The post called “upskirts and downblouses” was not intended to become of prurient interest. It dealt with how the new iPhone has features that make it easier for women to notice cell phone perverts. I have deleted it from the post because it was one that was quite popular and may induce novices to hack the device and keep up this sad behaviour.
It will NOT get you a girlfriend. And forget a wife and kids. I wear pants and shirts that no-one can look up or down and am nearing fifty, but take thirty years off and I’d knee you, you know where.
So no more upskirts or downblouses for us. Let’s stick to food!