Good morning, Mommy! It’s 5:30 a.m. and I just threw up on your bathroom rug. Please clean it up and take me out. I feel better already.
I was thinking of you only having to do one more load of wash today, said rug, so didn’t do it on the bed or carpet. I’m a good girl just got something nasty out of the bushes last night and probably a certain person who remains nameless gave me a couple of extra treats.
Out? Now! Of course I won’t do everything. I’ll make you take me out at seven, too, and won’t do anything of consequence then either.
OK we’re home and it looks like you’re making bacon and eggs for Dad. Hmm. Instead of lying down and watching you cook, I’m going to sit here and stare at you until you make me dinner. Stare looks like it’s working. The tea is done, juice is poured and while you have nothing for yourself, I’m NEXT! Yea!
Oh, thanks for dinner. Take me out again. I need to chase some squirrels. Love, Zoe The Hip-less Wonder Dog
Cooking with Dee 
Time for a nap, perhaps I’ll shed my newly-cleaned coat on the floors first. Sounds good. Zoe THW
ps from Mama Dee – do you think Zoe needs her own blog?
dlog? D