A Match Made in Heaven

We know an empty water tower in a minuscule town in the midwest that we actually thought of converting to a loft. Now there may be a use for it. We don’t own it but it’ll be a lot cheaper for the government to house Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan in the same place, and just send up food and take out the trash every week. Give them some green cleaning supplies (no sniff-able glue) and a swiffer cleaner and they can heal themselves out of the public eye for a few years. Sounds like a plan to me! Dee

3 responses to “A Match Made in Heaven

  1. Boo-yah! Sounds great; somebody just needs to confiscate Mr Sheen’s word processor before he gifts us w/his memoir…

  2. I must say the same for Ms. Lohan. You know where the water tower is, the old one near Nanny’s! Dee

  3. It’s even worse. Charlie Sheen was on Piers Morgan tonight and I was transfixed to it as if it were a train wreck or major NASCAR disaster. This publicity tour makes him his own worst enemy and I feel for his family, especially his children, as he demands a 50% raise while he’s put several hundred people out of work because of his behaviour. Dee

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