The Food Network Poem

Yumm-o and te hee hee
Must be Rachel Ray
Couple this with Sandra Lee
It’s not a good cook’s day

Now the boob girl
Can cook Italian
We all love Giada
But also love manly

Tyler for his Ultimate
And other shows too
Alton because he
Lets my physics guru

Learn what’s behind cooking
He thinks cooking is science
I know it’s about art
Heart and soul and friends.

That is why we married
To have two opposites
Meet, attract and Alton,
You know what’s next.

We get a dog
And a loft
And that’s my blog
Don’t get soft

Or teary on me.
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Note: I did not name the boob girl. Blame that on another. LS this is for you!

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