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“Curses, Foiled Again!”

Said the dastardly Snidely Whiplash of Dudley Do-Right, handsomely riding off into the sunset after his victory saving Penelope from being tied to the railroad track once again.

But wait, I’m the good guy in this story. After all, it’s my story. A while ago a little yellow dog was dumped at the farm, starving and evidently beaten for some time. She was terrified of humans but starving. I tried to find her a home, to no avail. She turned out to be a really nice dog so she stayed around, kindly patrolling the property in exchange for meals. She had evidently been much abused, starved and dumped. When I tossed a tennis ball she thought I was going to hit her. Carry a broom to sweep the garage? She slunk away to not be hit.

But before she came to stay, my father-in-law was so pleased at tricking her into the empty outdoor dog pen. He came inside to crow about his success when my m-i-l said, “oh, you mean that dog in front of the window?” In moments, this twenty pound dog had gotten over a 5′ chain link fence and back out into the yard. She was promptly named “Sneaky” for her elusiveness.

Time went on and she was re-named “Sara” because when she got through the gate and went into the pasture with The Three Amigos, young bulls who ignored her as she ignored them, she was jumping joyously through the tall grasses, a huge grin on her usually sad little face. It’s from Sara Smile, a seventies song by Hall & Oates.

A few months later the neighbor’s dog came calling, as Sara was in heat. In December we drove three hours to a family vet to have her checked out and spayed, on prescription drugs for the car ride because she was still semi-feral and always elusive. She had to stay in our dog’s crate for a few days until the sutures absorbed and she was well enough to roam outdoors again.

Just as she was well, we think she went visiting neighbors (each at least a mile away) or a big dog came around here because we found her, unable to move, viciously mauled. We called the family vet in Dallas, the bites were severe and infected, and Sara lived near death for a few weeks in Lulu’s crate in the heated pantry across the breezeway. Eventually the infection went away and she needed to learn to walk again.

It was evident that there was some nerve damage in the right rear leg, how much muscle she would be able to gein back was in question. When she started walking, she knuckled under, meaning that top of the right rear paw was used as her tread, and it was swolled, split and constantly bleeding and infected. I ordered non-slip dog socks with velcro enclosure. She bit off the socks and then the velcro.

The vet recommended a full-leg splint. It came in the mail and fit perfectly. She tore the velcro straps and began eating the shoe itself. I wrapped the leg in vet wrap over the shoe. She took it off.

A couple of weeks ago, she was allowed to wear the sock an hour or two a day, supervised, then the boot for the rest of the day. Into the pantry at night, boot off, sock on after a foot wash and antibiotic ointment. Sock came off by morning. Wrap spling and another day.

Last week she went to sock only. Sock came off. Sock with vet wrap. Off. Vet wrap only just to keep from reverting to “knuckling” when her muscles get tired. Off. Wrap with a piece of athletic tape. Works some days, others I find it in the yard.

So she does let me cut her nails and give her a bath but she’s got a buddy temporarily, in the yard with her on a zip line. She was very jealous for a while, even if I talked to the other dog or helped him back around a tree trunk he’d gone around one too many times. Now she sleeps in the pantry on a nice rug (no crate anymore) and she’s dying to get out in the morning, doesn’t even want to go back in if it’s raining.

Once Lulu got out of the house and was eager to go into the pantry with Sara. My hucband closed the levered door. A moment later, they were both running amok in the garden, having the time of their lives. Lulu knows how to open doors. Luckily she hasn’t taught Sara yet, however she’s taught her everything else from good things (it’s ok if a human pets you or tosses a tennis ball, that’s called a game in dog world) to bad (fetch means go get the ball and never release it to the human, at least without a treat).

I know that an animal is most vulnerable when eating, sleeping or pooping. Sara is safe now, and feels safer at night in the pantry, and near the house for the others. Yet it is I, the modern-day Snidely Whiplash, who is routinely foiled again in my efforts to keep that foot clean and healing. She is Dudley Do-Right and mostly wins the day. I guess that’s OK, saving her life, twice, shouldn’t demand thanks. It feels good that mainly she follows me around while gardening or walking Lulu like I’m the Pied Piper. But that would be another story.

We’re enjoying some rain today. We spent some time helping family an hour or so away, the other day. They got hit with a tornado, one of four that hit the area, and they still don’t have power. Their homes seem OK (pending insurance inspections) but many old oaks and pecans on the property didn’t make it and blocked driveways et al. We made sure they had driveway access, food, a compressor to run the frig and a few chain saws. One has to be ready for anything on a ranch in a rural area, especially with continually worsening weather. It doesn’t help that in this county not hit this week, Trump got 77% of the votes and that doesn’t help because climate change doesn’t exist and his economic policies are sound, at least until Medicaid, SNAP, now Medicare and possibly Social Security are cut.

Enjoy the summer! Dee

One Fish, Two Fish

When I walked into the room, a young man immediately came up to me and asked if he could ask me a question. Of course! “What day is it?” I told him it was Wednesday. He said “no, it’s my birthday!” He was six years old and I congratulated him.

I proceeded to read the wonderful Dr. Seuss book One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish to the entire first grade class. Thus, my first foray into local volunteering.

It had been a long time since I’d read that particular book, and I didn’t recall how lengthy it was or how short is the attention span of a six year-old. I also did not recall locks on each classroom door, or a sign outside stating that every adult there has a gun and that these adults will protect the children. Now that’s scary.

Several of the children were quite vocal, all while being well-mannered. As I introduced the book I gave the author’s name, Dr. Seuss. One child called out “Like the Grinch!” Yes. “And The Cat In The Hat!” said another. Right again. I was impressed.

For the most part, they were interested, especially when I used the book to interact as in the character having one hair on his head and having to go and get it cut every single day.

They’re open, interested, wondering at the world around them. Not jaded yet. No grudges to pursue. It was an eye-opening experience for me, and also the day on which I received my second assignment.

I’m here temporarily, but I have experience in organizational development and volunteerism, having worked with a Cares/Hands On group for several years as a leader. Apparently I’m now a member of their leadership group. Now I’ve homework to do about the organization, and the area, and rural volunteering to be ready for my first meeting in less than two weeks.

I’d like to write for you a retrospective of the past few months and my brief foray into baking, with an experienced guide. Also the heifers and bulls, and what I see from my limited vantage point. But not right now.

I will give you an update on Sara the little yellow dog that was dumped on the farm end of summer. She’s healing from her dog bite-infected wounds and learning to walk on the injured limb. She hopped out of the crate for the first time yesterday, and for the first time since the attack she ate standing up. She’s eating for three to make up for earlier loss of appetite, and I put her on a zip line yesterday (it was finally warm enough for her to spend a few minutes outdoors in the sunshine) and when I returned a few moments later she had moved about 20′, hadn’t laid down to rest, and actually came about 30′ towards me before she got too tired to keep standing.

Progress! Her vet recommended physical therapy and I’ve just the place, a wheelchair ramp, then stairs. A few more weeks and she may be the sunny outdoor patrol dog we knew BDA (before dog attack). She’s still young and learning, but has great energy and when she decided she wanted to live, I took her on as a challenge.

We’re getting along fine in the countryside, or as the French would say “au milieu de nulle part” aka the middle of nowhere. Things are looking up work-wise and when I’m not playing dog nurse, I am now engaged as a volunteer helping the greater community as well. Keeps me off the streets! Cheers, Dee

How NOT To Train Your Puppy

Yes, I’m a fan of the dragon movies. First we should start with what “normies” do in selecting and training a new pup.

First, the family has the umpteenth dinner conversation about getting a pup. Mom finally relents, knowing that she’ll be ultimately responsible and the de facto owner once the kids leave for college.

Family chooses the breed, etc. and loads up on accessories depending on situation (indoor/outdoor, size for collar and bet et al). Wee wee pads are purchased.

Puppy comes home with new name and promises for potty and obedience training to begin asap.

Lots of hugs and family photos. Day one goes OK. Months follow, pup becomes family dog, is potty trained, and knows a few basic commands. Life goes on.

Now here’s how to NOT do it.

Abused, emaciated pup is dumped in front of a farm, calls go out to find a home and no-one will help, including Animal Control (1/2 mile in the country outside district) and Humane Society. Efforts are made to socialize the pup, finally being able to hold up a hand to pet without pup thinking she’d be hit.

Outdoor pup gets chic plastic-covered DeWalt tool box as doggie den, patrols property around house religiously and visits neighbors from time to time.

Little yellow pup gets a name and collar. Goes into heat and is immediately targeted for sexual conquest by neighboring farm dog. Closest spay date possible nearby is three months out, not a possibility. Drive three hours for an overnight in Big City to have spayed at our old vet. Unable to catch her routinely, absorbable sutures are used and medications are given in treats/food. “Come when called” is not an option… yet.

Ten days after surgery, healing is complete and Sara (after Hall & Oates song Sara Smile, because she’s a happy, well-fed semi-feral pup now) goes visiting on her own.

On New Years Day, Sara is viciously attacked by an unknown dog, and is found lying motionless in the front yard. Infection sets in immediately, with inordinate swelling leading to drainage and necrotic tissue. Princess Lulu’s huge metal crate is commandeered and space set up in a warm room for convalescence.

Many wee wee pads are purchased. Sara will not eat or drink. Over the next three weeks she recovers slowly, depending upon humans for all food and water, epsom salt baths, and several weeks of strong antibiotics. During the second week she tries to wag her tail. End of third week and skin and bones again, she’s slowly scampering on a leash, still unable to use fully the necrotic leg.

What we know is that she likes and trusts certain people, hopefully has a healthy fear of large dogs that are not her BFF Princess Lulu (our 36 lb. dog), comes to us but doesn’t associate it with the command Come, does not bite us or complain one bit about her condition, and is finally flea-free and bathed within an inch of her existence.

The future holds promise if the leg heals enough to be used. I’ll continue to put in the time and effort, as she has stopped soiling the crate in favor of being carried out to the grass, and only uses the pads for shredding or piling in the corner if dirty. She’s neat! And despite all odds she has a will to live that is enviable.

That said, it’s not the easiest way to potty train a pup. But in a pinch, it works. Neuter and spay, the kindest way! Cheers, Dee

The Art Angel

Years ago, I went to the Milwaukee Art Museum, known around town as “the Calatrava” because of its bird-in-flight modern design by the noted architect. In the gift shop, I found a little aluminum slug with an archangel on one side, a bas-relief of sorts. I picked it up and put it in the chest pocket of my cotton knit vest where it stayed for a long time. The last time I washed the vest and laid it out to dry, the Art Angel was no longer there.

Sara, the rescue dog we’ve been caring for the past couple of months was spayed three weeks ago. Nine days ago, after she was nearly healed from the spay, she was severely attacked by another dog in the country neighborhood, who we do not know. But she made it home and laid, motionless, in the front yard until I saw her. Puncture wounds are nasty, so even though we cleaned her up, the leg swelled massively due to infection and just today, thanks to antibiotics, the swelling began to subside.

Poor sneaky, slippery outdoor Sara has been in a crate all that time, not eating much and having a generally miserable time of it. Epsom salt baths every day. Antibiotics hidden in sausage meat. I finally made her a meat loaf yesterday because she’ll only eat out of my hand and not much at that. An outdoor dog forced indoors because of the freezing weather (it’s snowing in Texas today), I don’t know how she’ll feel about human companionship if she gets through this. She’s not potty trained so we’re going through wee wee pads like crazy because she can’t move around yet.

Last night she ate her new prescription pill (in a sausage ball) and perked her head up a bit. Her tail wagged slightly. This morning when I went in to check on her she was perky, wagging her tail, and ate two whole slices of meat loaf! The swelling looked like it was going down a bit, and as I was cleaning up I found a small piece of foil on the floor to throw away.

Except it wasn’t foil. It felt funny joining the dirty wee wee pads et al I was taking out to the trash, so I turned it over. It was my long-lost Art Angel. It had been watching over Sara all night, having fallen out of the secret pocket in the jacket I was wearing. Things are looking up in Sara-land! Let’s hope it stays that way, as I can’t wait until she bounds out of Princess Lulu’s crate and goes back to patrolling the farm. Hopefully she’ll not be calling on the neighbors again. She had been poorly treated by her original owners, then dumped so was understandably untrusting of humans, but it appears that other than her new best bud Princess Lulu, some of the neighbor dogs don’t like this 26-lb. sweet mutt very much. Not very friendly for country folk. Wish us well as we go through this challenging phase and hopefully have a happy, healthy spayed pup in the end. Cheers! Dee

Le Avventure della Principessa di Campania

Ok, I’m a city dog. I lived in a tall apartment building up North. Spent my life there, using elevators, meeting friends daily at the Park, inviting guests for social hours during COVID when our parents couldn’t socialize with each other. My frozen raw food was delivered. Peanut butter Kongs were always in the freezer and I loved the maintenance guys, they were way cool and let me jump on them to say hello.

Now I’m out in the country on a temporary basis, at least I hope it’s temporary. I’ve always been a wash ”n wear kind of gal and Mom brought along the shower attachment so I still have bi-weekly baths with my hole-y towels (I get to “kill” the dog towels after each bath, my reward) so no change there, but dogs are treated differently in the country. First off, some get dumped on others, thrown out car windows to fend for themselves. We got one of those the first week we were here, and she’s had a tough time of it.

But more about the newly-named Sara the Rescue Dog later. This is about me and country folk making fun of my Mom for having a spoiled princess. Like when the tractor mechanic saw the setup in Mom’s Acura (not exactly a farm vehicle). There’s a cargo net behind the back seat, an extra large 4″ thick orthopedic bed, and a tie-down so I can wear a harness and not be thrown if the car brakes suddenly. Oh, and two fans directed my way, thanks to the car battery. Too much? He got a kick out of that one. So did the guy who inspected the car so Mom could renew her drivers’ license here.

I brought a winter coat and a raincoat, plus Mutt-Luks in case it snows, which it may do this week. Mom bought the rescue dog a coat the other day but she can’t wear it yet. Sara was abused and abandoned until she found the home of my Grandma M and Grandpa J. She’s always afraid of being hit, and when she came she didn’t even know how to chase a tennis ball, just thought it was going to be thrown at her. Sad tale, she hasn’t told me much about it.

Three weeks ago my folks had to drive all the way to Dallas to get her spayed. My folks were told that the local vet couldn’t get her in for three months and she was in heat with regular visits from the neighbor’s dog so it had to be done asap.

As soon as she was about healed from the spay, she was brutally attacked by another dog in the neighborhood and is still recovering. It’s freezing outside, down to the teens at night. Sara hates crates and leashes and relishes being an outdoor dog with all the freedoms that entails, so she’s usually the outdoor patrol and I bark at intruders from inside depending on which bedroom I’ve taken as my own for the day. Why my own bedroom, where I arrange the covers as I deem fit? I’m the Principessa!

So now Sara’s using my huge crate in the pantry across a breezeway, with a space heater, the crate filled with towels and wee wee pads so she can convalesce. Her rear leg is twice its normal size and she’s on antibiotics and epsom salt baths to draw out the poison from the puncture wounds.

I miss my new friend. We had a great time chasing each other around the yard and through the garden. I have to be on a generous zip line now because once Sara and that cad (her one-night-stand boyfriend) led me out onto the State highway where trucks were zooming by at 70 mph. My folks didn’t like that much so I’m now stuck in the back yard but it’s no fun without Sara playing fetch and tug.

I don’t care much that the locals make fun of me and my folks for being so citified. When we get back to civilization, maybe I’ll write more about it. Mom thinks I’m a pretty good writer. [only pretty good? I said excellent and you edited it, Dee, watch it or I’ll eat your sock]

Oh, the funniest thing is that Sara can’t walk on the leg yet so needs to be supported to go outside. The only coat Mom could find with a handle for support was the bright orange swim vest from my one (thank God) swimming lesson! The other day it was sunny and warm so my folks moved the crate outside, and there was Sara, prone, wearing a new collar and tag, and sporting a bright orange life vest on Christmas week! Imagine if the tractor mechanic saw that, Grandma and Grandpa would never hear the end of it!

I’ll let Dee write tomorrow. She says Happy New Year and she’ll come up with something good for all y’all to read. Thanks for your kind attention to my regal pronouncements. Lulu, the Country Princess

One Dog Nights

Down south one never gets a “three dog night” as Great Lakes and other folk know it. Whether ithat term originated in the Australian Outback or with the Aleuts, it means a night so cold that one needs three dogs in bed to keep warm.

Of late we’ve had a couple of one dog nights. The rescue we took in a couple of months ago (dumped, abused and fearful) had a rough week. It took an overnight visit to get her spayed, a double dose of meds to get her calm in the back of my SUV and transferred to the vet clinic, and way too much tme driving there and back and recuperating.

Most dogs consent to a leash but not Sara, yet. So it was meds, which we tested. She took a test dose for a 45 lb. dog (she weighs 26 lbs.) and it took her 7.5 hours just to take a half-hour nap. She was loopy, but alert and cautious the entire time. So our vet had us double the dose for the three-hour trip to her clinic.

Instead of a cone of shame, we opted for a surgi-suit, but even Sara’s new owner M, the top-notch seamstress of quilting fame, was unable to make her one that would meet her needs, to not ride up and expose the surgical wound, keep the wound clean and allow for Sara to relieve herself outdoors without restriction. So she bought one, with the latter being an issue.

It’s now been six days since the surgery. Dr. V used surgical glue and absorbable sutures so that we wouldn’t have to trap Sara again and take her to a local vet for removal. She took off the suit herself, yesterday, and the sutures look fine. She’s no longer loopy and the pain seems to have subsided. Sara seems her happy self again, and doesn’t hate us for putting her through this, but we couldn’t have her attracting all the males in the neighborhood and getting pregnant.

The temperature dipped below freezing for a couple of nights. Sara now has a thick cardboard box sized for her and lined with three layers of area rug, clean and treated for the fleas she was diagnosed with. It’s covered with heavy plastic against the rain, and is placed in the coziest place in the carport where she can see everything important. The other day we added a “heating pad” comprised of a rectangular 1 liter plastic juice bottle filled with hot water. She liked it and stays in there a lot on cloudy days.

Keeping to the farm ethos, every eight hours the bottle (two now as we added a 2 liter Dr. Pepper bottle on a really cold night) needs refilling so the cold water is dumped back in the garden. We haven’t had much rain so the hardy red lettuce and kale are still growing and their roots need sustenance as well.

So, if there are any inventors out there willing to make a surgi-suit that allows rescue dogs to do their thing without being taken out on a leash, we’re willing to try it. If we can catch Sara again, that is. She’s actually accustoming herself to all people not being evil. At first, I picked up a tennis ball and went to throw it for her and she thought I was going to hit her with it. It took a few weeks but when the light turned on in her smart little brain, she found that play was indeed fun.

So now we have my in-laws’ outdoor patrol dog Sara formerly of the Flea-Ridden, and Princess Lulu of the indoor Secret Service. Bored with real life indoors, Lulu is considering applying for a job as a quality assurance tester for Indestructible Dog Toys, as within five minutes her latest was breached on the nose and both front paws. It used to look like a speedy hare, not so much now.

Life on the ranch. With Sara’s spay out of the way, in a couple of weeks when she has truly forgiven us, we may try to use Lulu’s indoor bath routine on her so she’ll be clean at least once in her life. Once the vet’s exterior flea treatment has worn off and she’s on a pill form of flea-tick prevention like regular dogs. It’s a thought. As I’m told, ranch dogs don’t get baths. We’ll see.

Merry Christmas to you and yours, and peace on earth to men and women of good will. We’ll need that last part in 2025! Today I thank my in-laws and everyone else in this world who has taken on a rescue. God bless you. Dee

Moonshine and Memories

When I was nine, our next door neighbor, a high school girl, was hired by my parents to teach me to ride a horse. She rode a beautiful quarter horse named Chips, and I got the pony, Pickles. Pickles was like the Asgardian Loki, an inveterate trickster. He specialized in things like stepping on my foot while I was learning to put on his saddle, things that embarassed me to no end.

One day I was tasked to leave Chips’ side and walk along two sides of the field behind our house, then trot diaganolly back. All was going well until we hit the diagonal return. Pickles galloped all-out, then nearing our driveway, stopped on all four hooves (think cartoon-style) whereupon I catapulted over his head and into a sandbox. He then proceeded back to his home down our 1.4 mile driveway and interrupted a dinner party. Seeing Pickles alone meant that he threw someone, again, so the entire party made their way up our drive to make sure I was OK. I haven’t been on a horse since that day.

So now, for over fifty years, I’ve had a healthy respect for, and fear of, horses. But at age 30 I was gifted a five week-old kitten and I knew nothing of cats but learned quickly. So the other day, we brought my in-laws’ new dog (dumped near their ranch a couple of months ago) to a major city to be spayed. It was an overnight trip and we had dinner with the vet who would be doing the surgery, my husband’s cousin. We trust her implicitly as she took out the hips of our first dog over 20 years ago when she was diagnosed as a pup with the worst hip dysplasia any vet had ever seen. A few months later, after growing her own hips from cartilage, our “new” pup was cornering around trees and beating Golden Retrievers to the tennis ball!

We had a couple of hours to kill before dinner so got a tour of their property, which includes a number of dogs and cats, a rare lizard, at least one snake, horses and one donkey. Oh, and a rescued American Alligator. In their pond. OK’d by Fish and Game, for now. A third-generation horse with one eye was the first to come up to say hello and I must say I didn’t feel any fear. I petted her and we got along great. She even nuzzled my hair. It was quite the pleasant, if messy, experience! I know that one is not supposed to show fear to any companion animal as their senses are very attuned to it, and I passed the test! About time, Dee. Horses are such magnificent animals that to never touch one again in my lifetime would be a shame.

It’s now 48 hours after spay surgery and the patient is out and about, still not eating and sluggish from all the drugs but definitely on the mend. Which fits into another story. Since my in-laws moved here (the big city metroplex flooded the home they built decades ago for a reservoir) they’ve had a few unusual guests. There’s a prison in town and they tend to let their paroled inmates go just before suppertime, with just a plastic grocery bag of their belongings, nothing in their stomachs and no phone call to friend or family. A few miles from the jail, this is the first house they see to the south, so they knock on the door and ask for a ride to the nearest town 15 miles away, or to use the phone to call a ride.

The in-laws were out of town yesterday and my husband was locked away on a zoom call. Our princess of a non-guard dog Lulu was barking indoors and the stray rescue was in solitary recuperating outside and there came a knock at the front door. He was very polite. I had bread in the oven and dinner in prep stage and declined to drive him to the next town as my f-i-l had done “last time.” But after locking the door I got my phone and let him call his sister for a ride.

Later, when the folks were home for dinner I told my f-i-l that his prison buddy had returned for another ride. They joked that my principal job now on the ranch is to get any strays spayed or neutered. So, parolees, if you want a ride, phone call or free meal, Dee will have to make sure you’re neutered first! Hey, it worked for me when I was single and not interested in a particular suitor. What are your hobbies, Dee? “I help spay and neuter feral cats on weekends.” His hands instinctively cover his groin. There’s another unwanted date taken care of. Phew! Glad I found my husband of nearly 22 years so I don’t have to go through that charade anymore.

Life on the farm, never a dull moment. Perhaps I’ll even get to ride a horse before we leave this burg. For now I’ve Moonshine, and memories. Cheers! Dee

The Cowgirl

All hands on deck, so to speak. I was summoned to the barn, where my horse awaited. Tractor emergency, unable to carry round (hay) bales to the cattle, the weather’s getting cold and it just started to mist, then rain and I was dressed for weather in the mid-seventies.

Ok, I don’t have a horse, that was just wishful thinking on my part, dear reader. The last time I was on our neighbor’s sly evil pony Pickles he galloped (not trotted as my neighbor/riding teacher instructed me to do) across a field and stopped short with all four legs and tossed me overhead into the sandbox. I was eight years old and that’s the last time I’ve ever been on a horse. Only injury was to my pride, as when Pickles showed up at home 1/4 mile away so proud of himself, their dinner party stopped mid-forkful and headed down our long driveway to see what damage he’d done.

The other day my transportation was actually a John Deere Gator that I had to drive back, after a herd check of several large pastures with creeks/tree lines that make counting cattle difficult, with the goal of getting to another tractorfor hay pickups and disbursements. Interesting landscape, as my fingers started to freeze and my glasses to fog.

So, this city mouse got to be a country mouse for a morning and do some farm chores. Mostly opening and closing gates as an eight year-old might do for Dad. It made up for the other day when I drove my father-in-law to the tractor mechanic to pick up the broken tractor and the shop owner looked inside my old Acura MDX and asked what was the interesting contraption in back. The back third of our SUV contains a cargo net to separate from the back leather seats, a 4″ orthopedic dog mattress and tub with emergency supplies for humans and dogs.

What interesting farm equipment was behind the cargo net? I replied, “Oh, that’s for the dog.” He rolled his eyes at the city girl whose dog even has a double fan in her posh, panoramic travel bubble. Sheesh. Not only do I speak New York in the hinterlands of Texas, I’ve an indoor prissy Mini Aussie who’s what you might deem in a person “book smart” but not “street smart.” About a half hour ago, several neighborhood dogs were commingling and when my husband took Miss Lulu out, the neighbor’s dog bolted and Lulu ran after him down the fast-moving state highway into traffic and almost killed herself. My husband was scared to death, and it didn’t faze her a bit. “Just out playing with my buds!”

I passed the first “cowgirl” test, braving the weather et al without incident or complaint, as farm “kids” are taught to do. I remember the 25 acres my folks bought when I was in grade school and they thought they were really out in the country living a farm existence. Not hardly. We did get a rescue pup for a bit but that was the extent of our animal husbandry, that and occasionally helping with the neighbors’ horses, dogs and cats. Oh, and we adopted baby mice from the back seat of Mom’s car. They only lasted a day.

Again at age eight I was taught to drive a Toro lawn mower with 3′ blade because my father wanted the entire 1/4 mile to the highway mowed. A fools’ errand, but my sister and I switched off segments every weekend, the large section took three hours, the smaller one two.

Back then we had no cell phones, and only three networks to watch (plus PBS sometimes) so aside from sledding and building snow forts winters were cold and luckily the library in town had some childrens’ books to lend. In summer we were outdoors all day every day after chores. I remember it being a wonderful time that introduced me to the pleasures of country life without milking cows or any real childhood responsibility.

As it is now, I appreciate both my city and country worlds and the opportunity to have learned much from both. Toughest part for me is not being able to run (walk) out to the store if I’m short cream for a dessert or an egg or two for breakfast. In the country, one makes do. Cheers! Dee

House Proud?

In the very best sense, of course. When we came back south this fall to my husband’s family home in Texas, shortly after we arrived a starving little yellow dog was dumped upon us. I think it knew I was coming and decided this was the place to go. I’ve been called The Dog Lady for years, it fits.

She’d been severely abused and, weeks later, is still hand-shy and only my husband has been able to pick her up. She won’t abide a collar and she’s terrified of a slip lead. Once, my father-in-law closed the gate on a dog pen only to find out moments later that she’d escaped its high fence, earning her the nickname “Sneaky.”

After trying to adopt her out through the local Humane Society, which wasn’t much help at all, my in-laws decided to adopt her as “ranch dog” (unlike our little indoor Mini-Aussie Princess Lucia, aka Lulu) and named her Sara. That was my idea. As she started getting less frightened of humans, I saw her one day frolicking in the pasture around the three newest bulls, who I call “The Three Amigos” and smiling. I remembered Sara Smile from Hall & Oates all those years ago. So Sara it is.

In the old days down south the rich folk would sit out on the front porch after supper fanning themselves and drinking iced tea. This would demonstrate to all the neighbors walking by that they could afford both ice, and sugar. No small feat in those days before refrigeration.

Sara started making herself useful right away, patrolling the house regularly. She makes the rounds quite often and is always here for breakfast and dinner. Her new owners got her some high quality puppy food and have an appointment to have her spayed. She’s put on several pounds so that her ribs are no longer visible, and she probably weighs about 20-25 lbs.

The dog next door stops by to visit (hopefully nothing more) and play chase in the pastures. Miss Lulu plays ball with her in the back yard.

This morning Sara was lying in the front yard by the State Hwy. , watching. Her “toy box” is the driveway, where she keeps marrow bones, a priceless tennis ball, my husband’s tied up old tee shirt and now a plastic three-ring tug toy that Lulu only wants to destroy. She and all her worldly possessions are out front for all to see, because now this is HER house and these are HER people.

Hopefully we’ll be able to get her on a leash or in Lulu’s crate for her spay. My husband and I sprung for a new collar, and an ID tag that arrives today. Plus Lulu’s puppy collar and leash with a southwest theme, as nearly six years ago we picked her up from a breeder in Tucson and dressed her appropriately for her flight north.

So, Sara has reason to be house proud. She lets us get a bit closer every day and she has a wonderful temperament. Sad to see that she was dumped on our unsuspecting family but it’s good to know that she has a home. Soon she’ll be hopping on the Gator to go out and feed the cows. Until then, the house is safe from intruders with its new guard pup. Neuter and spay, the kindest way! Dee

Another Horrible Day

in Milwaukee. Today there’s a music festival in the neighborhood spanning seven stages with a number of local bands to showcase and tons of vendors. I think we’ll venture out this afternoon, the horrible weather will be sunny and in the low 70’s, before the heat wave hits tomorrow for the foreseeable future. But rest assured, a sweltering summer like we’ve never experienced should not be equated with any climate crisis caused by burning excessive fossil fuels.

We’ll probably run into our horrible neighbors, because who but horrible peoplle, as described by one Donald J Trump, would live here? Mr. Trump is expected to bring his felonious reputation and fellow felons to town next month to be crowned king of the Republican National Committee and its nominee for King of America, or should I say president. One step at a time, buster.

I’m told different stories by his enablers about why he called Milwaukee, his kind host for the 2024 RNC Convention, a horrible city. They can’t seem to get their answers straight. What I read through the inevitable cover-up is that it is because of: violent crime, and that rate has plummeted since Trump was president last time; and something about the 2020 presidential election being rigged, even though the Trump campaign’s own recount of Milwaukee and Madison showed that Biden won fair and square.

In fact, when Trump plans to be in town next month for the convention, his mere presence will increase the crime statistics, because so many of his business and campaign associates are also felons. Then there are all the as-yet unindicted ones, many who still hold elective office, who have been with him lock, stock and barrel in The Big Lie since its inception.

In Milwaukee if I am mailed an absentee ballot, I have to fill it out in front of a witness, sign and date it and have the witness do the same. Then I have to make sure the Board of Elections has a valid copy of my Wisconsin drivers’ license with photo on file showing current address, with proof of said address via a bill or official document sent to my home. Then, because drop boxes are now illegal and the mail is uncertain to be received in time to be counted, I have to drive downtown to the main election office and go up to the fifth floor and hand-deliver my ballot.

Then, I have to go back down to the idling car where my husband is with our dog (who we can’t leave in the car because it’s too cold in November) and sit there while he hand-delivers his ballot. Why? Because otherwise I could be convicted of “ballot harvesting” even though he is my legal witness to said document and I am his.

Welcome to being a registered voter in Wisconsin! Whenever I can, I vote in person as the precinct location is walkable and the poll workers amiable. I deliver my absentee ballot, unopened, and assure that it is voided, then I am issued a new ballot to fill out. Upon watching my ballot go into the counting machine I am given my “I Voted” sticker, thank all the poll workers for their service (followed by an email to the Board of Elections thanking everyone) and promptly lose the sticker in the snow/wind as I walk home.

The irony of all this double-checking and proof of this and that is that ballots received prior to election day are not allowed to be opened until the polls open on election day. That is not for “election integrity” at all. It was devised probably by the RNC so they could say mail ballots are fraudulent and so that someone like Donald J Trump, as he did on election night in 2020, can say that he won and to STOP COUNTING BALLOTS! And you wonder how The Big Lie got started.

Question. If Donald Trump won the presidency in 2020, why weren’t any down-ballot races investigated? Doesn’t it seem odd that ONLY Donald Trump was cheated that year? Just like all the investigations into this particular president’s attempts to steal the 2020 election (federal and state cases pending), steal top secret documents that belong to the American people (case pending) and illegally influence the 2016 presidential election (guilty, 34 federal felony counts) are “politically motivated?”

Maybe rural Wisconsonites will vote for Trump regardless of his thoughtless comments on its most populous city, but that’s OK. They’ll like him until he tariffs their farms out of existence. Perhaps a day will dawn when they finally realize Trump doesn’t care a whit about them, their businesses or their lives and only cares for his own and that of his rich donors. He said it himself last weekend, he doesn’t care at all about his voters, he only wants their votes. What you see is what you get.

The sun is up, dog is fed and walked and the windows are open bringing in fresh lake air before closing up for the summer. Lest people from outside Milwaukee think it an urban hellscape, I assure you it is not. I don’t trip over homeless people outside our building or worry about being robbed while walking to the market. There are people walking everywhere, many with canine companions, and families grilling picnics in the local park. Tennis players at public courts across the road. Music and arts and even kite festivals. And here, a lot of houses have front porches where people can hang out and watch the world go by. It’s summertime, school’s out and it’s time to put the top down or dust off your Harley for a beautiful, sunny day. Vote! Dee