Category Archives: Pet

The Back Yard

Someday when I’m old and grey-er, I’d love to have the entire back yard setup of grill, frig, burners et al. Today we prefer city life.

There is no back yard. So, our nine year-old dog has made her own. It started as a small space behind the dining table, but now has migrated into our bedroom.

There are only two items; a large chew bone that belonged to her many years ago that she does not chew, only transports to hide from us in plain sight; and her “Precious,” my husband’s invention she’s had all her life but we took the squeakey out.

The only other thing we can let her have is solidly frozen extreme Kong’s with peanut butter, but that’s for when we leave the house. She’s a 35 lb. Aussie mix who eats frozen raw food (lamb with blueberries, squash et al) 2X per day.

She’ll eat not only the cover of a tennis ball in two minutes, but all the rubber inside. Stuffed animals, forget it. Even stuffed animals made for the toughest of chewers are scattered, part by part, in minutes. Especially the squeaker.

So we will continue to have Zoe’s “back yard” except when I’m vacuuming. It makes her happy, as does being back on the bed with my husband after I walked and fed her. It’s the weekend. I even put down the blinds for him and will make bacon and eggs when he awakens. Cheers! Dee

Stay!

My husband says he’s allergic to Christmas trees, so for the past 11 years I’ve hung a wreath on the front door. Yesterday I purchased this year’s wreath, which looks quite like last year’s, fir branches with a bow and three pine cones.

We are currently living in a high-rise and share this floor with six neighbors, five since one pro athlete left after not making the Series.

I hung the wreath on one of those newfangled “doesn’t hurt the wall” hangers and picked out a few ornaments, some of which I hadn’t seen in 20 years, and got ready to hang them.

Our dog Zoe, who’ll be nine next month, was at my feet as always. She loves to go in the car when the weather cooperates but I often walk to the grocery store and she doesn’t come along because leaving her outside, she loves people and other dogs so much she could run off or go home with anyone, tail a-wagging.

Instead of going in and out, I propped open the door with old, dead UPS battery, placed the ornaments on the kitchen counter and decorated with holiday glee. There were the rocky mountains ornaments, a bear on a sled (mine), moose on a rainbow trout (hubby’s) and teeny handmade mitten (Zoe’s). Two hand-painted tag board ornaments from an event I created to help children 20 years ago. A reindeer in an apron with a tray of cookies, and a copper pan (mine, of course). And let’s not forget the Texas snowman with a lasso and cowboy hat.

I figured Zoe would be out in the hall sniffing around and greeting people. She didn’t leave the house. I didn’t even say “stay.” She just sat there and watched me like “what’s this crazy woman up to now?”

Reminds me of my dear old dog who died 11 years ago. I adopted her at age two after she’d been abused by a deputy sheriff and left at a shelter I volunteered at, for an entire year until even they threatened to euthanize her as a danger to herself, men and children. She had a home that day, for ten years. For a month, even though I had visited her weekly for a year, she thought I would kick her when I walked toward her. A few weeks of challenging her and I could run at her and jump over her without a cringe or even a blink. Just a look that said “what’s this crazy woman up to now?”

We were inseparable until the day she died, and I carry with me a teddy bear with her ashes under a felt heart and lace and tiny beads a dear milliner friend made for me, also a collage she made. They are both given a special place wherever we live. Zoe got hold of the bear one day. A friend who was helping us move asked if it was OK to let her tear up a stuffed animal. I said that they were old and I’d done multiple “surgeries” on all of them, if it eased her moving tensions, fine.

Then I asked her “which one?” She said, it’s this huge brown teddy bear with a red felt heart. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So stay, little one, and know you’ll be close to my heart forever as well. I may be able to take you to the grocery store now because you are forever by my side, unless someone says “squirrel.” Cheers and enjoy the holiday season. Dee

p.s. to Zoe, your ashes will probably be in a black, indestructable Kong! Yes, many years from now, little one.

Test Dog

This morning on our second walk before 8:00 a.m. we met a gal with a gorgeous salt and pepper and gold miniature Schnauzer. His name is Greek, as is Zoe’s.

She asked where we live and I told her and she wants to live here 2/2 with lake view.

I don’t usually like Schnauzers because their owners are standoff-ish and Germanic. I’m half German so I can say that. This gal was wonderful and the nine year-old dog great with Zoe. Zoe will be nine in January.

Zoe needs a job, besides tripping me with an armful of laundry. We’ve had a few issues of late with errant dog owners. Many years ago I worked with Greyhounds straight off the track to rehabilitate them and give them loving homes. They used to use a blind and deaf cat to “cat test” them to see if they could be in a feline-friendly family. Sadly, most were cat killers. Hey, give me an animatronic bunny to chase – I’m a sighthound and will go for it!

Zoe would be a great dog-tester for this dog-friendly community. Of course I would not like to see her mauled so leashes would be involved. But if she OK’s a dog, that dog is OK with me and should be with the lessors as well. We’ll try this test balloon (don’t say balloon or show one to Zoe or she’ll freak out – my husband has taken up balloon twisting as a hobby and her ears can’t take the endless squeaking or occasional pop) and see how it goes. Dee

p.s. Demetrius, you’ve met Zoe (Greek for life) so now come and see Odysseus. And Zoe. And Zeus. If you’re brave enough to stop by. We’re getting a true Greek community here! D

Tempest in a Teapot

My father warned me yesterday that no good deed goes unpunished. I am aware of that but had to speak up and will suffer the consequences.

There’s a saying that there are no bad dogs, only inexperienced owners. I am of the school that the good and those that can be rehabilitated should not be euthanized in shelters. My first was a danger to men and children and I worked day and night with her because when I walked toward her and she was lying down, she jumped up thinking I was going to kick her because that’s what her former owner, a deputy sheriff, did.

Shortly before she died, everyone in the tot lot yelled out “Chani!!!” every time we walked into the park. They came and petted her and we loved it.

My second dog was fine when we got her at six weeks, then lost function and had to have both hips removed as a pup. She’s happy, healthy and will turn nine years old in January. Happiest critter I’ve ever met and I’ve spent over 20 years volunteering with dogs.

She was attacked by a neighbor’s dog shortly after we moved in. We met in a doorway and I asked if they could meet and the owner said yes. Next second, one dog had my Zoe’s jugular in its mouth and the owner dropped the leash and said “severe leash aggression.” I did what one is not supposed to do and grabbed the offending dog’s collar and pulled it away. No apology, no “is Zoe OK?” or offer to pay vet bills. I ran home and my husband and I went through her fur to see if there was any blood or puncture wounds.

That same dog attacked a neighbor the other day. You’ve heard of the 99% before when it comes to economics. I’m talking 99% of good dog owners, but the 1% rule the roost. It’s time for that to stop. It’s not right for an arrogant owner of a vicious dog to make me cross the lobby, sidewalk or street. Yet that’s what they do. “My dog is aggressive and will bite you or your dog, so move. I’m coming through, move Zoe.”

I spoke out, found out the policies and called professionals  to find a list of local trainers. I called the preferred pet sitting service that we use and got them to devise a special lunchtime “quickie” walk for dogs of working professionals who crate or leave their dogs alone for many hours, in order to better socialize them. Done.

The legendary Barbara Woodhouse once said (I paraphrase because can’t find it online)  “I can train any dog in five minutes, the owner takes longer.”

It’s like politics. Complaining about something without coming up with a solution wastes everyone’s time. Do you need a solution to thicken a sauce or de-grease chicken stock? I’m the answer lady. Enjoy the day, Dee

Zoe THW on Herding

Here are my rules:

Always have a comfy bed in view of the front door, preferably with a view toward any exit through which mom or dad can escape.

As a herder I never do anything fun once. It is routine, whether driving dad to work and taking over the passenger seat while he crosses the street, to being on my orthopedic mattress in the back of mom’s car when she goes to the grocery store, it’s r-o-u-t-i-n-e.

Make sure to lead mom and serpentine when she’s got an armload of clean clothes to fold.

Bark at whomever is knocking on the front door, then rush out to greet them before they come in.

When you need dinner, sit outside the kitchen and stare at mom until fed. Reject any type of fancy dry organic food until you find what you like, especially if it’s frozen raw lamb with blueberries, carrots and squash. Demand chicken broth with dinner, in addition to a fresh bowl of water.

Don’t poop the first time out in the morning. Then you’ll get to be taken out again and see more squirrels. Sometimes, just stop going for 36-48 hours, then go right before mom calls the vet.

Know exactly where the tennis ball is going to be thrown from the “chuck-it” and be there. Other dogs and pups will still be at home base and I’ll get it every time.

When you have hip problems, as I did, listen to The Hipless Wonder. Roll over on your back and submit. Even aggressive dogs won’t know what to do.

Keep your pack close by at all times. When you’re tired on a Saturday afternoon, send them out to lunch and a movie (stare if you must), get your frozen peanut butter Kong and take a nap.

Beauty sleep is a good thing. Get at least 18 hours per day.

Find out where other folks keep their dog food and treats, especially as mom doesn’t let me free-feed.

When dad eats eggs for breakfast, he wipes his face with a tea towel. Learn to be cute while taking it off the counter and licking egg off it before mom puts it in the washer.

When I do something bad and dad says “we should have gotten the dumb one,” don’t believe him for a second.

When your pack has guests for dinner, look around the table and play “the weakest link.” If it’s only the pack, go to dad. Otherwise size up the guests and decide which one you think will give you some food off their plate. Stare at them while trying to look cute.

And make sure to wake up mom at 4:00 in the morning to lift you up to their bed. Whine and paw the nice wood frame until she lifts you up and you take her spot so she can get online and pay bills and stuff.

That’s all for today from Zoe The Hipless Wonder

Zoe THW’s Dlog

I was born in a small farm house in Texas and my litter-mates and I were dropped off at the local shelter. We looked like Aussies but who knows who my original daddy is. I’m definitely a herder, more on that in another post.

At five weeks they took me to the hospital and put me under for an operation. Two days later I met my real parents. Others had come and applied for me but reneged. So my real parents put me in a cardboard box and took me with them and made a home all my nine years.

I jumped out of the cardboard box, little puffball that I was at six weeks, and settled into mama’s lap and have loved riding in cars ever since.

Of course I had worms and severe Coccidia so needed fluids and medication two days into my new home. Dee was able to help with that.

Then, after I learned to do stairs, I couldn’t do them any more and Aunt Val (an Aggie, the best Vets around) asked me to come in for some x-rays and said to my folks that this is the worst case of hip dysplasia she’d ever seen, and in a small pup. So they took out my hips at six and nine months of age and my folks took me for swimming therapy and mom walked me every day and I grew my own hips with cartilage. That’s why I’m THW, The Hipless Wonder.

Honey, I can lose a Golden Retriever around a tree in a heartbeat. They go another hundred feet and look back and ask “where did she go?” By being disabled early in life, I know where to look for the ball on a stick. I’m in the outfield before the other dogs and pups leave home base.

I’ve many stories to tell and want to know if I should start my own dlog or stay with mom’s. Time for a nap. Next time: Herding 101. Zoe THW

Life as Dee’s Dog

Good morning, Mommy! It’s 5:30 a.m. and I just threw up on your bathroom rug. Please clean it up and take me out. I feel better already.

I was thinking of you only having to do one more load of wash today, said rug, so didn’t do it on the bed or carpet. I’m a good girl just got something nasty out of the bushes last night and probably a certain person who remains nameless gave me a couple of extra treats.

Out? Now! Of course I won’t do everything. I’ll make you take me out at seven, too, and won’t do anything of consequence then either.

OK we’re home and it looks like you’re making bacon and eggs for Dad. Hmm. Instead of lying down and watching you cook, I’m going to sit here and stare at you until you make me dinner. Stare looks like it’s working. The tea is done, juice is poured and while you have nothing for yourself, I’m NEXT! Yea!

Oh, thanks for dinner. Take me out again. I need to chase some squirrels. Love, Zoe The Hip-less Wonder Dog

A Normal Dog

I told Jim I just wanted one puppy in my life so I could have one “normal” dog. Zoe is far from normal. When Zoe was six weeks and already spayed (hello! that’s too young) we endured the application process and picked her but she was already taken so we looked at a male Bernese mix.

The next morning we got a call that the potential adopters passed on our Zoe (then named Camilla) and had the flea-ridden, worm-infested puff ball we named Zoe – Greek for Life – jumping out of the cardboard carrier onto my lap. Whenever she errs, my husband says “We should have gotten the dumb one!”

I must say she’s always been a traveler and loves the car. Pops her head up on an off-ramp or traffic light and sleeps all the time on the road.

We did have to take her hips out. She’s still cow-hocked as she’ll always be but can lose a Retriever around a tree in an instant. Just ask folks back home, they call her Swivelhips.

She can also kill a mouse and if she was paying attention this morning could have gotten her first squirrel, three feet away and grooming himself. He wanted to leave a pretty corpse! But I let her attentions go elsewhere so she only saw said squirrel when he was at least 15′ up the tree.

What is a normal dog? Ours loves people and other dogs, and cats, but will kill a mouse or squirrel. She loves her favorite toy. Anyone can reach into her food bowl and give or take food and she’s OK with it. I would trust her with anyone.

Does she like us? She follows and herds me because I’m the walk lady and food wench. My husband is the fun guy. I like to think that the shelter didn’t kill her, she lived to find people who care for her, and that we’re all luckier in the process. Here’s to a No Kill Nation, Dee

Dog Whisperer

That’s what I’m called here but I can’t hold a candle to Caesar. My first dog and I arrived at the shelter in 1991 together. I was giving a gift to my family’s Collie who had recently died. Yes, I arranged for her death and sent her owners (my brother and youngest sister) out with her, sent my mother to pay the bill and I went back and collected her bed and toys then brought everyone together.

Unfortunately I’ve had to do that alone and help others do so over the years. Before Caesar came on the scene, I was running at and leaping over my abused and scared dog who I got after she was at the shelter for a year and hated men and children and they talked once, yes once, about putting her down. She was my girl and I’d spent a year with her, even with me in a neck brace, sitting in her enclosure.

She was home with me the next day. She’d been abused by a deputy sheriff and was wary of any man in uniform or even in a baseball cap. Whenever I walked toward her she jumped up as if I was going to kick her. None of that for me. First I started walking over her, then running and jumping over her and all she did was roll her eyes and ask “what is this crazy woman doing?”

We were together for ten years. She bled out and I rushed her to the vet and held her and she fought it every step of the way as I knew she would. Her ashes are in her favorite park and all the neighbors bought the city a tree in her memory. It has a better view than my homes there ever did.

The next time we got a pup at six weeks, adopted from a shelter in Texas. She was a mess, coccidia and hookworms and I had to get a vet to give her sub-q fluids three days in, after she vomited all over the car.

Then she was diagnosed with the worst hip dysplasia our vet had ever seen so I researched for weeks then had her hips taken out at six and nine months and she had to grow her own from cartilage, which she did and she’ll be nine early next year.

I told my husband I’ll still adopt strays but no more puppies. Then I met Charlie yesterday, a water spaniel pup, and told Jim OK when Zoe goes peacefully, I have the wherewithal to raise another shelter pup. I can do the training and eight walks per day. I have the food thing down and don’t have to cook for our Zoe.

Caesar is the master of “the walk.” I do the walk, and have a loose leather leash in my hand with a bag attached to the handle, in case I have to take care of her business.

I do hope that his storied career has been beneficial to others. I’ve worked with shelter dogs and spayed and neutered over 2,000 feral cats and created volunteer projects and worked with volunteers for over 20 years. Teaching dog owners to be responsible is an invaluable asset for all of us.

What is he going to do after Dog Whisperer? I can only hope that he’s not going to try herding cats, feral or otherwise! Dee

New Town, New Things

About 45 minutes from now, I’m interviewing a pet sitter, or she’s interviewing me. We have to travel next month and are in a new place and need to get cracking finding someone to stay with our Zoe.

Normally folks are knocking on our door asking to take Zoe home with them for the weekend. But as we’ve only been here for two weekends (the first one we were sick) we’re going to pay, and dearly, for this service.

Zoe just jumped up on the sofa and is comfortably at rest/sleeping for now while the rain pours down outside. She hates water she can’t control. Jumping into a pool, river, lake, pond is fine. Baths are fine. Rain, not so much so Jim put on her Ruffwear coat this morning. I don’t dress my dog, but when it saves me a load of laundry, I will. She looks so cool in it! Sorry, photo problems.

I hope she’s not too hard to handle. Mostly, I hope she behaves and is treated well by her new sitter. As a herder, she loves “routine” and it’s simple, just has to be followed and we’ll all be happy campers. Cheers! Dee