For Lease:

Turnkey ski condo, 3BR 2 BA, passive-aggressive neighbors. Overlook nature preserve, say g’day to a neighbor and a complaint will be lodged with the HOA! One-car garage, gas fireplace, and gorgeous views of three of America’s best ski resorts as you amass fines for just being there. What a vacation! If you and your family want a fun vacation, join us at 123-456-7890 and you won’t forget you left home and the peskiest neighbors in your hometown. We have our own, and can import yours for an extra fee if you’d like to be harassed (on two fronts) on vacation as well as at home. At FeelGoodPlace we’ll do everything we can to make you feel at home. For extra, we’ll bring in your boss and your worst work nightmare so your vacation really feels like home. Call us. We’re a full-service firm and will even fly in your ex-spouse, for a fee of course. FeelGoodPlace, where you’ll never get away from home (123) 456-7890.