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“Curses, Foiled Again!”

Said the dastardly Snidely Whiplash of Dudley Do-Right, handsomely riding off into the sunset after his victory saving Penelope from being tied to the railroad track once again.

But wait, I’m the good guy in this story. After all, it’s my story. A while ago a little yellow dog was dumped at the farm, starving and evidently beaten for some time. She was terrified of humans but starving. I tried to find her a home, to no avail. She turned out to be a really nice dog so she stayed around, kindly patrolling the property in exchange for meals. She had evidently been much abused, starved and dumped. When I tossed a tennis ball she thought I was going to hit her. Carry a broom to sweep the garage? She slunk away to not be hit.

But before she came to stay, my father-in-law was so pleased at tricking her into the empty outdoor dog pen. He came inside to crow about his success when my m-i-l said, “oh, you mean that dog in front of the window?” In moments, this twenty pound dog had gotten over a 5′ chain link fence and back out into the yard. She was promptly named “Sneaky” for her elusiveness.

Time went on and she was re-named “Sara” because when she got through the gate and went into the pasture with The Three Amigos, young bulls who ignored her as she ignored them, she was jumping joyously through the tall grasses, a huge grin on her usually sad little face. It’s from Sara Smile, a seventies song by Hall & Oates.

A few months later the neighbor’s dog came calling, as Sara was in heat. In December we drove three hours to a family vet to have her checked out and spayed, on prescription drugs for the car ride because she was still semi-feral and always elusive. She had to stay in our dog’s crate for a few days until the sutures absorbed and she was well enough to roam outdoors again.

Just as she was well, we think she went visiting neighbors (each at least a mile away) or a big dog came around here because we found her, unable to move, viciously mauled. We called the family vet in Dallas, the bites were severe and infected, and Sara lived near death for a few weeks in Lulu’s crate in the heated pantry across the breezeway. Eventually the infection went away and she needed to learn to walk again.

It was evident that there was some nerve damage in the right rear leg, how much muscle she would be able to gein back was in question. When she started walking, she knuckled under, meaning that top of the right rear paw was used as her tread, and it was swolled, split and constantly bleeding and infected. I ordered non-slip dog socks with velcro enclosure. She bit off the socks and then the velcro.

The vet recommended a full-leg splint. It came in the mail and fit perfectly. She tore the velcro straps and began eating the shoe itself. I wrapped the leg in vet wrap over the shoe. She took it off.

A couple of weeks ago, she was allowed to wear the sock an hour or two a day, supervised, then the boot for the rest of the day. Into the pantry at night, boot off, sock on after a foot wash and antibiotic ointment. Sock came off by morning. Wrap spling and another day.

Last week she went to sock only. Sock came off. Sock with vet wrap. Off. Vet wrap only just to keep from reverting to “knuckling” when her muscles get tired. Off. Wrap with a piece of athletic tape. Works some days, others I find it in the yard.

So she does let me cut her nails and give her a bath but she’s got a buddy temporarily, in the yard with her on a zip line. She was very jealous for a while, even if I talked to the other dog or helped him back around a tree trunk he’d gone around one too many times. Now she sleeps in the pantry on a nice rug (no crate anymore) and she’s dying to get out in the morning, doesn’t even want to go back in if it’s raining.

Once Lulu got out of the house and was eager to go into the pantry with Sara. My hucband closed the levered door. A moment later, they were both running amok in the garden, having the time of their lives. Lulu knows how to open doors. Luckily she hasn’t taught Sara yet, however she’s taught her everything else from good things (it’s ok if a human pets you or tosses a tennis ball, that’s called a game in dog world) to bad (fetch means go get the ball and never release it to the human, at least without a treat).

I know that an animal is most vulnerable when eating, sleeping or pooping. Sara is safe now, and feels safer at night in the pantry, and near the house for the others. Yet it is I, the modern-day Snidely Whiplash, who is routinely foiled again in my efforts to keep that foot clean and healing. She is Dudley Do-Right and mostly wins the day. I guess that’s OK, saving her life, twice, shouldn’t demand thanks. It feels good that mainly she follows me around while gardening or walking Lulu like I’m the Pied Piper. But that would be another story.

We’re enjoying some rain today. We spent some time helping family an hour or so away, the other day. They got hit with a tornado, one of four that hit the area, and they still don’t have power. Their homes seem OK (pending insurance inspections) but many old oaks and pecans on the property didn’t make it and blocked driveways et al. We made sure they had driveway access, food, a compressor to run the frig and a few chain saws. One has to be ready for anything on a ranch in a rural area, especially with continually worsening weather. It doesn’t help that in this county not hit this week, Trump got 77% of the votes and that doesn’t help because climate change doesn’t exist and his economic policies are sound, at least until Medicaid, SNAP, now Medicare and possibly Social Security are cut.

Enjoy the summer! Dee

Big Sisters

Some folks like to characterize families by familiar stereotypes. Of course she did, she’s an only child. He’s acting out because his older sibling got all the attention. Of course she’s spoiled, she’s the baby. You’ve heard it all, I’m certain.

I’m the eldest. Yes, the most responsible. For everyone. Brought up by strict, I would say Teutonic because my father was German/Swiss, rules.

At first I always wanted an older brother, to protect me from bullies of course. But most of my life what I’ve missed is a big sister, someone I could go to for non-parental advice, someone who’s seen a bit more of life than I and could relate useful experiences.

When I got out in the working world, the real one after college (babysitting and summer gigs don’t count) there were no female mentors that I knew of. After a few years I finally got the best boss of my life, a woman, who let me actually do my job and grow in it. That was short-lived, however, and was followed by the absolute worst boss I ever had, a power-hungry megalomaniacal micro-manager who made my life a living Hell. She was female, as well.

Now that I’m all grown up and retired, I think of what my life would have been like with a sister as mentor in life and at work. I certainly would have made fewer mistakes, that’s a given. Perhaps I could have been a better mentor to my young colleagues if I’d had one myself.

Interestingly, I see it in the animal kingdom as well. For the past few months, we’ve been “adopted” by a discarded pup who has had some serious setbacks. She was abused and dumped here, afraid of human touch, ribs protruding with hunger, she craved affection but didn’t know how to get it. We think she was about nine months old as she came into heat a couple of months later.

Named Sara now, she is still an outdoor dog but does have a warm place to go on winter nights. I’d take “Princess” Lulu, my mini-Aussie apartment dog out for a walk on leash and Sara would copy everything Lulu did. I petted Lulu while she was standing still relieving herself and said “good girl” so that Sara would know that human touch and voices could be kind.

Sara was attacked on New Years’ Day by a big dog and the bites became infected immediately. She went through a horrible month of home-based ICU (Nurse Dee, here) and rehabilitation. She’s out and about now and we’re like proud parents watching her progress. She ate sitting up! She ate standing up for the first time! She walked, and the swelling is going down. Today, for example, she patrolled the house for the first time since her injuries. This is a major step, though she’s still dragging the leg quite a bit.

When she first came, in July, she started mimicking Lulu and would pee a few feet away, expecting verbal praise and petting for doing so. Same with #2. After the mauling and ICU (the dreaded wee wee pads) when she took her first steps she remembered that. Makes it easier for me to clean up, just one bag!

Similarly when Lulu was eight weeks old we had our first vet visit within 72 hours of buying her from the breeder 1,500 miles away. There were several stairs outside the vet’s office. Lulu learned to go up the stairs but there was an old dachshund about to leave the vet and go down the stairs. I asked the owner if we could watch. Downstairs went the Doxy, followed by little Lulu. How much time would it have taken me to explain it to her? All she needed was a mentor and she learned in a matter of seconds!

Mentors are so important. I’m getting more into volunteering in senior programs now and look forward to providing sought-after guidance for fellow volunteers given my decade of relevant experience. An important item to remember is not to over-share or be intrusive with advice that might be construed by the recipient as an intrusion. It’s important to be a good mentor, whether it be to siblings, colleagues or fellow volunteers. So be one! It’s gratifying to see a young person learn to fly and successfully solo! Cheers! Dee

The Terrible Lu’s

We all know how difficult two year-olds can be, and not just humans, so this is what we’re doing. We can’t go downtown this week because of the RNC Convention. Folks can’t drive to work or use the freeway near downtown. Even sailors on Lake Michigan are shooed away by the Coast Guard.

I’ve read that there are 100 police departments “helping out” during the convention. Four cops from Ohio have now shot and killed a Black resident a mile away from the convention site. They were sent home pending an investigation.

For safety’s sake, we’re staying away until the convention is over. It’s also been very hot and muggy, with thunderstorms every night so the dogs are restless. Lulu (full name Lucia) and I are voluntary neighborhood resources for puppy socialization and baby introductions. Lu loves the attention and gets along with everyone and she’s ideal for these activities since I can’t take her into most local hospitals/nursing homes because she eats frozen raw meat.

Last night we ended up with three Lu’s running around getting out the “zoomies” before bedtime. Our Lulu (miniature Aussie), an 11 month-old Great Dane and a thirteen week-old Boxer mix. Far from being terrible, they had a blast and were very well behaved. The young ones were working things out despite a great difference in size, and my five year-old watched over them with a new addition, a rescued Greyhound, the senior member of the club. The Terrible Lu’s are not ready to take over the neighborhood quite yet, but are on their way.

We were downstairs in a community space and everyone who entered our building took a look at the joyous play and grinned. Picture someone who had a tough day at work, or was stuck in convention traffic, taking their mind off their troubles to look at joy in motion. I love that our Lu can cheer a lonely senior, anyone, really. She can be demanding at times but also a fine companion. No, I’m not going to advise you to get a dog. That’s a personal decision and a real commitment. For me, it’s worth it.

Hug your pet today. If you don’t have one, hug your child. Haha. Dee

All Three Made It!

We moved last weekend. We still haven’t found our normal toothbrushes or silverware yet but I cooked for the first time (pre-formed meatballs, jarred spaghetti sauce) the other night. We haven’t started on our offices yet and bathrooms are still in disarray but my computer’s running and we have made a sideboard and two bookcases once those boxes get unpacked. At this rate it’ll be a couple of weeks.

Today is my pantry, knives, spice rack, coat rack and my husband’s new, still-in-the-box sit/stand desk which he’s excited to open. The cavalry is coming in in the way of my housekeeper and a friend so we’ll bang some tough things out. Like the bumpers on my dining table and my husband’s glass desk. The bumpers came off the furniture so he got new ones, we have to replace them, clean the glass and the movers put both glass tops on upside down so that’s a two-person job at least.

The first, pristine box I packed included the remains of two of the sweetest dogs I’ve ever known. Chani was an abused Golden/X from a shelter who I rehabilitated and had for ten years, and Zoe, another shelter dog, this one a pup, an Aussie mix who my husband and I adopted at five weeks of age and had for fifteen years. Chani is in the the heart of a teddy bear she found at a flea market sale in a local park. She just walked up to the largest stuffed animal she saw and picked it up in her mouth so for fifty cents I let her have it. A dear friend who is gone now, a milliner whose husband, a Navy Captain (ret.) married us, thought that bear would be a perfect final resting place. After scattering most of Chani’s ashes in her favorite park and planning a tree ceremonially (which is doing great!) she took a bit of the ashes in a little baggie and sewed them behind a red felt “heart” trimmed with lace and teeny beads.

When Zoe, our next dog, was a pup we moved next door to prove a point and a couple of friends came over to help carry things over. I told her that Zoe could have any of Chani’s stuffed toys save one, the teddy bear with Chani’s remains. Zoe shows up at our new place with my friend and a huge brown teddy bear sticking out of her mouth. “Look, Mommy!” Since then it’s been safely on a high shelf. Zoe died in Texas, while I was in the hospital three years ago. Her remains are in a small cedar box with nameplate and lock and key. We also have her paw print framed in a shadow box that hung in the kitchen over her food bowl, her favorite place in the house.

So now that my two favorite dogs were safely ensconced in a box and the move was on, I told Lulu, our young, dear headstrong full Mini Aussie that if she was good, she could move with us as well. Honestly, she might have been happy wandering the halls of our old tower, happy to be taken in by all the friends she met there! She made it, of course, and is getting used to the new place. I’ve only found two of her three beds so far and there’s not a shred of wall-to-wall carpet in the bedrooms (a good thing) so she’s looking for hangouts by the windows. Same view, well, similar, 300 feet further in from the Lake and 30 feet lower. But it’s a huge place and once we hang the quilts it should be less cacophonous. A better view, actually, with the two balconies and view of the bike trail below,

We needed the extra space for what has become a Zoom career and we just love the view and the old Olmstead parks that dot the shoreline. It’s city but not. It’s our home base for now. Hopefully it’s for a while because moving is a bear that I do not want to repeat anytime soon.

I called my housekeeper a “moving goddess” this morning as we talked time of day for her to slot us in. Two weeks ago she cleaned while her dear big sister helped me pack two sets of fine china and all the crystal. Nothing broke. One of my old-fashioned glass lemon reamers broke, but I’ve two others. I packed that one. Oops. All the china and crystal is put up, and I even have room for it! We’re down to probably thirty boxes to unpack. Most of them are books, office stuff and pantry items.

A couple of weeks and we should be able to entertain should we be up to the task. Lulu made it here. She’ll entertain before next week is out. Rue wants to come over for a play date, and we just met Jack, a toy Aussie just rescued last week. Her date book is filling up quickly and it includes an annual vet visit just before her third birthday on New Years Eve. I’ll be up to making cookies, perhaps chicken liver cookies this year, for her to give to friends on her special day. That’s something for a retired pet parent to look forward to. Back to work, must make breakfast for the gang. Cheerio! Dee

Cookies, Mommy!

Ask anyone I know. I do not bake. Perhaps it comes from the days when my mother was such a good baker and my younger sisters turned out to be as well. I like the savory stuff. Also, I have “hot hands.” In cooking that has nothing to do with body temperature. Just that some people are good at pastry and some melt butter at a touch. I’m the latter.

On Lulu’s second birthday I tried to take a stab at making doggie cookies, having found a basic recipe and then I’ll plan to try variations depending upon what she likes. Below, she wanted to help the first go-round. COVID said we couldn’t have a party, so we did the next best thing, made a bunch of cookies, put a ribbon on each and set a basket of wrapped goodies where all her buddies could grab one. This tray is being filled to go into the oven.

I tried with peanut butter first, as the main flavor ingredient. It’s messy but she loves it in all her frozen Kongs that she gets as treats. Here’s Lulu in a favorite spot. I think she’s quite pretty.

Lulu, age two. She’s unique for many reasons but one you can see is that her right eye is half-brown (on the top). She loved the idea of the cookies and the taste to begin, but she got bored with them after a while. In this recipe there’s one cup of what I’ll call flavoring, in this case creamy peanut butter. I added to that whole wheat flour, baking powder, water, a bit of honey and one egg. I buzzed it up in the food processor, turned it out on the counter, made it into a disc, covered and refrigerated it a bit. Then I rolled it out and cut it with Zoe’s old bone cookie cutter. Voila. I left them in a turned-down oven to dry out a bit.

I didn’t try it with liver because I didn’t want to smell the cooked liver on the stove or in the oven, but she’d probably like that best. I’ll wait for Spring until I can open the windows. Today’s attempt will be with pumpkin, canned (not sweetened). I’ll let you know how they turn out.

Lucia is Italian for “bringer of light.” She brought some into my life when it was needed. Our Zoe was 15 when she passed, we had her at six weeks and she was the sweetest dog in the world (except yours, of course). She was part Aussie and we really loved the personality. I’ve never had or wanted a purebred pet, dog or cat, but this time I wanted to see what a real Aussie would be like. We opted for a Mini, a full Aussie but bred from the smaller dogs. Thus Lulu, or just Lu now. Or Poopyhead or Dogma or Bunny or whatever is the name of the moment.

We were told she was a Mini, and that she was not a chowhound. She is as big as Minis get, and a chowhound. Forty-one pounds at last check. Cute as a button, still, but rather than being dainty, after playing with her six brothers through weaning we call her “Tank.” She is Zoe times ten. Zoe minus the helmet, brakes, turn signals and with a stubborn streak a mile wide. That’s our Lulu. She’s smart as a whip and can figure out how to beat any educational toy and eviscerate a stuffed animal in seconds. But it took nearly eight months until she was fully potty trained. Too smart for her own good. I will never be able to trust her with traffic. She knows all her commands but obeys them only when she feels like it or when there is a high-quality treat involved. At twelve weeks she knew all her stuffed animals by name. Go get Hedgehog, Easter Bunny, Piglet! Then she killed them all. Twice (I had sewed them up). Now she has one large squeaky ball that lasts a year, so she’s now on her second.

I thought she might like dock diving. She doesn’t like swimming so far. Agility? We haven’t tried, but there’s no way I’m traipsing around the country in search of blue ribbons. This Spring we may try testing her for sheepherding skills, but unless we move to the country and get a flock of goats or ducks she won’t be herding anything but us.

So I can try baking. Kneading dough is good for my arthritic hands, and we’ll see what Lulu likes best. Of course it’ll be the liver. Unfortunately those must be kept refrigerated or better yet, frozen because they go rancid quickly. I can saute chicken liver like I do for my chicken/apple/walnut pate, then perhaps mix it with some cottage cheese for the flavor component. No flambee for Lulu, however but I should make that (human) pate again as it’s quite good flamed with a bit of cognac.

But I digress. The good thing about dog baking is that I’ve a host of tasters close by. COVID-19 may have curtailed human activity for the past year, but Lulu has a rollicking social life with play dates nearly every day. One could say that tiring her out once a day keeps us both sane! Here, pups! Do you like the pumpkin cookies? Is Dee your favorite aunt? I see by your tail wag that’s a yes. Keep up the good work, we’ll let you know when we dogs have a consensus winner! Cheers, Dee the Dog Baker