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Hosting and Traveling

Yes, I like to think of my husband and I as good hosts. As in life, it’s all about knowing your guests’ needs and how to meet them.

Granted, things have gone crazy on dinner, with one being vegan and another gluten-free and my husband can’t eat anything that swims.

For overnights, we do have a guest room/office and separate bath. But that’s not what this story is about. My husband traveled for business last week, and I made him pack his bag mostly himself (I organized it) as he has not done so for 12 years.

He stole the travel pillow we bought for the dog several years ago. He left it at the hotel. I called the hotel and they found it and charged me to send it back. Then I found out he left his cell phone charger as well.

Tonight, a FedEx package arrived with Zoe’s travel pillow (she’s asleep with it now) and my husband’s iPhone charger. Thank you, Ruth! She is amazing.

Now we spent the weekend finding a replacement pillow, which he left on a plane yesterday and someone stole. Let’s see, three pillows in a week, one returned by FedEx for $25 and an extra $20 phone charger. Solo travel is getting expensive.

The answer is to add to the method. Always put the pillow in your suitcase or if you actually unpacked, into the underwear and sock drawer. Always place the charger in your laptop bag. Honey, you can do it. You usually sweep the room for me, you just don’t bother doing it for yourself because you’re on to the next thing and don’t multi-task.

In my life, will I ever understand the mental processes of a man? Even my husband of over ten years? Probably not. The not multi-tasking thing drives me nuts. He expects me to cook and talk and get him ice for a soda and feed the dog and it’s done. Venus and Mars, I guess. Dogma (one of Zoe’s nicknames) has been lifted to the bed so I should go before she jumps down to find me. She is a herder, after all. Cheers, have a good night. Dee

Traveling

When I write, after spell check and grammar, I like an unbiased person to read it, except here as I’m now old and wise. It was very smart for the legislature I worked for to put all of us analysts together so we could review each others’ work with an unbiased eye because we were each experts in a different area, so I could have Veterans’ Affairs review a White Paper while Education had me read theirs. I read years ago that the NYTimes writes for a sixth-grade audience. These are politicians so we aimed lower in order that complex matters could be explained in language they and their constituents could understand.

Now to travel. My husband has not packed a suitcase in 12 years. He makes fun of me for unpacking, giving him the top drawer because he’s tall, and me the middle one, hanging clothes, placing shoes in the closet and bringing a bag for dirty laundry. Oh, he makes even more fun of me for going to a Guest Laundry so I don’t have to come home and do three loads of wash like I’m doing today.

He stole my dog’s pillow, actually a human travel pillow we bought for the dog a few years ago that he wanted to use on the plane and in the hotel. He forgot it. Now he’s stolen my cellphone charger because he left that behind as well. This travel is costing us money, at least $20 to send back the pillow and phone charger if they find that.

Eyes, inexperienced eyes are key to safe travel. Two good things about my husband is that after I pack to go home, his inexperienced packing eyes and unbiased view look over the room so there are none of his socks are on the floor, or a hairbrush hasn’t been left by the bathroom sink. He’s good at that. Also, he keeps documents and as TSA always selects me (yes, nearly 55 but they still think I’m a terrorist grandma) he takes my laptop and purse and stands by while I go through the naked scanner, am patted down, then put through bomb residue testing.

All the while he’s got ten pounds of brisket and ribs on dry ice in carry-on and walked right through! Oh, isn’t traveling fun? This post goes out to Ruth in Phoenix for finding our stuff and sending it home. He’s on another business trip next week and we’ll see how many things he leaves behind. The Harleys are growling, all day and night. Cheers! Dee