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One Dog Nights

Down south one never gets a “three dog night” as Great Lakes and other folk know it. Whether ithat term originated in the Australian Outback or with the Aleuts, it means a night so cold that one needs three dogs in bed to keep warm.

Of late we’ve had a couple of one dog nights. The rescue we took in a couple of months ago (dumped, abused and fearful) had a rough week. It took an overnight visit to get her spayed, a double dose of meds to get her calm in the back of my SUV and transferred to the vet clinic, and way too much tme driving there and back and recuperating.

Most dogs consent to a leash but not Sara, yet. So it was meds, which we tested. She took a test dose for a 45 lb. dog (she weighs 26 lbs.) and it took her 7.5 hours just to take a half-hour nap. She was loopy, but alert and cautious the entire time. So our vet had us double the dose for the three-hour trip to her clinic.

Instead of a cone of shame, we opted for a surgi-suit, but even Sara’s new owner M, the top-notch seamstress of quilting fame, was unable to make her one that would meet her needs, to not ride up and expose the surgical wound, keep the wound clean and allow for Sara to relieve herself outdoors without restriction. So she bought one, with the latter being an issue.

It’s now been six days since the surgery. Dr. V used surgical glue and absorbable sutures so that we wouldn’t have to trap Sara again and take her to a local vet for removal. She took off the suit herself, yesterday, and the sutures look fine. She’s no longer loopy and the pain seems to have subsided. Sara seems her happy self again, and doesn’t hate us for putting her through this, but we couldn’t have her attracting all the males in the neighborhood and getting pregnant.

The temperature dipped below freezing for a couple of nights. Sara now has a thick cardboard box sized for her and lined with three layers of area rug, clean and treated for the fleas she was diagnosed with. It’s covered with heavy plastic against the rain, and is placed in the coziest place in the carport where she can see everything important. The other day we added a “heating pad” comprised of a rectangular 1 liter plastic juice bottle filled with hot water. She liked it and stays in there a lot on cloudy days.

Keeping to the farm ethos, every eight hours the bottle (two now as we added a 2 liter Dr. Pepper bottle on a really cold night) needs refilling so the cold water is dumped back in the garden. We haven’t had much rain so the hardy red lettuce and kale are still growing and their roots need sustenance as well.

So, if there are any inventors out there willing to make a surgi-suit that allows rescue dogs to do their thing without being taken out on a leash, we’re willing to try it. If we can catch Sara again, that is. She’s actually accustoming herself to all people not being evil. At first, I picked up a tennis ball and went to throw it for her and she thought I was going to hit her with it. It took a few weeks but when the light turned on in her smart little brain, she found that play was indeed fun.

So now we have my in-laws’ outdoor patrol dog Sara formerly of the Flea-Ridden, and Princess Lulu of the indoor Secret Service. Bored with real life indoors, Lulu is considering applying for a job as a quality assurance tester for Indestructible Dog Toys, as within five minutes her latest was breached on the nose and both front paws. It used to look like a speedy hare, not so much now.

Life on the ranch. With Sara’s spay out of the way, in a couple of weeks when she has truly forgiven us, we may try to use Lulu’s indoor bath routine on her so she’ll be clean at least once in her life. Once the vet’s exterior flea treatment has worn off and she’s on a pill form of flea-tick prevention like regular dogs. It’s a thought. As I’m told, ranch dogs don’t get baths. We’ll see.

Merry Christmas to you and yours, and peace on earth to men and women of good will. We’ll need that last part in 2025! Today I thank my in-laws and everyone else in this world who has taken on a rescue. God bless you. Dee

Moonshine and Memories

When I was nine, our next door neighbor, a high school girl, was hired by my parents to teach me to ride a horse. She rode a beautiful quarter horse named Chips, and I got the pony, Pickles. Pickles was like the Asgardian Loki, an inveterate trickster. He specialized in things like stepping on my foot while I was learning to put on his saddle, things that embarassed me to no end.

One day I was tasked to leave Chips’ side and walk along two sides of the field behind our house, then trot diaganolly back. All was going well until we hit the diagonal return. Pickles galloped all-out, then nearing our driveway, stopped on all four hooves (think cartoon-style) whereupon I catapulted over his head and into a sandbox. He then proceeded back to his home down our 1.4 mile driveway and interrupted a dinner party. Seeing Pickles alone meant that he threw someone, again, so the entire party made their way up our drive to make sure I was OK. I haven’t been on a horse since that day.

So now, for over fifty years, I’ve had a healthy respect for, and fear of, horses. But at age 30 I was gifted a five week-old kitten and I knew nothing of cats but learned quickly. So the other day, we brought my in-laws’ new dog (dumped near their ranch a couple of months ago) to a major city to be spayed. It was an overnight trip and we had dinner with the vet who would be doing the surgery, my husband’s cousin. We trust her implicitly as she took out the hips of our first dog over 20 years ago when she was diagnosed as a pup with the worst hip dysplasia any vet had ever seen. A few months later, after growing her own hips from cartilage, our “new” pup was cornering around trees and beating Golden Retrievers to the tennis ball!

We had a couple of hours to kill before dinner so got a tour of their property, which includes a number of dogs and cats, a rare lizard, at least one snake, horses and one donkey. Oh, and a rescued American Alligator. In their pond. OK’d by Fish and Game, for now. A third-generation horse with one eye was the first to come up to say hello and I must say I didn’t feel any fear. I petted her and we got along great. She even nuzzled my hair. It was quite the pleasant, if messy, experience! I know that one is not supposed to show fear to any companion animal as their senses are very attuned to it, and I passed the test! About time, Dee. Horses are such magnificent animals that to never touch one again in my lifetime would be a shame.

It’s now 48 hours after spay surgery and the patient is out and about, still not eating and sluggish from all the drugs but definitely on the mend. Which fits into another story. Since my in-laws moved here (the big city metroplex flooded the home they built decades ago for a reservoir) they’ve had a few unusual guests. There’s a prison in town and they tend to let their paroled inmates go just before suppertime, with just a plastic grocery bag of their belongings, nothing in their stomachs and no phone call to friend or family. A few miles from the jail, this is the first house they see to the south, so they knock on the door and ask for a ride to the nearest town 15 miles away, or to use the phone to call a ride.

The in-laws were out of town yesterday and my husband was locked away on a zoom call. Our princess of a non-guard dog Lulu was barking indoors and the stray rescue was in solitary recuperating outside and there came a knock at the front door. He was very polite. I had bread in the oven and dinner in prep stage and declined to drive him to the next town as my f-i-l had done “last time.” But after locking the door I got my phone and let him call his sister for a ride.

Later, when the folks were home for dinner I told my f-i-l that his prison buddy had returned for another ride. They joked that my principal job now on the ranch is to get any strays spayed or neutered. So, parolees, if you want a ride, phone call or free meal, Dee will have to make sure you’re neutered first! Hey, it worked for me when I was single and not interested in a particular suitor. What are your hobbies, Dee? “I help spay and neuter feral cats on weekends.” His hands instinctively cover his groin. There’s another unwanted date taken care of. Phew! Glad I found my husband of nearly 22 years so I don’t have to go through that charade anymore.

Life on the farm, never a dull moment. Perhaps I’ll even get to ride a horse before we leave this burg. For now I’ve Moonshine, and memories. Cheers! Dee