Zoe’s Secretary?

Yes, may I put on Sir Nigel for a quick follow-up question?

Of course, sir.

Zoe, this is Sir Nigel. I must have your opinion. The Pope has just resigned and asked me whether he should get a dog or a cat in his retirement. Of course I’m partial to cats, but thought your opinion might be useful.

Well, Sir Nigel, I certainly cannot see Cardinal Ratzinger out hunting or driving cattle so those breed groups are out. Cat, definitely, certainly one of the strays from around a local church would love to be neutered and have free food and kind attention.

Thank you, Zoe, brilliant!

Thank you for calling. Be in touch. See you next time I’m across the pond. Cheers, Z

2 responses to “Zoe’s Secretary?

  1. I’ve come across a new catnip I’ll send your way. Enjoy! Zoe’s secretary Dee

  2. I hear he’s bringing his books and his cats. No word on the piano yet.

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