A book to give your kids or grandchildren. My favorite was “The Goops.” I still recite it to young people who laugh every time I tell the tale of “the Goops who talk while eating, and loud and fast they chew….”
Someone asked for a poem and I won’t give one of mine. Cheers, Dee
Cooking with Dee 
Oooohhhh….The Goops they lick their fingers, the Goops they lick their knives….oh they lead disgusting lives!!!
(A favorite in my family too….)
Glad to hear your in-laws are OK — very scary how quickly life can turn…