They won’t let me contact them, Apple just told me someone’s been using my account, so I need to give them my phone (they have it), address, SSN, date of birth, my dog’s name, and everything so they can fix the problem remotely.
I am not remotely in their cloud computing universe. I don’t give anyone all my passwords, phone numbers, address, SSN, and credit card numbers with back of card info.
Don’t you worry, I’ll get to the bottom of this, as I believe it’s a hacker posing as Apple. Don’t bother turning in your grave, Steve Jobs. I’ve got this one.