchen.

In the meantime the Virgin Mary is looking after me. Leonardo da Vinci’s version. Yes, a framed, $5 poster I got at a tourist shop in Florence.

Tonight I made a simple dinner for new friends and neighbors. They just moved in, too, so didn’t mind the dining table not being set up and we ate in the living room with our dog and their dog running around like crazy.

I made skirt steak with chimichurri sauce, roasted red potatoes with rosemary, heirloom cherry tomatoes raw, some jicama slaw I made last night, and corn on the cob. We finished with ice cream with blueberry sauce and fresh raspberries.

Jicama Slaw a la Dee

Shred 1 small or 1/2 large jicama and one large, peeled carrot. I added 2T chopped cilantro, more thinly sliced scallion, and 1/2 diced jalapeno before adding the juice of a lemon, salt, pepper and a bit of olive oil. It was even better tonight, had mellowed flavors in the frig overnight.

It looks festive and tastes bright and summery. Oh, the heat finally broke today. We went out for BBQ for lunch (baby backs, yum) and it was 72 instead of 95, and got to eat at a picnic table outside.

This is one strange town. People honk horns for no reason, are mean for no reason, but then you go to lunch once at the Smoke Shack and sit at the bar for the sampler plate and two weeks later, the barkeep comes out just to say hello.

Even the art museum we went to a few weeks ago called me the other day to thank me for becoming a member. I said she should call my m-i-l because she paid for the membership, but it was really nice of them to call.

And then I picked up my car yesterday after an unfortunate incident with a concrete impediment in our incredibly tight parking garage. My insurance company rep was in touch daily, there was a glitch but the shop put everyone in separate corners and told them to play nice and my car looks great!

In case you haven’t noticed, unless FEMA’s involved I’m a glass half full kind of gal. I always believe the best in people until they prove otherwise. Yes, it gets me hurt. But with the Blessed Mother looking upon me, drawn by Da Vinci’s hands, my kitchen is my refuge, my center, my way of making my husband, dog and guests happy.

The other design element is a decorative rod with all the tea towels my m-i-l embroidered as a girl, several with coffee motifs, the rest herbs.

We want to get rid of these boxes and have a home that friends and family and colleagues can visit, often. Oh, and if you find a statue of St. Lawrence (San Lorenzo) at a flea market let me know. Mangia bene. Dee

Happy Independence Day!

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Loneliness

After my husband built me a pantry in our month-old place, I found at the top of a metal utility cart, for safety’s sake, I stored Andrew’s Dish. It is behind a very strong box holding the Italian Majolica serving-ware my Dad got us for our wedding nearly ten years ago. I can’t unpack it because I have to get rid of other boxes first and set up the dining room table.

Yes, I know, it’s complicated. Initially in the move I placed everything I didn’t want to break in this niche. Now Andrew’s dish is lonely and well out of reach because there’s a dolley there too.

Now I’m thinking of recipes that will fit Andrew’s dish. My 8×8 Pyrex dishes are great for lasagne for four. I’m thinking I’ll have to learn to make date squares.

I don’t bake, but don’t want Andrew’s dish to be lonely. We’ve asked him to come and pick it up and maybe he will someday. Or we could just fill it with a local treat and mail it back, but I don’t think beer or brats will do the trick.

We’ve guests coming in later this month and want to get some boxes out of here and reach up to get the very safe Andrew’s Dish and make brownies? Any ideas out there? I’d measure it but can’t reach it. But it’s safe, Andrew. Cheers to our pal from Down Under, and his traveling Dish, Dee

Bureaucracy

Several years ago after a layoff and going on COBRA, we filed taxes and our online tax software provider assured us everything was in order. Well, now states are looking at old tax returns and finding glitches.

Ours related to COBRA and we had it audited by the software provider and they said we owed so we’re paying. There is no grace period and no way to assure that a check gets there on the first of the month.

They have a horrid website that they’ve “fixed” and now it’s even worse. After both my husband (a software engineer) and I spent six hours this weekend trying to pay $100, I sent an email to tech support and one to the major domo of tax payments.

Major Domo got back to me this morning saying that no matter the problem I had no excuse for paying my taxes late and that I had to call “collections” to discuss the matter. It doesn’t matter that they don’t answer the phone on weekends nor do their automated phone or computer systems work at all.

I made the call, everything is hunky dory, I bypassed their computer and phone systems and we agreed to have some soft sparkling apple juice when this matter is concluded. Major Domo’s feelings were hurt that I thanked him for harassing a paying taxpayer who lives out of state, but we reconciled so he can have a glass of apple juice, too.

Inflexible people, mainly, unless you get the right ones. Horrible government websites designed and maintained by morons. No idea of customer service. My auto registration is up at the end of the month and there are endless ways to get a registration in my new state. Can’t wait for that challenge! Happy 4th. No holiday here and we may not even be able to see the fireworks but that’s OK.

We’re glad our bureaucrats are safe and sound in Washington, all 50 states and all the cities and towns in America. Yes, things wouldn’t run without you, but we pay your salary so please try to be nice once in a while. Thanks, Dee

Turkey vs. Chicken

Yesterday around 6 p.m. while I was home making dinner my husband took the dog for a walk after I fed her. A block from the beach in a public park with large tot lot walked a Tom, yes a male wild turkey, strutting around for everyone to see.

He called me and asked me to run down with my camera, but alas, I was in the midst of an elaborate cold dinner preparation so he used his iPhone and got a few blobs. Sorry.

While our dog Zoe was on a long leash, Jim was looking at the turkey and she was hunting around in the bushes for some old rancid chicken. Jim got the bone out of her mouth and didn’t tell me about it…

until 5:00 this morning when she vomited twice in our bedroom. She’d already awakened me once to get up on the bed at 3:00 and I couldn’t get back to sleep because the sun was coming up and we’re missing a bedroom shade so it’s bright as day in there.

Jim came out to get me in the living room and I found the Nature’s Miracle and a sponge and towels and cleaned it all up.

In the end both had an adventure: Jim got to see a live wild turkey in a public park a block from Lake Michigan; and Zoe got to scarf up some rancid chicken and toss her cookies hours later. Great end to a weekend! Dee

Brace Yourself

I ironed this morning. I haven’t ironed in years but had a good reason to do so. More than one, actually. I took out my trusty Rowenta I haven’t seen in over three years! Auntie L is a veteran ironer (even does undergarments as did the late Auntie J), and she has a Rowenta I’ve used at her home and it’s done wonders for my summer linens.

Also it was the top of the line on Consumer Reports and I was sick of lackluster results from the under $10 variety of irons.

When my m-i-l visited a couple of weeks ago she brought cotton and linen tea towels she had embroidered years ago. A slew of herbs, some coffee-related, then Auntie L’s finds over the years. None of them can take my husband’s stains or daily washing.

So, I decided to put up a wooden dowel over my personal jetted soaking tub (I say mine because guys are pigs, normally, and also most guys don’t want to sit in their own filth). Gals, on the other hand, welcome a hot bath and emerge renewed to make dinner or take care of husband, kids and pets.

Here they are, some of my favorite herbs and they’ll keep me calm and soothed in perhaps a colloidal oatmeal bath, as soon as I donate the bath towels I’ve been given since I went off to college at age 17. That box is impeding bath time as it’s been sitting in there waiting to go to St. Vincent de Paul for two weeks now! Enjoy the day. Dee

Tea towel display

Google and Cats

Google’s neural network used 16,000 computer processors to enable a computer to identify… a cat. They’re showing off their research in Scotland this week.

I told the NYTimes that I can identify a cat in an instant, without the need of 16,000 computer processors.

It’s asking my dog out for a walk, or grooming saying “I didn’t do it” or “I do like you but won’t show it.” I asked Google to do a new study on the differences between men and women. No-one understands cats (but I speak Cat). Dee

ps this is dedicated to Nathan and Mickey Mouse, aka Mick Dundee, who taught me everything I needed to know about cats.

Four Things

There are four things I hear from the 15th floor overlooking sunny Lake Michigan. They are: car horns, folks here love to beep at people if they’re annoyed for a millisecond in traffic; squealing brakes, a lot of those at night; sirens, yep, a lot of them, too; and Harleys. In the home of the Harley-Davidson and brief summers, they’re out in force.

We don’t hear cars or people, just these things. We’re used to living at ground level (but 6.400 feet above sea level) and now we’re about 550 feet above sea level and can breathe real air and have some humidity in it. Not Houston humidity, that’s over 90% most of the time and we were living at three feet above sea level there and when the Bayou rose, it took out trees and Hurricane Ike flooded our building and garage.

I really miss the mountains. The Lake partly makes up for it but I miss our neighbors and pot luck dinners and knowing we had each others’ backs in a severe winter storm. There were only a few of us there year-round in a resort community.

We’re not in a resort community now, but are getting to know the neighbors slowly, except out of seven on our new floor, two that we know are moving out at the end of the month! Hope it’s not that we’ve arrived three weeks ago.

While the sun comes up at 4 a.m. it does go over top of the building by 12-1, then later in the afternoon the sun shines from the other side onto the Lake and it reflects up so I have to put the shades down again.

Remind me, I have to make a trifle (pound cake, lemon curd/whipped cream and fresh berries) for the staff here. I now have two trifle bowls, one in storage. I’m thinking of having a “sale” of my duplicate kitchen equipment, encouraging folks to just come in and take something off the kitchen counter and leave a donation for a worthy charity.

So, that’s what life is like on the 15th floor. I don’t hear neighbors upstairs or next door but due to gaps around our front door, I hear every key in every lock in the other six units on this floor. I actually don’t listen for them, but a certain canine of ours does. And I say “Tchhhh (Cesar Millan) We have neighbors, get used to it,”

For the record, my husband took up balloons for work (he’s a software engineer and wanted candy in his desk for kiddos who visited but I told him to find something more unique so he started watching YouTube and ordering latex balloons from Sweden). Yes, I created a monster.

He has a presentation today out of town and made a Wile E Coyote as a “door prize” for a question well-answered. Our dog Zoe was OK with it when he started two summers ago, but has become more fearful and yesterday when he made two Elmo’s she got her 35 lb body all the way under our bed, underneath my pillows, to get away from the squeaking.

We decided he would not ever make balloons in the house when she’s present, or anywhere she is present. She has never been hit or kicked by her owners like my old dog was by the Deputy Sheriff, but if this balloon-making gets her that upset, I’ll take her home or elsewhere while my husband makes balloons for the kiddos. Oh, work has just drafted him to do their annual company picnic next month! He’ll have to practice and get up to speed elsewhere. Cheers, Dee

Door Number Three

You’ve won yourself a trip to …… Milwaukee, Wisconsin!!! [to the tune of Back in the Saddle Again] it’s Back to the Great Lakes again, folks.

Second prize was two weeks in Philadelphia, PA. I don’t know, I kept this title to use somehow and it doesn’t work here because we got a good deal and it wasn’t a contest, OK it was a work interview. But the sun came up at 4:12 this morning and the dog was whining, not to go out but for me to lift her up to the bed so she could get her beauty sleep. She’s the most rested creature I know.

I cheated last night and had my husband grill pre-made beef/cheddar burgers (outsides rolled in black pepper)  on our stalwart Coleman folding propane grill. We made the first one for the soldier who was on the desk last night pulling a double shift. Then we made ours, all with chips and fresh cherries from the market.

My baby, my car for five years, is in the shop because it somehow “kissed” a concrete pole in our incredibly tight parking garage. Ouch, poor baby. I’ve had her for five years and plan to have her for five more. For a nine year-old, the insurance guy says except for the dent and scratch, she looks great. I’ve all the papers since the day she drove off the lot in San Antonio. Every oil change, tune-up, tire rotation. So now I have a Chevy for ten days. It fits my spot.

We are living in a small city on a big lake, just like where I grew up. But I was on Erie, not Michigan. Accents are similar (Buffalo-area accents are harder) but I know all the names and they’re German, Polish, Italian, less Russian, Greek.

I see the church spires, not anymore because now I see the Lake, and know it is a Roman Catholic city, which should move me but it does not. I only go to Mass in Florence, Italy at Santa Croce. Hearing the Mass in Latin and the homily in Italian is preferable to hear how much I have sinned (I haven’t but the priests have, in droves). I prefer to talk with my God alone, without intermediaries.

In Salt Lake City there is the great Temple, the Stone of Scone of the LDS Church. Then there are Ward churches every few blocks. Few people leave their Ward, so marry at the Temple and settle down on the block next to their parents and grandparents and have 8 kids to perpetuate the faith, and tithing of 10%.

It’s nice, architecturally, not to see Mormon Ward churches everywhere, and I look forward to exploring some of the Catholic art and churches here and in Chicago and Indianapolis.

Eating is what we do a lot of. Three times a day we refresh ourselves with food. I cook my husband a hearty breakfast and dinner. He’s on his own during the week for lunch, but on weekends that’s our treat, lunch out.

We’ve been getting to know some of the restaurants in the neighborhood, the northern communities and downtown. We haven’t gone the “sausages and beer” route but we’ve liked a lot of places (check out TripAdvisor.com where I’m a Top Contributor).

So while my husband is from Texas, I’m Back in the Great Lakes, Again. Yee ha. Dee

Thank-You Notes

Few know the power of this old world treasure, the thank-you note. It costs the sender little but gives his/her host great pleasure.

We received my Great-Uncle’s Lebkuchen from Switzerland in early September but had to wait until December to see it, then until we all wrote thank-you notes to try some. It was stale but still we loved it. When I found it fresh years later in a specialty market the flavors were incredible. It wasn’t stale and I didn’t have to send a thank-you note!

But we had to write and post a thank-you note to Switzerland before we could open the treasure, and that it was, a treasure.

We recently received a very nice thank-you note from a young guest and can only guess that it was initially not of his own volition. There are certain social constraints for adults, parents and their children. The note was kind and I know he had a good, educational time with us.

My sisters and brother and I always had to write a thank-you note for everything. One time my brother was told to do so and addressed an empty envelope in protest. Unfortunately that was to our aunt, his godmother. Things haven’t been the same between them since that time.

After many years of walking with a dictionary on my head and learning what fork or spoon goes where on a table, I do appreciate my upbringing, and higher education, and that I was taught the proper way to do things.

I do believe that families should try to eat dinner together every night and talk about their days. Manners are essential to teach children how to deal with adults first as a child then as an adult. Manners must be taught with other age-appropriate childhood needs from their parents.

We always had to ask to be excused from the table so I’d ask and Dad would say “why would you want to put a monkey in the oven” and I’d say, “may I be excused” and he’d say something just as ridiculous. Then the neighborhood kids would call on him to play ball and his rule was that everyone, no matter age or gender, was included. So my sister and I got to play every game.

So, today I’m giving another thank-you to my Dad for being a stand-up guy and being sometimes too strict as we grew up. I was mitering at age seven, running a Toro riding mower at age eight. My husband thinks who knows what, except that my enchanted forest is something I want to see again.

Kids, write your thank-you notes. No-one does anymore so you’ll be special, in a good way. Your teacher, your mentor, your relatives, just say thanks for everything they do for you. Cheers, Dee