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Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner

Last weekend my husband, who has learned a bit about balloon twisting over the past months, decided to make Road Runner. Great move! That went to a local youngster. Then he tried Wile E. Coyote from a photo only. The prototype was a bust but the real Wyle I put in the window for about three minutes. He was working on Road Runner when a little girl stopped her bike outside while their dog did his business (they picked up). She said “Daddy! Look at this!” I went to the slider and asked if she wanted Wile, and they waited another minute for Road Runner. The dad said this was his favorite cartoon ever. It was great to meet these new neighbors.

These balloons were out of our hands as soon as they were built, so I didn’t get any photos. Next time, promise. We’re only being neighborly. Cheers, Dee

Oh, The Weather Outside…

The moon is reflecting off the new-fallen snow. We may get two feet of the white stuff before Thanksgiving, glad I put on the snow tires last week! Only one car has driven down the street and otherwise every driveway is pristine with 3-4″ of snow and I’m wondering why I didn’t spray my new suede hiking boots (bought for Yellowstone and never worn). But I have winter boots and wellies, depending upon the weather.

We fully expect the heavy equipment to roll out early morning. They’re really efficient here at moving snow. Yesterday while my husband and dog slept in, I listened to the mortars going off for avalanche control at nearby ski venues. That’s a sound I haven’t heard in a few months!

Jim’s mother loves fruitcake so I wanted to introduce her to my favorite, panforte from Italy. Started in Siena, but this is a version I made for holiday gifts many years ago with hazelnuts and chocolate, dusted with cocoa. I don’t know when we’re going to make it, probably not in time for Thanksgiving dinner, but I have to go out and look for some of the ingredients because we have a Whole Foods here and I can buy dried fruits et al from the bulk bins so my suitcase isn’t stuffed with pounds of dried dates and apricots. I already have to bring a couple pounds of spiced almonds and cashews that have been in the freezer for a month!

Now is the time to make lists and keep up on the drycleaning (cleaners ate one of Jim’s shirts yesterday, and with the amount of plaid he has in his wardrobe I can’t for the life of me figure out which one!) and laundry, wash the dog and get her nails trimmed. Clean the fish bowl. Figure out what to wear. Sort 500 balloons from Sweden to entertain thirty kids on Thanksgiving day. Oh, we did that yesterday. Yes, hubby is getting in some practice this weekend. A bee, an apple, and the piece de resistance, a neon tree frog hat with 5′ pink tongue. Oh, and a princess wand with a “string of pearls” and heart top, that was a first. If he works on a princess crown, and does a couple of dogs, space guns and pirate swords he’s good to go. If TSA lets him on the plane with his “busker bag” with several hundred balloons. He does have to carry a 2″ pair of child safety scissors ($1 value in case he has to dump them).

I’m hearing varied reports on the TSA, like Michael Chertoff recommended the Rapiscan “naked scanner” while his consulting company is invested in that company. That TSA is purposely “groping” passengers in order to scare them into using the “naked scanners.” That faces are not blanked out and TSA and other agencies keep these naked scans for whatever use they want. And my father just sent an email about the 4th Amendment (remember that one, that the Patriot Act threw out the baby with the bathwater days after 9/11, it’s about illegal search and seizure) that states unequivocally that a few suicidal lunatics set about to destroy the USA and from Bush to Obama, we’ve helped them out every step of the way by making a free nation one that our founding fathers never wanted it to become. Every legal resident of the USA is subject to having no constitutional rights inside our land and 100 miles from the border, and in any airport. We are forced to take off belts, shoes, jewelry, have a naked body scan or be groped in public before going to grandma’s house for an annual holiday gathering.

This is all wrong. Homeland Security only looks backwards, not forwards. Cargo is the problem, not innocent American citizens. There’s a shoe bomber, so we have to take off our shoes. Liquid, so no shampoo or lotion. Terrorists by definition have to find new ways to strike. Do you really think they’re going to send another shoe bomber, now that every American who flies within our country has to walk around barefoot or in socks or hose on a filthy airport floor?

I’ll get us ready to go over the river and through the woods, and make sure our home, dog and fish are taken care of as well. It’s always good to see family, even for a brief time. Cheers and Happy Thanksgiving! Dee

Projects

After having brunch out, we stocked up on a few little gift basket items for our young visitor (age 2.5) and her parents, stopping at the Visitor Center across the highway and getting the latest information on what’s happening here.

My father sent me a fifty year-old “fake book” that he played piano and we sang along with when I was little. He had the yellowing pages held together with clamped rings and the edges were tattered. We bought an inexpensive paper cutter and 3″ binder and I spent a couple of hours cutting off the ragged edges and placing each page in a clear sleeve to protect them, then into the binder.

Gift from Dad

Jim spent about the same amount of time learning a few new balloon designs, like a hat with a tree frog sitting on your shoulders, with a really long tongue. Also a few more hats, and he learned how to make curly balloons. It’s getting dark out now so if they’re still “alive” tomorrow I may be able to take a photo of them outside in the light.

Dinner was simple, just boneless skinless chicken breasts in seasoned flour, egg/milk then panko, sauteed and served with lemon. I made a ton of coleslaw last night so we had that and some frozen sweet potato fries. The second week of the three-week fast-pitch softball tourney ended yesterday and the remainder of folks renting homes here left. Jim’s been making balloons (practicing) for many of the kids so as we walked the dog last night we were inundated with food (chicken, salad, fruit salads) that would’ve been tossed this morning.

It’s nice spending some quiet time on the weekends and good to see my husband as he was working late all week and had a bite to eat then fell into bed every night. Let’s hope this week is a little easier. Our guests are just here for a night (unless they like it so much they forego another day of their vacation) and that’s 95% on me. Jim just has to get home for dinner at a reasonable hour and be sociable. All for now. Cheers, Dee

Software Engineer or Busker?

Tonight husband Jim left with the dog and brought along a bag of balloons, as he just started balloon twisting last weekend to have something with which to entertain the kids who belong to his colleagues and staff.

Canary on a Ring

After an hour when dinner was done he was no-where to be found. Oh, he learned the Canary this afternoon. I called to make sure the dog was OK and getting water and his explanation of where he was, well I didn’t understand it. En route to finding them I came upon some fast pitch softball kids who are visiting and gave them an alien baseball cap with eyeballs (balloon eyeballs) and a flower. Then I came across another softball family we’d met who is leaving tomorrow and gave us a ton of fruit salad. Then Jim and Zoe arrived.

They’d been at the town square, it’s not a town and not a square but that’s the best description I have. When I called he said he had a number of orders for space guns and as soon as he was finished, he’d be home with our dog, who was probably panting away by then for lack of water.

A Simple Flower

He came home with $14 in his pocket, about what he spent on balloons, and no-where near what his professional time is worth, for that outing. He didn’t see the first dollars come in, then kids started giving him a dollar, thinking him an itinerant and intermediate level talent. He let them do so as otherwise their parents would have been upset.

One kid asked for his business card. He gave it to him. Lead Software Engineer, Major Company. It amused him to think what the kid and especially parents thought of that! Please know he’s practicing so he can have a few balloons in his desk so when kids come to visit the office he can do something other than give them a piece of candy. He’s not in it to make money! That $14 will be put back into balloons to delight other children.

In the meantime we thank the local kids and all the visitors from the fast-pitch softball championships for letting Jim practice making baseball caps from balloons. Oh, a busker is someone who plays an instrument, sings or recites or does something on the street that passers-by pay to hear/see.

When it comes to money, “earning” $7/hour busking would not allow us to live here or anywhere without a land grant and cabin and vegetable garden and a couple of cows and goats. Let’s just say Jim should keep his day job. Cheers, Dee

The Balloon Man

has been invited onto a neighbor’s deck to do balloons for all the kiddos, as its another group of softball participants this week. He’s finding that it’s easier to learn one and practice it at home a few times than to perform before an audience. Today he learned to do a hat, including a jester’s hat, baseball cap and flower hat. He finally got home at 10 p.m.

Tonight I made skewers again with chicken and the Indonesian-inspired sauce. This time I made the sauce early, cut up the chicken and marinated it for an hour in about 1/4 of the sauce/marinade then made the skewers, grilled them and then brushed on the rest of the sauce or poured it over rice. It was very tasty with red pepper, scallion, water chestnuts (I wanted crunch but over 50% of them broke) and pineapple.

A quiet weekend, except for all the balloon squeaking and breakage going on! Dog Zoe will be glad when Jim goes to work tomorrow so she can work on her beauty sleep! Cheers, Dee