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How NOT To Train Your Puppy

Yes, I’m a fan of the dragon movies. First we should start with what “normies” do in selecting and training a new pup.

First, the family has the umpteenth dinner conversation about getting a pup. Mom finally relents, knowing that she’ll be ultimately responsible and the de facto owner once the kids leave for college.

Family chooses the breed, etc. and loads up on accessories depending on situation (indoor/outdoor, size for collar and bet et al). Wee wee pads are purchased.

Puppy comes home with new name and promises for potty and obedience training to begin asap.

Lots of hugs and family photos. Day one goes OK. Months follow, pup becomes family dog, is potty trained, and knows a few basic commands. Life goes on.

Now here’s how to NOT do it.

Abused, emaciated pup is dumped in front of a farm, calls go out to find a home and no-one will help, including Animal Control (1/2 mile in the country outside district) and Humane Society. Efforts are made to socialize the pup, finally being able to hold up a hand to pet without pup thinking she’d be hit.

Outdoor pup gets chic plastic-covered DeWalt tool box as doggie den, patrols property around house religiously and visits neighbors from time to time.

Little yellow pup gets a name and collar. Goes into heat and is immediately targeted for sexual conquest by neighboring farm dog. Closest spay date possible nearby is three months out, not a possibility. Drive three hours for an overnight in Big City to have spayed at our old vet. Unable to catch her routinely, absorbable sutures are used and medications are given in treats/food. “Come when called” is not an option… yet.

Ten days after surgery, healing is complete and Sara (after Hall & Oates song Sara Smile, because she’s a happy, well-fed semi-feral pup now) goes visiting on her own.

On New Years Day, Sara is viciously attacked by an unknown dog, and is found lying motionless in the front yard. Infection sets in immediately, with inordinate swelling leading to drainage and necrotic tissue. Princess Lulu’s huge metal crate is commandeered and space set up in a warm room for convalescence.

Many wee wee pads are purchased. Sara will not eat or drink. Over the next three weeks she recovers slowly, depending upon humans for all food and water, epsom salt baths, and several weeks of strong antibiotics. During the second week she tries to wag her tail. End of third week and skin and bones again, she’s slowly scampering on a leash, still unable to use fully the necrotic leg.

What we know is that she likes and trusts certain people, hopefully has a healthy fear of large dogs that are not her BFF Princess Lulu (our 36 lb. dog), comes to us but doesn’t associate it with the command Come, does not bite us or complain one bit about her condition, and is finally flea-free and bathed within an inch of her existence.

The future holds promise if the leg heals enough to be used. I’ll continue to put in the time and effort, as she has stopped soiling the crate in favor of being carried out to the grass, and only uses the pads for shredding or piling in the corner if dirty. She’s neat! And despite all odds she has a will to live that is enviable.

That said, it’s not the easiest way to potty train a pup. But in a pinch, it works. Neuter and spay, the kindest way! Cheers, Dee

The Art Angel

Years ago, I went to the Milwaukee Art Museum, known around town as “the Calatrava” because of its bird-in-flight modern design by the noted architect. In the gift shop, I found a little aluminum slug with an archangel on one side, a bas-relief of sorts. I picked it up and put it in the chest pocket of my cotton knit vest where it stayed for a long time. The last time I washed the vest and laid it out to dry, the Art Angel was no longer there.

Sara, the rescue dog we’ve been caring for the past couple of months was spayed three weeks ago. Nine days ago, after she was nearly healed from the spay, she was severely attacked by another dog in the country neighborhood, who we do not know. But she made it home and laid, motionless, in the front yard until I saw her. Puncture wounds are nasty, so even though we cleaned her up, the leg swelled massively due to infection and just today, thanks to antibiotics, the swelling began to subside.

Poor sneaky, slippery outdoor Sara has been in a crate all that time, not eating much and having a generally miserable time of it. Epsom salt baths every day. Antibiotics hidden in sausage meat. I finally made her a meat loaf yesterday because she’ll only eat out of my hand and not much at that. An outdoor dog forced indoors because of the freezing weather (it’s snowing in Texas today), I don’t know how she’ll feel about human companionship if she gets through this. She’s not potty trained so we’re going through wee wee pads like crazy because she can’t move around yet.

Last night she ate her new prescription pill (in a sausage ball) and perked her head up a bit. Her tail wagged slightly. This morning when I went in to check on her she was perky, wagging her tail, and ate two whole slices of meat loaf! The swelling looked like it was going down a bit, and as I was cleaning up I found a small piece of foil on the floor to throw away.

Except it wasn’t foil. It felt funny joining the dirty wee wee pads et al I was taking out to the trash, so I turned it over. It was my long-lost Art Angel. It had been watching over Sara all night, having fallen out of the secret pocket in the jacket I was wearing. Things are looking up in Sara-land! Let’s hope it stays that way, as I can’t wait until she bounds out of Princess Lulu’s crate and goes back to patrolling the farm. Hopefully she’ll not be calling on the neighbors again. She had been poorly treated by her original owners, then dumped so was understandably untrusting of humans, but it appears that other than her new best bud Princess Lulu, some of the neighbor dogs don’t like this 26-lb. sweet mutt very much. Not very friendly for country folk. Wish us well as we go through this challenging phase and hopefully have a happy, healthy spayed pup in the end. Cheers! Dee

Le Avventure della Principessa di Campania

Ok, I’m a city dog. I lived in a tall apartment building up North. Spent my life there, using elevators, meeting friends daily at the Park, inviting guests for social hours during COVID when our parents couldn’t socialize with each other. My frozen raw food was delivered. Peanut butter Kongs were always in the freezer and I loved the maintenance guys, they were way cool and let me jump on them to say hello.

Now I’m out in the country on a temporary basis, at least I hope it’s temporary. I’ve always been a wash ”n wear kind of gal and Mom brought along the shower attachment so I still have bi-weekly baths with my hole-y towels (I get to “kill” the dog towels after each bath, my reward) so no change there, but dogs are treated differently in the country. First off, some get dumped on others, thrown out car windows to fend for themselves. We got one of those the first week we were here, and she’s had a tough time of it.

But more about the newly-named Sara the Rescue Dog later. This is about me and country folk making fun of my Mom for having a spoiled princess. Like when the tractor mechanic saw the setup in Mom’s Acura (not exactly a farm vehicle). There’s a cargo net behind the back seat, an extra large 4″ thick orthopedic bed, and a tie-down so I can wear a harness and not be thrown if the car brakes suddenly. Oh, and two fans directed my way, thanks to the car battery. Too much? He got a kick out of that one. So did the guy who inspected the car so Mom could renew her drivers’ license here.

I brought a winter coat and a raincoat, plus Mutt-Luks in case it snows, which it may do this week. Mom bought the rescue dog a coat the other day but she can’t wear it yet. Sara was abused and abandoned until she found the home of my Grandma M and Grandpa J. She’s always afraid of being hit, and when she came she didn’t even know how to chase a tennis ball, just thought it was going to be thrown at her. Sad tale, she hasn’t told me much about it.

Three weeks ago my folks had to drive all the way to Dallas to get her spayed. My folks were told that the local vet couldn’t get her in for three months and she was in heat with regular visits from the neighbor’s dog so it had to be done asap.

As soon as she was about healed from the spay, she was brutally attacked by another dog in the neighborhood and is still recovering. It’s freezing outside, down to the teens at night. Sara hates crates and leashes and relishes being an outdoor dog with all the freedoms that entails, so she’s usually the outdoor patrol and I bark at intruders from inside depending on which bedroom I’ve taken as my own for the day. Why my own bedroom, where I arrange the covers as I deem fit? I’m the Principessa!

So now Sara’s using my huge crate in the pantry across a breezeway, with a space heater, the crate filled with towels and wee wee pads so she can convalesce. Her rear leg is twice its normal size and she’s on antibiotics and epsom salt baths to draw out the poison from the puncture wounds.

I miss my new friend. We had a great time chasing each other around the yard and through the garden. I have to be on a generous zip line now because once Sara and that cad (her one-night-stand boyfriend) led me out onto the State highway where trucks were zooming by at 70 mph. My folks didn’t like that much so I’m now stuck in the back yard but it’s no fun without Sara playing fetch and tug.

I don’t care much that the locals make fun of me and my folks for being so citified. When we get back to civilization, maybe I’ll write more about it. Mom thinks I’m a pretty good writer. [only pretty good? I said excellent and you edited it, Dee, watch it or I’ll eat your sock]

Oh, the funniest thing is that Sara can’t walk on the leg yet so needs to be supported to go outside. The only coat Mom could find with a handle for support was the bright orange swim vest from my one (thank God) swimming lesson! The other day it was sunny and warm so my folks moved the crate outside, and there was Sara, prone, wearing a new collar and tag, and sporting a bright orange life vest on Christmas week! Imagine if the tractor mechanic saw that, Grandma and Grandpa would never hear the end of it!

I’ll let Dee write tomorrow. She says Happy New Year and she’ll come up with something good for all y’all to read. Thanks for your kind attention to my regal pronouncements. Lulu, the Country Princess