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A Match Made in Heaven

We know an empty water tower in a minuscule town in the midwest that we actually thought of converting to a loft. Now there may be a use for it. We don’t own it but it’ll be a lot cheaper for the government to house Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan in the same place, and just send up food and take out the trash every week. Give them some green cleaning supplies (no sniff-able glue) and a swiffer cleaner and they can heal themselves out of the public eye for a few years. Sounds like a plan to me! Dee