The One-Two Punch

Way to go, POTUS and Senor War! I couldn’t have directed it better myself. You told all those woke military brass a thing or two. Of course they were all doing standing ovations in their heads, ready to pull out the MAGA hats and signs and cry for POTUS to be elected God or at least Pope.

Here’s my takeaway:

  1. Opening act, War Department. Sayonara Geneva Convention, no rules of engagement against unwarranted brutality in the warplace. Rape, pillage and plunder all you want and there will be no dire consequences because there will be no whistleblowers allowed.
  2. The Headliner. POTUS wants to test these newly-lethal, perfectly coiffed warriors by ATTACKING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. At home. Safe in their beds with their children in the bedrooms next door. Don’t worry, they’re only going to kill Democrats, unless there’s a mistake, in which case revert to #1.

Oh, then there’s the other reason our Warfighters-In-Chief were brought in from ’round the world. They and all their warfighters must look good on camera at all times, whether gunning down entire families on the streets of Chicago (for speaking Spanish) or picking up trash on the side of the road in Portland. Perhaps all the Generals and Admirals are now getting their own makeup rooms à la Senor War. for attending this shindig. It’s only fitting. This land is our land, people. I see peaceful demonstrations and a resurgence of the anti-war folk songs of yesteryear that inspired our generation. Dee

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