Trump’s “Girls”

Our fearless president was supposed to do a “ride-along” with the military on the mean streets of our nation’s capital, Thursday evening. Instead, the White House cooked burgers and they ordered pizza in a local park.

Trump, ever the champion of women’s rights, had a job for two of his best gals. It’s no lie that a picture is worth a thousand words.

Seated “manning” the pizza table, over closed pizza boxes, were a lonely and distractedly bored Jeanine Pirro, D.C.’s newest U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, and Kristi Noem, yes, ICE Barbie holding her her head in her hands over a pizza box. What a great job!

I hope they had male supervision to make sure no illegal aliens got a free slice. What, did I just hear that JD Vance had his own booth telling women to quit their jobs and go have babies? Nah, just a rumor.

Makes me want to move back to 1971-1973 when I was a tween and my dad worked PR for the nation’s colleges on Dupont Circle. He must’ve been very woke then because we were living in the nation’s second “planned community” that was very forward-thinking at the time.

What a great nation we live in! I’m stuck in Texas with folks who are in denial that in rural communities they’re going to lose their medicare, medicaid, snap and hospitals. Plus smart, poor kids won’t ever be able to borrow money to attend college. My fellow senior volunteers don’t get it and are waiting for AmeriCorps (which Trump tried to abolish and will, eventually) to tell them what to do. I’m figuring it out without them. Why? Because I don’t just sit at the pizza table and wait for people to stop by. Cheers! Look for that photo of Noem and Pirro, it’s priceless. Dee

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